Author Topic: LolaWild XXX - Shepherd's Bush, London  (Read 7283 times)


75 review(s) for HotEnglishLola (60 positive, 6 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline getfree3030

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Duration: 1.5h, Incall
Price: £400

Comms
•   Good. Sometimes replies have been slow, but overall quite quick. It was a bit of a struggle to find a day that worked for both of us, and the meet was delayed on the day, but in the end we managed to get there. The address was sent on the day.

Location
•   Shepherd’s Bush, London.
•   Big, very clean apartment. The “Sex Dungeon” description is quite accurate. Porn is streamed on the big screen in the bedroom; bed, chairs and sofa tactically positioned facing mirrors and there is an exhibit of sex toys in her bedroom. There is also a height adjustable chair which comes quite in handy.

Girl
•   I would put her age at around 38/39.
•   I was positively surprised by her face. Albeit not young anymore, I was coming in with the AW photos expectation, and those are definitely unflattering. But as many have said, you meet Lola for the experience.
•   For her age, her body is something out of this world. Super fit and slim with smooth skin. Quite tall, more so with heels. Shaved. Huge fake boobs (which I don’t like as I am a fan of all natural and B is the max), but nipples seemed responsive and she didn’t ask to be careful or such. Toned legs and firm ass, not big not small, just about right.
•   Lovely person, educated, polite and easy to speak to

Meet
•   Sorted paperwork, and a bit of casual chat about what I was after (100% A-level, f!sting, DT).
•   Showered and she was on the bed with a plug already in her ass for me to play with.
•   Action involved:
        o   DFK, hard OWO, lots of saliva, balls licking, DT with gagging, face fucking (with her telling me to go deeper and faster and to not refrain myself) in all positions, on the bed and on the sofa
        o   plug play on her, anal (protected), again in all imaginable positions, on the sofa, on the bed and also in mish on the height adjustable chair. She also put a plug inside her ass while doing it, and seeing my dick and the plug in the ass at the same time was memorable.
        o   69 and RO, while fingering both holes (tasted fresh, no issues).
        o   F!sting: took my entire hand in her ass while using a vibrator on herself and (possibly pretended) to came from it.
        o   CIM, where she swallowed everything and even tried to squeeze more.
•   She also offered to play with my ass, rimming (on both) and snowballing which I refused, as they’re not my thing.
•   Witty dirty talk, not the boring attempt by some girls
•   Told me she can do those stuff with a couple of other girls in case I wanted to, which I will consider as soon as I save enough. From the reviews, I would imagine those would be Roxy, KDD and Amy

Will I be going back? – Yes, it’s expensive but easily the best experience of my life

TL;DR:

Positives
•   Golden standard of PSE (the closest to the Legalporno experience)
•   Incredible body, especially at her age
•   Lovely person
•   Her respect and commitment into the meet

Negatives
•   Me, because I could not keep the pace with her and made me realize that there is so much I still have to learn
•   Will make any other girl I will see in the future boring

Offline magnetico

        o   F!sting: took my entire hand in her ass while using a vibrator on herself and (possibly pretended) to came from it.

Wearing gloves? Curious as it's not the standard GFE service.

Offline bluegene

A butt plug and anal… that must be something.

When I met her (a few years ago) I manage to do anal while she had a anal hook inserted.

Maybe time for another visit.

Offline Jldn1994

Wow this sounds absolutely amazing. Unbelievably tempting given her location is fairly close to me.  :rolleyes:

Offline Yankee41

She is certainly the star in everything she does.  Glad the op had a good time.

Offline aanimator

Good detail in the review, I almost would see her, but would prefer to save that money to punt a real pornstar. Glad you had your most memorable experience yet!

Offline Brand242

Fantastic review OP. Yes she can be a bit flaky nailing down a time. I was set to meet her a few weeks back and she had to rearrange the time last minute, which I couldn’t do. Luckily Roxy was available so I went there instead.

100% agree with your review here. Such a great body for ultimate filth.

