I'm back and it's 4 days of my life I won't get back. Arrived early nice easy check in to hotel off for coffee and people watch.
Monday night I was wondering around for about 3 hours there was only about 7-8 street girls most of which was young Romanians, apart from a little blonde beauty who seemed to be the center of every punters attention I gave up. I had a look on Berinintim.com and found a kino not far away. 6 euro to get in. Not done this before so took the plunge, 3 girls in there all of which were all over me but in a friendly nice way I said I wanted to chill for a bit, then another bloke comes in we had a chat and tag and he then wants me to watch him get sucked off (no thanks) I went to a blonde polish girl and we went to a room 30euro for OW and 20 mins I'm out of there.
Tuesday day I just spent wondering. Night I decided to go for it, there was about 40 street girls out again mostly young ROMs and the blonde again on her own, I make my move. I tell her I have hotel 300 yards away and what I want (GFE) and she hits me with 150 euro for 30 mins (is she fucking crazy). I approached 4 or 5 others they all wanted 100 euro, no chance, it's now 1am and I give up
Wednesday 4pm I think fuck it I've never done FKK I've not spent much so I'm off to Artemis. I get there and it's a case of wrong place at wrong time, there is 4 pricks kicking off outside and as I go to go in I'm refused as they think I'm with them, no matter what I said they wouldn't let me in. Oh well a few hundred saved and the 4 pricks have jumped in cab and gone and they still said no.
I turn to Google maps type in massage and there is a Chinese place a mile away, I start to walk and find it easy enough, the doors open so I go in, FFS I though my nan had been re-incarnted she must of been 70 I made an appointment for an hour's time and legged it. This is turning into a trip from hell.
Wednesday night I'm thinking it can only get better (wrooooooong) I must off just strolled for 4 hours eyeing up the streetgirls apart from blondie there is nothing and I'm not paying 100 plus for a street walker. So it was pub, kebab, bed.
Thursday is checkout day and it's pissing down and my flight is not till 10pm. I went and had breakfast pondering the day ahead, I walk miles but the rain is intense so I'm sat in coffee bar just watching and thinking let's just go to airport and sleep for a few hours, but no I turn Google maps. There is a few Thai places around and decide to wonder around a few to see who opens the door (my nan can't be in all of them) found Thai silk, a fit looking Thai girl opens door (mask on) and I'm in and into nice little massage room where she says massage only here, I'm thinking of doing a John cheese and banging my head on the wall but I'm here now I say ok just 30 mins then (30euro ). Not much of a massage TBH and I've kept boxers on. Asked to turn over after 20 mins and she says Happy ending? and she giggles, I laughed and said I thought you said massage only she put her hand inside boxers and said, you are nice man. 20 euro for a nice slow cock massage. 32 minutes I'm out in the rain and even though it's 6 hours I'm off to get my case and going to airport and I've never wanted to get out of somewhere that bad.
So, 4 days wasted. After 14 trips to Berlin this was the worse, maybe I'm to picky but on the bright side, the airport wasn't like it was 3 weeks ago and I've vowed never to go back (that could change)
