Author Topic: Victor Meldrew Moments - I don't believe it!  (Read 4781 times)

Offline threechilliman

Petrol pumps.

Was at the pump behind this bloke the other day. Pay at the pump......so it should be quick right.
I finish filling up my motor......so does the bloke in front.
So does he get in his car and drive off.
No.......he goes in the shop....to...you've guessed it. ....SHOP  :dash:

Your at a feckin Tesco supermarket you wanker. If you need to shop, go to the feckin supermarket.

There are some, nay, a lot of folk out there, with fuck all self-awareness.

Online mr.bluesky

Petrol pumps.

Was at the pump behind this bloke the other day. Pay at the pump......so it should be quick right.
I finish filling up my motor......so does the bloke in front.
So does he get in his car and drive off.
No.......he goes in the shop....to...you've guessed it. ....SHOP  :dash:

Your at a feckin Tesco supermarket you wanker. If you need to shop, go to the feckin supermarket.

Yes I hate these petrol stations that have mini supermarkets in them and you get stuck behind some one who does their weekly shop there   :dash:

Offline Aldebaran

The misguided 'woke' brigade.

eg....pub in Devon changing the menu to include ploughperson's lunch instead of ploughman's.

Don't know what they're going to call the 'spotted ......'  :unknown:

Spotted Genitals? Should sell like hot cakes.

Online mr.bluesky

Spotted Genitals? Should sell like hot cakes.

Do they serve it with crabs  :scare:  :D

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Offline Aldebaran

Just a minor thing but it really annoys me. I'm with Virgin Media and I have a Tivo box and I often record shows and watch them later, sometimes days later. It pisses me off when I go to a recorded show and get a message I have to put a code in to watch it before 22.00 when I know fucking nicely it was originally broadcast well before 10pm anyway. It's especially annoying when it's something like a documentary that couldn't possibly be of any concern to parents if their child watched it, not that I have any children living with me.

Online mr.bluesky

Just a minor thing but it really annoys me. I'm with Virgin Media and I have a Tivo box and I often record shows and watch them later, sometimes days later. It pisses me off when I go to a recorded show and get a message I have to put a code in to watch it before 22.00 when I know fucking nicely it was originally broadcast well before 10pm anyway. It's especially annoying when it's something like a documentary that couldn't possibly be of any concern to parents if their child watched it, not that I have any children living with me.

I get this sometimes if I have recorded a film on my skybox. I get a message pop up on the screen saying I have to enter my 4 digit access code before I can watch it and this is despite the parental control setting switched off  :dash:
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Offline sir wanksalot

Women's football.

Fed up of being tricked into thinking I am clicking an article about "real" football only to find it's the women's version.

BBC are the worst!

Online mr.bluesky

Women's football.

Fed up of being tricked into thinking I am clicking an article about "real" football only to find it's the women's version.

BBC are the worst!

Nothing against women playing football but like you say it's over hyped especially by the BBC. You go on the BBC football website and quite often the women's results are listed before the mens championship, league 1 and 2 results

Offline Blackpool Rock

Women's football.

Fed up of being tricked into thinking I am clicking an article about "real" football only to find it's the women's version.

BBC are the worst!
Yeah it's constant and i'm pissed off seeing headlines about how Chelsea and Arsenal are playing or the result of their Champions league match and thinking "I wasn't aware they were playing" only to find out it was the woman's game so not fucking interested  :diablo:

Whatever that last international competition was when loads of games were on the BBC and then listening to all the pundits bigging it up with comments like "The standard is exceptional; it's as good as anything you'll see in the premier league" then the others all nodding and agreeing "Yeah definitely" while keeping a straight face  :thumbsdown:

Now they want the same prize money for the FA cup final and no doubt the same big pay cheques for playing at the big clubs as the male stars but for me the pay should be proportionate to the following.
If they can sell out stadiums with full price tickets and get the same TV revenue and the same merchandise sales then they should get the same wages but until then you get paid less; far less.

Tennis is another example where the drive for equality in prize money actually seeing the woman getting more pro rata, Wimbledon prize money is the same but the men play best of 5 sets and the woman still only best of 3  :dash:


Online jonnw16

The misguided 'woke' brigade.

eg....pub in Devon changing the menu to include ploughperson's lunch instead of ploughman's.

Don't know what they're going to call the 'spotted ......'  :unknown:

It's obvious: Cylindrical Fruit Sponge Pudding.