Offline Yankee41

Good detail in the review, I almost would see her, but would prefer to save that money to punt a real pornstar. Glad you had your most memorable experience yet!

As someone who has punted some of the top pornstars out there i can honestly say none really live up to lola.  I have barbie sin, kathy heaven, harlow harrison, sandra romain, jasmine black, among others notched in my bedpost.  If your looking for an epic time lola is tops,  if your looking to say you fucked a celebrity then a real pornstar it is.  Harlow harrison was the closest to lola in performance if your curious.

Offline Trotter671

As someone who has punted some of the top pornstars out there i can honestly say none really live up to lola.  I have barbie sin, kathy heaven, harlow harrison, sandra romain, jasmine black, among others notched in my bedpost.  If your looking for an epic time lola is tops,  if your looking to say you fucked a celebrity then a real pornstar it is.  Harlow harrison was the closest to lola in performance if your curious.

I need to see Lola at some point when I'm next down London way (not very often unfortunately).

Harlow Harrison, lucky sod :thumbsup: - had no idea she did escorting - was that over here or in the states? I'm very curious!

Offline aanimator

As someone who has punted some of the top pornstars out there i can honestly say none really live up to lola.  I have barbie sin, kathy heaven, harlow harrison, sandra romain, jasmine black, among others notched in my bedpost.  If your looking for an epic time lola is tops,  if your looking to say you fucked a celebrity then a real pornstar it is.  Harlow harrison was the closest to lola in performance if your curious.

Cheers for that, I will take that advice, amazed at how many pornstars you have seen!! I get why they may not be as good because I imagine most aren't going to provide what you see in their movies

Offline Yankee41

I need to see Lola at some point when I'm next down London way (not very often unfortunately).

Harlow Harrison, lucky sod :thumbsup: - had no idea she did escorting - was that over here or in the states? I'm very curious!

In the states years ago.

I get the feeling with some pornstars that they are directed to do things more than they want to do things so left on their own they may not be great.  I remember going to the avn awards like 15 years ago and talking to velicity von and finding out she never did anal in her personal life, she only did it on film.  Really crushed me and killed the dream.  Still havent recovered lol.
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Offline getfree3030

Wearing gloves? Curious as it's not the standard GFE service.

Without gloves! This done facing the mirror, because she wanted to watch it herself :D   

Offline qwerty1270

Can I ask how you got in touch with her?  I've tried emailing her on AW once or twice over the past two months but they were never opened (I do have escort feedback, all positive, so don't think it's a screening issue), and tried whatsapp once as well but the message was never read. Going to be visiting London in a few weeks and would like to book with her if possible.

Offline magnetico

I do have escort feedback, all positive

What about also posting your reviews on UKP ?
I guess it didn't come to your mind yet.

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What about also posting your reviews on UKP ?
I guess it didn't come to your mind yet.

Punters like him deserve no help.

Offline qwerty1270

What about also posting your reviews on UKP ?
I guess it didn't come to your mind yet.

I've only done this a couple of times and it's been a few years since my last trip to the UK (I live in the US). Don't really feel qualified to review anyone yet based on my lack of experience, and writing a review from memory years later would be unlikely to be fair or helpful. Not that any of that is at all relevant to this thread.

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I've only done this a couple of times and it's been a few years since my last trip to the UK (I live in the US). Don't really feel qualified to review anyone yet based on my lack of experience, and writing a review from memory years later would be unlikely to be fair or helpful. Not that any of that is at all relevant to this thread.

You've been a member for nearly 3 years so, in theory, could have reviewed any UK experience over the last 4 years. But you've chosen not to do so. What's the expectation here? That people help you connect with Lola for you to not review the experience? You do the math.

Offline TP84

Fantastic review OP. Yes she can be a bit flaky nailing down a time. I was set to meet her a few weeks back and she had to rearrange the time last minute, which I couldn’t do. Luckily Roxy was available so I went there instead.

100% agree with your review here. Such a great body for ultimate filth.

