Barebacking escort looking for love

[The Owl]

Let's just file this one under WTF.   

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Q. Do you date clients?
A. yes I date clients but getting to know me is not free because I find it hard to trust people. I am only willing to date those within my age range (18-21), 6ft, healthy, decent looking, not Muslim, a provider, financially stable, submissive sexually and dating with intention to marry & start a family. I will not stick around if you’re not willing to marry within 5-6months or don’t respect sex workers. Happy to stop escorting permanently if I find someone as I am looking for something monogamous but I will always do online sex work because I can’t get a normal job due to bad experiences in the work place which has resulted in high anxiety. I am a kind, genuine girl at heart and I am only even charging because I don’t want to risk getting hurt for free. When I find someone I will remove this FAQ so don’t worry I am not the type to do this with lots of guys. I’m only looking for one and one only

I know there are some secret barebackers on the forum so if you're also someone in to punting to find a girlfriend too then you've found the one, assuming you hit her criteria. 

She's going on my blacklist but if she's your type then knock yourself out. 

[Dark Vader]

Yeah she is full of shit. If I'm not mistaken they were discussing her in the London forum or at least a profile with this picture.

[Cryton123]

‘No penis size over 8.5inches or thicker than average’

Oh well, I’ll take my massive 12inch, thicker than average penis else where then..

[The Owl]

‘No penis size over 8.5inches or thicker than average’

Oh well, I’ll take my massive 12inch, thicker than average penis else where then..

Okay then Mr. 3 Polaroids. 

[Belgarion]

She's deluded 

[Leiclad1234]

That is a proper comedy profile.

"I look like the pictures"

[pbrown355]

In answer to another FAQ she says she's not looking for a relationship! You couldn't make it up. Oh, yes you could.

[Adultworkuser]

Literally just came across that profile and was thinking wtf. Laughed at a few different things. 4 ft 10, looking for a 6 ft guy. Wants to be in a relationship with guy she met through escorting then get married within 5 to 6 months to them. Bareback on offer, but dont contact her if you dont know when you're going to cum and might not pull out.

[Wood2017]

Literally just came across that profile and was thinking wtf. Laughed at a few different things. 4 ft 10, looking for a 6 ft guy. Wants to be in a relationship with guy she met through escorting then get married within 5 to 6 months to them. Bareback on offer, but dont contact her if you dont know when you're going to cum and might not pull out.

 

If it wasn't for the fact that she's got feedback on her profile i'd have thought the whole thing was just a wind up. That or someone trying to get back at her by setting that up and writing the shite that is on her page lol.

[The Owl]

In answer to another FAQ she says she's not looking for a relationship! You couldn't make it up. Oh, yes you could.

Makes perfect sense to me. How many punters on here are married but have no relationship with their wives? 

[Thecunninglinguist]

She has to be completely screwed up by the many self harm scars on her arms and legs. Some look quite deep.

[The Owl]

She has to be completely screwed up by the many self harm scars on her arms and legs. Some look quite deep.

Good spot. I had a closer look at her pictures and they're fucking horrific. She needs serious help, not a husband or a job as a prostitute.

Fucking grim.



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[Punterperson1971]

Her one and only field report wonder if he’s on here
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[valiumdick]

  :wacko:Dreaming Gold Digger Fuck they make me Laugh

[Cal55]

Good spot. I had a closer look at her pictures and they're fucking horrific. She needs serious help, not a husband or a job as a prostitute.

Fucking grim.



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Impartially speaking: I can understand the humour when first starting off the thread. But, after seeing that pic… it’s a bit fucked up for anyone to rinse her based on her mental health level.

[Straightsix]

Good spot. I had a closer look at her pictures and they're fucking horrific. She needs serious help, not a husband or a job as a prostitute.

Fucking grim.



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Oh dear, iPhone munter filter FAIL!

[alibirmingham]

Good spot. I had a closer look at her pictures and they're fucking horrific. She needs serious help, not a husband or a job as a prostitute.

Fucking grim.



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Had a decent few pussy pics and thought at least I get summit out it it for free but then saw this and the fun stopped. She’s not the first profile I’ve seen with self harm scars but this is a substantial amount. Profile reads scary enough but add this and it takes it to a whole new level.

Hope she gets herself sorted assuming she needs mental help. If not then she needs to get a grip at the very least.

[Landscape]

That is a proper comedy profile.

"I look like the pictures"

Just like the ones by Pablo Picasso.