External Link/Members OnlyMy first time getting a tug.
CommsHandled by older English woman at front desk. She was helpful in explaining who was working there and was friendly over the phone.
VenueSmall retail unit just off the high street. Directly next to a pharmacy where there was a line of people waiting in the street for vaccinations, but it is described as a 'Health & Beauty salon' so not too conspicuous. I didn't find the interior as grimy as others on UKP have described - maybe I've been desensitised through Soho walkups and the like, though. It seemed fairly average to me internally. The
Price£20 cover fee, £25 for the tug
First impressionsChristina is a Slavic woman in her late 20s. She was described as new by the woman from the front desk, and appeared a little nervous at the start. She insisted on keeping her mask on throughout, except at the end when she became more comfortable, which was a shame as she is facially attractive. Has a nice, ample bust and an average but not flat ass. She has a little extra belly chub, but definitely not overweight and has a good physique.
ServicesChristina started with a massage, which was quite bad, mostly just running her hands over my upper chest and shoulders for about a minute or two. She clearly has no massage training. After that, she mentioned she "does something special and more relaxing" too, and asked for payment immediately. After paying her, she removed her bra, put some lube on her hands and started tossing me off. She did slow, variable strokes and played with the balls during them. She also invited me to touch and suck on her boobs during the massage, as well as grab her ass. Eventually, I came, and she cleaned up before making a little small talk.
ReturnI probably would, because she was attractive and gave a good handjob, and it's fairly good value in an area that's bereft of decent escorts. That said, if you want a decent massage at the same time, she's not the one to go for. This is also my first time going to this type of parlour, so I don't have many points of comparison - I imagine my standards will rise over time. For now, a borderline positive.