Totally agree, i saw her once made another booking arrived and got told sorry i am busy, tried again and the same scenario. :dash:

Offline Fu-Qin Boi-Ling

Totally agree, i saw her once made another booking arrived and got told sorry i am busy, tried again and the same scenario. :dash:

you should of written her up with a negative review, very useful info

Offline TP84

you should of written her up with a negative review, very useful info

Done !


Offline Fugly

Don't really feel qualified to review anyone yet based on my lack of experience

You clearly do feel qualified to offer your opinion/recommendation about SP's though, or did you just make this up

Mistress Roxy Bardot is a great puker, and even happy to swallow it again if that's your thing. Saw her last summer and she asked what I wanted her to eat/drink beforehand to create the ideal color/consistency, and it only took a couple of thrusts to get her spewing. She does charge extra though, and at least at the time she was doing oral only.

Not that any of that is at all relevant to this thread.

It is relevant to this thread, as it refers to your reluctance to contribute to our community.  Put up a review or two and people won't be snarky with you when you ask for information  :hi:




Offline qwerty1270

You've been a member for nearly 3 years so, in theory, could have reviewed any UK experience over the last 4 years. But you've chosen not to do so. What's the expectation here? That people help you connect with Lola for you to not review the experience? You do the math.

I mean, there's a pandemic going on. US-UK travel was restricted for most of the past two years. I've only made one trip since joining this site which was back in 2019, and saw two escorts.  Planning to go back soon.  Happy to start reviewing once I feel like I'm experienced enough to judge a good punt from a bad, but we all need to start somewhere.

Offline qwerty1270

You clearly do feel qualified to offer your opinion/recommendation about SP's though, or did you just make this up

It is relevant to this thread, as it refers to your reluctance to contribute to our community.  Put up a review or two and people won't be snarky with you when you ask for information  :hi:

Someone asked a specific question and I answered it.
 There's a big difference between answering somebody's question and writing a detailed review when I have next to nothing to compare it to.

Offline DrToad

Great review!

I booked her about 2 months ago(review online).
She never fails to disappoint.

Will see her again next week hopefully.

Offline Heph


I booked her about 2 months ago(review online).
She never fails to disappoint.


She never fails to disappoints 

Offline Bretzel

Tbh, I don't really understand the point of denigrating lola's work for a delay or a cancellation .. Everyone has a bit of unforeseen events or delays, even the doctor or whatever and nobody criticizes the doctor cuz he has waited 1 hour…

Lola is the best in London (she fucks so good, she's nice, she's human, she's funny ... And that's far from being the case with all Girls so be a little patient guys ;)

Usually if you are nice, she prolongs the meeting afterwards or she makes a discount

Offline Fu-Qin Boi-Ling

Tbh, I don't really understand the point of denigrating lola's work for a delay or a cancellation .. Everyone has a bit of unforeseen events or delays, even the doctor or whatever and nobody criticizes the doctor cuz he has waited 1 hour…

Lola is the best in London (she fucks so good, she's nice, she's human, she's funny ... And that's far from being the case with all Girls so be a little patient guys ;)

Usually if you are nice, she prolongs the meeting afterwards or she makes a discount

Leech what are you on about??? shes cancelling once at the address twice.

I think we are being patient waiting for you contribute with a review,

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Tbh, I don't really understand the point of denigrating lola's work for a delay or a cancellation .. Everyone has a bit of unforeseen events or delays, even the doctor or whatever and nobody criticizes the doctor cuz he has waited 1 hour…

Lola is the best in London (she fucks so good, she's nice, she's human, she's funny ... And that's far from being the case with all Girls so be a little patient guys ;)

Usually if you are nice, she prolongs the meeting afterwards or she makes a discount

Says then man who has contributed to this site twice (comments only, this being one of those two, and zero reviews) since 2017!!!!

I think that it is fair to call out being delayed by an hour when you arrive and being cancelled after turning up (twice).

She has great reviews, yes, deserved, yes, BUT she has also let people (not many) down which should be called out. 
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