Author Topic: Hannah @Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 1016 times)

Offline Punter S Thompson

This one caught my eye when she first appeared on their website a few months back. Within a week or two a negative review was posted though, so off my HL she went.
Fast forward to a week or two ago and another review was posted, this time a positive. They didn't even sound like the same woman?!
There was only one way to find out.

After calling Lush I booked her for ½ hour @£60 and given a postcode. A new one it was too. Just up the road from Lilith Noir for anyone that's had the pleasure. Being new it wasn't quite the hovel that you usually get from Lush. Still not great though.

HANNAH
Well, it's her in the pics alright. But she has gained a little weight since they were taken.  When she was stood up she didnt look too bad. Not fat but quite curvy. Big arse and C cop boobs that are nice and firm. Very pale skin and a lot of make up.
After sitting on the bed though, a roll of fat appeared around her mid section.
Not the greatest of attitudes either. Not necessarily bad, just not very smiley or engaging.

GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
OWO, missionary, doggy and cowgirl ensued. All painfully average apart from doggy as her curvy ass looked pretty good bent over. Finished in her mouth that she ran off to spit out.

Very vanilla punt. The only thing approaching a highlight was the aforementioned view in doggy. Nice tits too.
Oh, and I did attempt DFK at the start that she seemed fine with. Unfortunately, I soon wasn't after getting a whiff of her fag breath.

Here's a link to their website. She seems to have gone though..... AGAIN!

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Sorry it wasn’t as good as you had hoped. But fully understand the need to try yourself. Not everyone has the same experience but on to the next one now  :drinks:

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Sorry it wasn’t as good as you had hoped. But fully understand the need to try yourself. Not everyone has the same experience but on to the next one now  :drinks:
Thanks mate.
Talking of the next one, this new one looks promising:
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Thanks mate.
Talking of the next one, this new one looks promising:
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If that is your next target you may get there before me for a change  :D work won’t allow me a visit tomorrow so have to see her availability next week assuming she starts pst the first day. A good number don’t

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If that is your next target you may get there before me for a change  :D work won’t allow me a visit tomorrow so have to see her availability next week assuming she starts pst the first day. A good number don’t
I'll be on the phone at 11am tomorrow on the dot!
If I manage to see her I'll review her ASAP if I have the time. At the very least I'll PM you and let you know how it goes.
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I'll be on the phone at 11am tomorrow on the dot!
If I manage to see her I'll review her ASAP if I have the time. At the very least I'll PM you and let you know how it goes.

look forward to it mate. Take it they weren’t taking advance bookings for her which they sometimes do. Either way good luck and hope it works out for you

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look forward to it mate. Take it they weren’t taking advance bookings for her which they sometimes do. Either way good luck and hope it works out for you
Nah, already tried to book.
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