Louise - Ascot

[contentguy]

Thought I'd give her a try as there's limited options available in Berks.
She's in her mid 70s (at least), apparently her husband is in his 80s.
I mention him as apparently he was "coming home", after she'd taken a call from him.

She "massaged" me and went on, incessantly about COVID, Lookdown, Etc.  It was a shit massage.
I was after an hour of escapism, but got 30 minutes of stress.

Per other reviews, she starts with a LBD but takes it off to reveal some massive pants.  Perhaps Tena loaded?
I was tempted by her cum twice in an hour and a half pitch for £90, but it wasn't to be, I spent £90. 
In her expert opinion I wouldn't cum again after the first "massive" load.
Back in the car after 30 minutes.  AVOID

I'd have rated as as neutral had she not given me OWO which I hadn't consented to.
We agreed on her delivering a massage with a "happy ending" hand job.

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[Webby581]

Did this lady work from a large detached house in a quiet cul-de-sac? Very thin person.
I think I have been through a similar experience about 2 years ago when I was out that way on business- although I don't recall being given oral.
I had blocked it out of my memory but you have brought it flooding back 

[contentguy]

Yes Webby, she fits that description.

Apols for bringing back the memory.

[nobbycars]

I too have been to see her a couple of years ago, massage OK, but expensive, and before leaving she offered me next time for £200.00 massage and BB sex, as she is into all things natural.

[advent2016]

Older thread here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229522.msg2342005#msg2342005

Looking back in my diary I saw her in late 90s a few times. £60 for 90mins  BBBJ CIM, cum twice. nice massage didn't  want RO or kissing. No arse play on me. I made some more notes about her motivations and age. She was mid 50s then. 



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[boffin]

Thought I'd give her a try as there's limited options available in Berks.
She's in her mid 70s (at least), apparently her husband is in his 80s.
I mention him as apparently he was "coming home", after she'd taken a call from him.

She "massaged" me and went on, incessantly about COVID, Lookdown, Etc.  It was a shit massage.
I was after an hour of escapism, but got 30 minutes of stress.

Per other reviews, she starts with a LBD but takes it off to reveal some massive pants.  Perhaps Tena loaded?
I was tempted by her cum twice in an hour and a half pitch for £90, but it wasn't to be, I spent £90. 
In her expert opinion I wouldn't cum again after the first "massive" load.
Back in the car after 30 minutes.  AVOID

I'd have rated as as neutral had she not given me OWO which I hadn't consented to.
We agreed on her delivering a massage with a "happy ending" hand job.

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Goodness sounds as though you were assaulted OWO without consent 

[contentguy]

Goodness sounds as though you were assaulted OWO without consent 

If it appeals to you, go for it!

[dynatron]

god she must easily be in her 70s she has been going for ever-thankfully i never got to visit as i was not convinced after speaking to her on the phone.
yes i recall she did offer a cum twice and if i recall her then very elderly mother would serve you tea and biscuits halfway through before louise attemted a second pop out of you

[Private Parts]

Sitting here in the departure lounge reading this makes me wonder-
Whatever possessed you in the first place?
I’m looking forward to a naughty 20 something over the next week.
Best gents
PP

[contentguy]

Sitting here in the departure lounge reading this makes me wonder-
Whatever possessed you in the first place?
I’m looking forward to a naughty 20 something over the next week.
Best gents
PP

I was thinking with the wrong head and no other local options apart from Roms.
If the massage was good the it could have been an enjoyable meet.  But I didn't want a gum job and the endless natter about lockdown and COVID was just grating.

[Barley77]

£90? After 30 minutes? Really?

[shed]

Thanks for the review.
So if you didn't consent to OWO did you stop her? . And I am presuming you shot your "massive load" from a hand job not the OWO

[contentguy]

Thanks for the review.
So if you didn't consent to OWO did you stop her? . And I am presuming you shot your "massive load" from a hand job not the OWO

No problem.
Yes I did and Yes I did.

[manofsimplepleasures]

Goodness sounds as though you were assaulted OWO without consent 

Did she take her teeth out? 

[contentguy]

Did she take her teeth out? 

Is that thought giving you gumjob fantasies?

[CheeseBoard]

Is that thought giving you gumjob fantasies?

A Worzel (for those that remember the TV programme)