Author Topic: PARTY LOVER LARISSA - Wakefield  (Read 2393 times)


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Offline mrfishyfoo

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I knew that work would be taking me to Wakefield and that I’d have some spare time so a punt was in order.

A look on AWank showed me the usual dross plus a couple of FAF so called Brazilians.

I usually swerve them as they tend to quote cheap and then when they’ve you got slap on the extras.

Should have known better shouldn’t I and stuck with what I know.

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The short version.

I walked as I ain’t paying all those extras.
 
The booking process.

A couple of texts and that was that.

Stall laid out and Larissa responded that her likes list was accurate and that everything on it other than anal was included in the price.

No AWank booking request no fuck all. Simples and just how I like it.

GAME ON !!!
 
The waiting game.

There wasn’t one. I was knocking on Larissa's door less than an hour after the booking was made.

The Venue.

A house in the Eastmoor area of Wakefield.

It’s not the best of areas but I’ve been there before so wasn’t overly concerned.
 
First I am going to describe her.

I’d say she was about 5’8” in heels, size 8/10 with a round bubble butt of an arse and big in your face tits.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUNNING IMHO.

The meeting.

I arrived at the venue with 10 minutes to spare and let Larissa know I was there. I was kept waiting for 5 minutes and then got the come on down.

I knocked on the door and Larissa did the hiding thing and when she shut the door my initial reaction was OMFG as I died and went to punting heaven.

Then it went to shit as she refused to kiss me and instead demanded the money.

No fucking chance until she’d confirmed what I was getting.

Well it turns out she wanted an extra £30 for OWO or £50 for OWO and CIM, rimming was another £30, she don’t do fingers, she don’t kiss with tongues and anal was an extra £60 not the £50 quoted on the phone.

I was furious as she’d told me her likes was accurate during comms and I’d made a point about the kissing. Turns out it’s her “mate” doing the texting.

Have I said she’s FAF ??

So I walked.

The money bit.

It was meant to be £130 for the hour of Larissa’s life with an extra £50 to fuck her arse.

Add all the other extra’s and I was looking at getting on for £300 for an hour which is ridiculous.

In conclusion.

I should have known better but I can’t help myself.

Oh well as yet again I’ve walked from another utter and total fucking waste of space.

FFS why can’t these scamming cunts just be honest about what they are willing to do for the basic fee ??

FWIW have I said she’s FAF ??

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Gutted that review 200 turned out to be a shitter.

Hopefully 201 won't be  :thumbsup:

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Gutted that review 200 turned out to be a shitter.

Hopefully 201 won't be  :thumbsup:

Makes it worse when they're FAF.  :cry: :dash: :dash: :cry:

Offline qarma

I feel for you MrFF. It's always shit when you have a bad one!

What get's me is that these delusional numpties must think we, the punter, walk around with a limitless supply of cash in our pockets. How are we supposed to know how much fucking money to take to a punt unless their profile accurately states what their fucking extras are ffs!! Are we supposed to be clairvoyant or something??

Better luck next time mate.

Offline als468

Looks amazing - but the price with extras is far, far too much.

Offline Berry25

Pretty sure that's a fake profile, so I dunno who you saw in person?
The pictures are of a popular pornhub account.
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You're loosing your touch Fish Man-Great honest review & totally agree !!
Banned reason: Blatant tout, posting multiple reviews and starting a thread to advertise his reviews.
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You're loosing your touch Fish Man-Great honest review & totally agree !!

Seems that way.  :scare: :scare:

I promise to try harder.  :lol: :lol:


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Pretty sure that's a fake profile, so I dunno who you saw in person?
The pictures are of a popular pornhub account.
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Well done you for finally sharing !!!  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Did I say it were the lass in the pictures ??  :unknown: :unknown:


Offline Tricks

The problem these days is, once due diligence is done theres fuck all left to pick from and you end up with some chancer, trying to empty your pockets.

Beter luck with 201

Was she a looker BTW :D


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Was she a looker BTW :D

I'm not sure, fishy didn't really make his thoughts on the matter clear  :lol:

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The problem these days is, once due diligence is done theres fuck all left to pick from and you end up with some chancer, trying to empty your pockets.

Beter luck with 201

Was she a looker BTW :D

Indeed !!!!  :dash: :dash:

Think I should get back to unicorn hunting.  :lol: :lol:


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Ah matey, sorry to read that your 200th punt was a duff one. I see many hot looking Brazilians on AW at the moment. Trouble is, I haven’t seen many positive reviews. Maybe there is an Axxxxxxian Unicorn out there somewhere hope you find her.

Edit: not sure why UKP is censoring the noun describing strong women named after a large river in Brazil  :unknown:
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Edit: not sure why UKP is censoring the noun describing strong women named after a large river in Brazil  :unknown:

The more the word is said, the more likely UKP is to come up in any searches for it. I think it was brought up especially when people were buying the vouchers to help the owners with fixing site issues.

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Such a shame, we were all routing for your 200th review to be a real 'humm-dinger'.  We had cake and everything.. :(