Tiffanie - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[Cal55]

Link to her page:

External Link/Members Only

The Short of it:

Contacted the lush operator and was given a list of girls available. Booking was supposed to happen recently. Looked at Tiffanie's profile and arranged a 1 hour meet. Was given the location. Parked up after charging hours and made my way in. Got in and didn't see the 21 year old in the pics. Instead a much older, skinnier woman who looked really worn-out. Don't know if this was a B&S but, she sounded Rom/EE too. Felt really bad doing this however: "I left my wallet in the car!" The girl just replied "okay thanks for coming love." I think she knew although, no way I was paying £100 an hour for what I saw.

Got in the car and fucked off home.

Would I recommend?

No.

[escortman]

Hi Cal55 did you call Lush after you left ?

I saw Tiffanie  ages ago definitely size 14 / 16

[Cal55]

Hi Cal55 did you call Lush after you left ?

I saw Tiffanie  ages ago definitely size 14 / 16

No. Not when they B&S'd me.

If she was a size 14/16 then she's definitely done really well losing weight... I'll tell ya!

[Fac51]

  Dont feel bad about "the wallet is in the car" excuse fella

From your review you were clearly B & S......Bollox to them 

[Cal55]

Dont feel bad about "the wallet is in the car" excuse fella

From your review you were clearly B & S......Bollox to them 

Have to respect how calm the girl was about it though.

At the moment your post count Fac51 is "666" and reviews are at "6" too... very ><

[Imp8]

Hi Cal

I doubt it very much if it was a bait and switch.
Polska fucked up the booking,it's happened to me before. Just walk out,ring threm up again and they would have sorted it.
I'd concur with Escortman on this,Definitely a 14-16 and definitely no Eastern European accent.

[Fac51]

At the moment your post count Fac51 is "666" and reviews are at "6" too... very ><

The devil is in the detail 

I'll get my coat 

[Cal55]

Hi Cal

I doubt it very much if it was a bait and switch.
Polska fucked up the booking,it's happened to me before. Just walk out,ring threm up again and they would have sorted it.
I'd concur with Escortman on this,Definitely a 14-16 and definitely no Eastern European accent.

Tbh Imp8, I just didn't care at all. I was half-thinking with my head and half with my dick. Glad I chose my head.

[alibirmingham]

On a fuck up always better to walk unless your happy with what’s presented. But not calling the agency may put you on the black list and hinder any hopes of getting/keeping VIP Acces to the member site and bookings being accepted or having conditions imposed like payment upfront which has happened to a ukp member before.

[Cal55]

On a fuck up always better to walk unless your happy with what’s presented. But not calling the agency may put you on the black list and hinder any hopes of getting/keeping VIP Acces to the member site and bookings being accepted or having conditions imposed like payment upfront which has happened to a ukp member before.

I get that. I rarely use agencies and prefer indies tbh. Very rarely do I consider Lush… if they wanna blacklist me… happy days. If I really need to use them: I rotate my punting number monthly anyway.

[escortman]

On a fuck up always better to walk unless your happy with what’s presented. But not calling the agency may put you on the black list and hinder any hopes of getting/keeping VIP Acces to the member site and bookings being accepted or having conditions imposed like payment upfront which has happened to a ukp member before.

100% agree with Ali, does not make sense getting banned due to no fault of your own.  I would have called Lush to listen to reason why you got another girl. Onwards and Upwards Cal55

[Cal55]

I would have called Lush to listen to reason why you got another girl.

I really found it to be trivial.

I was passing through town to get home anyway. I just saw it as a minor stop and not a diversion. Nor did I go in with “high hopes” after what I’ve read about Lush on here. Had, had a bit of a long evening as it was and felt a little tired too.

So, cba.

[Straightsix]

They probably work on the presumption that most men will fuck the girls anyway.
Well done for leaving the wallet in the car.

[Cal55]

They probably work on the presumption that most men will fuck the girls anyway.
Well done for leaving the wallet in the car.

Yeah cause most men would think: “fuck it I’m here now, may as well.” 99% of that thinking is probably with their knob!