Author Topic: Joanne. NW10 Willesden rimjob queen  (Read 2207 times)

Offline footlover87

Date: a couple of times in mid October 2021

Been on here a while (sorry for lurking) this is my first review so be gentle. I didn’t know what rating to give this because mostly it was Fanta but I just feel it has to be a negative for 1 reason but I’ll get into that later.

Comms: all done via WhatsApp, she does take a while to reply but once you get one and confirm your interest she is pretty swift at getting back to you. Also if you ask her for pics she’ll send some through.

Location: a quite street in NW10 a short walk from Dollis Hill station, the apartment is a single room with an on suite shower and toilet in a shared house. No sign of activity from anyone else when I went.

Looks: nothing special, still quite pretty for an older lady, tits are decent and pretty flat belly and rounded arse.

Service: I had to within the space of a week. First time £70 for an hour second £50 for an hour I think she gave discount because she knew she had gone wrong during the punt.

Round 1: I booked an early morning slot 9am 1 because I knew I’d be the first of the day (hopefully) 2 simple fact I had work later on.  Anyway I arrive on time she comes to the door in a low cut nighty tits hanging out and so low her knickers was just on show. She had no shyness answering the door in this outfit and gave a hug at the door. I rushed in because it was bin day and the bin men was on the road.

Get into the room she got on some Brazilian music which she starts dancing to and rubbing herself on me. She then offers me a shower I decline because Iv just had one at home.

I undress and lay down on the bed this is where the fun starts. She starts off with a average massage Nfn to shout home about lots I mean LOTS of oil. Loads of deep CC swipes and quick reach unders. Then boom tongue up my arse and she’s eating it like a starving dog eating pedigree chum. She’s giving all the ooos and ahhhs you’d expect. This was pretty amazing tbh I’d never had someone’s tongue so deep in my arse before.

After a good 10/15 mins of her munching my bum hole and giving me a reach under she flips me over and clenched her lips around my cock and goes to town. One of the best blowsy I’ve had in a while she deffo knows what she’s doing. She didn’t rush to make me cum but after 5/10 mins I blew my load on her mouth and she swallowed every drop.

Bizarrely Iv been here just over 30 mins and she offers me a shower even tho I had booked an hour I look at her strangely and she says ok you not done grabs my cock and goes for another round. I pop have a shower say my goodbyes.

Later on that day thinking with my cock I decided to book another go with her a few days later same time etc.


This is where it goes down hill. It’s all pretty much carbon copy of the last time. More of the same but this time she’s a lot hornier and she saying fuck me fuck me. During the Blowy she starts doing a B2B massage I’m not complaining it was a good sight and felt good until she slid all the way up as she’s slid down she’s grabbed my cock and tried to slip it in her saying fuck me baby. I immediately threw her off of me and said I’m not doing that without a condom her reply was you no want to fuck me baby. I said I would love to but condom first. Her reply I no have any but I’m clean baby. In reality I should have carried some but I was there for a rimming and blowy the shag would have been a bonus.

But as you can tell this threw alarm bells ringing she’s very willing to do bare back and went straight for the kill without even consulting me so I said I’d finish up the massage had a shower and left.

All in all without the bareback situation she’s a decent punt but after that would I return deffo not.

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Offline Kamilondon

I had a funny feeling when she was saying fuck me to me… she was maybe hinting to bb but I was not sure, but now makes sense
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Offline footlover87

Lol honestly it was all going so well and then boom.

Her reviews have been quite good that’s what peaked my interest but trust me lads this was a near miss for me so I’d advise to not go there.

Online Atrueyorkie

good miss there. The tongue that has been in the whole communities ass and god knows how many people outside this have taken her up on her offer.

Glad you thought logically  :thumbsup:

Offline Tomcat

Thinking how many punters have taken that offer up and not mentioned it.

To say "I'm clean" well leave it to your imagination, out of thousands punters over the years ok she may have not offered this to everyone but it just takes one infected person end of story, some cases people don't show any signs of HIV for years other cases not at all, until it activates, she might think she's clean as showing no signs, one of regulars should ask her kindly take a test.

Well done to those who refused that offer, let's be safe out there.

Offline footlover87

Yeah I guess you live and learn.

She was so open in the way she said I’m clean as if that was going to change my mind she clearly has no regards for her own health let alone punters

Offline tantraman

Bloody 'ell :scare: ...

... as she’s slid down she’s grabbed my cock and tried to slip it in her saying fuck me baby ...

... close call there, OP ... this is a mighty shame for me, as I have so enjoyed getting royally rimmed by this old bird over several visits, and now worry about returning again.

Joana's never tried to fuck me, and we've always wrapped up after she's rimmed and I've CIM'd and she's swallowed ... job done, and I'm outta there. It's likely I don't turn her on enough ... thank God!

« Last Edit: November 11, 2021, 07:45:55 pm by tantraman »

Offline footlover87

Yeah it’s a shame and took me by surprise,

Lol maybe you don’t but I didn’t exactly go out of my way to turn her on either all I wanted was a good rim and blowy 🤣

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