Link: External Link/Members OnlyDate: Earlier this week
Services: 30 minute massage £40 including HE
Booking: After seeing rave reviews about this place, I wanted to venture away my local massage parlour to see what all the hype was about. I called a few times with no answer, so I decided to leave a test to book in. It took a while to get a response but I was able to confirm a booking for later that day. I didn't bother checking who was in as I saw a few comments along the lines of "it doesn't matter who you see...always a great service" etc. etc. which was a bit of a mistake.
Location: It is located in the middle of a fairly busy road. There were also a lot of kids roaming about plus a workers van outside so it wasn't exactly discrete. I didn't have any qualms about that as I don't live in the local area, but might be an issue for someone who does.
Looks: Once I got there, I was met by Laura. She is Chinese and about 40-years old. She asked if I wanted happy ending and confirmed a price of £40 before walking into the room with me. I was a bit peeved as I saw reviews of this fit Nicole bird and whoever, so travelling about 45 minutes to see an older, uglier Chinese woman than what I could get down the street from myself was just annoying, but again I didn't ask for anyone else as I remember the reviews about how great the service was here so I persevered.
Service:I stripped and laid face down. She asked if I wanted some oil on, which I was happy to have, but she only applied a very small amount so her hand was rubbing a bit too much against my skin. I started to touch her a couple times very softly, but she made it very clear nothing was on offer by moving my hand back to my side so I abandoned that hope. She then started a medium massage as requested but it was just terrible. She focused on my left rear-delt for about 5 whole minutes. Near the end I was about to tell her it's fine or move her hand myself, before she moved further down... Finally. Then she moved onto the right rear-delt.
After a short amount of time she did go down to the legs but I had to specifically ask her to as she was taking too long. I widened my legs to make it more obvious but she still took her sweet time to get near my balls. After a few CC swipes, she started cupping my balls and stroking my dick so I made some positive moans and moved more onto all fours to give her more access. Then for some bizarre reason, she started scraping down my lower back and onto my balls with her nails, which started tickling my balls in a bad way. I started closing my legs as it wasn't pleasant at all. After about 5 minutes of this torture, she asked me to turn over before wanking me off.
Overall Rating: 5/10 I'm not a massive fan of her looks considering I was expecting some fit white girl (or at least non-asian) and the service was pretty shocking. She spent far too long on an actual attempt of a massage rather than focusing on my downstairs area. I might eventually go back to specifically book in one of the other girls but definitely wouldn't see Laura again.