Miko666, Chinese Escort, Balham 10min Cheap Boring P&D

[mothra]

Location: Side street between Clapham South & Balham, high rise flat. Free parking in the evening.

Price: I enquire is there 15min service for £40. Phone text confirmation I'm allow to have 20min for £50 no less.

Service: Mish & doggy. No reverse O. No OW. No massage.

The girl: Ignore the profile and the feedbacks on AW. I think girls changes weekly. The one I had she looked Thai. I give her 6/10 petite with slight belly

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Sizeable room with double bed and cream leather sofa at one end.

Arrived at the given post code then text to confirm my arrival. Was instructed to go to the front door, waited 2min at the front door for text of actual the door number. Took the lift up to the 4th floor to the given door number was already half opened, she was a 20 something girl with dark complexion behind the door looks more Thai than Chinese.

I ask her if I'm ok for her, she nodded, then gave her the agreed paper work. She gesture to get undress and leave the clothes on the sofa while she went away to hand over the cash to Mr Lee in the next room.

She came back quickly as I got my clothes off I then spent 20s searching for my stop watch app on my phone for obvious purpose from past experience my time was cheated on a previous punt. Anyway place my phone with stop watch app running on the side table then laid down for her to start lightly stroke my fella. I asked her if I can lick her, she shakes her head.

Her disinterested demeanour killed my mood without much small talk, with me just staring up the ceiling waiting for my fella to spring to action. I can hear Mr Lee and his friend in the next room probably debating best plans how to expand their empire that didn't help.

About 2min in  I ask her to lick my left nipple to get me going. She did as I requested. That trick worked, she immediately reach for a rubber, quickly lube herself and position herself for missionary. I ask her, "no suck?" she shake her head in reply. As I pump away, her head turns to one side. After a minute I adjusted her to doggy. I guess the only plus point about this punt is feeling her baby soft arse slamming against me. With her perfunctory attitude I just wanted to get it over with so shot my load after a minute.

Wipe off with tissue then regretfully got dress, went over to fetch my phone on the table I saw on the stop watch app I still have 10mins to spare and she didn't even bother to offer a courteous post  massage.

Also FYI initial text enquiry she or handler text back ask if am a "black man."

[naz]

Good thing it was just a P&D. Quite a few organised places by these pimps in London at what looks like value for money at first. But they end with up poor service with negative reviews. With WG changing every week it a bit of a lottery. 

[Payyourwaymate]

Thank you for the added intel on the screening process. Unlucky punt OP, hope the next one is better.

[SamOmar]

I walked from this place a couple of months back, I was met with a size 18 granny. Horid B & S. I'm terribly sorry I didn't post a review as I had a hectic few weeks later then completely slipped my mind , probably because i hadn't gone ahead with the punt

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning. 

Shame you had to confirm that this previously documented operation continues to be more miss than hit.  From what you wrote it doesn't sound like you noted previous reports?

They also advertise on VS with ridiculous B&S pics touting Koreans, Japanese, Taiwanese, most anything Oriental except Chinese matrons with poor service offerings, even those that might turn out to be a bit willing are usually unskilled and certainly out of shape.

Sadly we can't post WhatsApp'd pics but this lot usually supply a real pic but that's about the only positive to their service.  The pics on the profile at the time of this report match one of the ladies they've had since before CoVID and I have her noted as one to avoid.  She may also be found in the crew running the Beckenham Chinese flats.