Author Topic: Monika - Elements, Crawford Street, Baker Street  (Read 819 times)

Offline StevenSELondon

My second visit to this particular establishment.  First review can be found here;  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=323648.0

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Visited as a walk up, weekday afternoon having checked via text who was working. Decided not to book for the lucky dip experience.

Time was short, so entered and paid receptionist £30 for 30 min.

I was lead downstairs and Monika was called for. Again, Monika met me at the bottom of the stairs to lead me to the room.
My 'welcome' was completely different to that which I received from Milla on visit 1. I barely even got a 'hello' and no chance of a smile!

Massage began and was nothing to write home about. To be fair, massage quality is well down my list of importance.
Towel stayed covering me the whole time, and was shifted slightly for access to legs.
Maximum of 2 accidental brushes during leg massage.

I was asked to turn, my semi immediately covered by a towel.

The following conversation was then had:

Monika:  would you like anything extra
Steven: of course, what is on offer
M: I give you handjob for £40
S: £40, no way. HJ is £30 max
M: ok, i just massage then
S: fine.

And that, was that.

Semi disappeared,  and I lay there for the final 10 mins having my belly and shins stroked.

Time up, dressed and left. Completely underwhelmed.

Monika was petit, 5'6, size 8, C cup, EE with bleach blonde hair. If she was anything under early 40s, her paper round was a tough one!

Using FLARBS;

Face; 6/10
Location; 7/10 Busy-ish side street, but anonymous enough. Restaurant next door with outside seating, could be an issue in warm weather.
Attitude/Service; 4/10
Return?; No, not on this experience. I do like the shop however, so will return actively avoiding Monika.
Body; 7/10 - clothed.
Shop; Clean, tidy. Numerous rooms. Well Heated. In room shower.

Offline JackNastyFace

Thanks!  I'm happy (as in: not really) to see two classic, er, elements on show here: 1) the sulky and completely shit massage after overpriced extras are rejected; 2) Elements' eternally silly prices. HR in London is £20.  £30 is too much, but okay as a starting offer.  £40 is ludicrous; that's the price for B2B, not HR! 

Rather like the nearby Natural Balance, Elements tends to have hot girls here (more so at NB) and yet I never bother visiting either because the extras are too pricey.  I believe it's because they both pay a high rent, but I don't truly care why.  Cheaper, just-as-hot girls are available elsewhere = all one needs to know  :rolleyes:

Offline StevenSELondon

Thanks Jack,

Any little goldmines you'd be willing to point me in the direction of?!
 :angelgirl:

Offline JackNastyFace

I'd say Golden Finger, one bus north, is much more of a honeypot!

Offline StevenSELondon

Many thanks. Main road there scares the life out of me (for discretion), but it'd be rude not to visit after a recommendation!

What are the going rates? 20 HR?

Offline JackNastyFace

Yes, I agree, although at least with GF you can dive down a staircase, rather than having to stand on the street like a lemon!

I haven't been for a year, but yeah, 20.  I'm sure they'll start higher, but stand your ground and... voila.  Look out for the annoyingly hot reception girl, too.  Ah...