External Link/Members OnlyAfter a mindblowing meet with Tori from the same agency last week (see review) I decided to see Elise, enticed with the promise of fantastic deepthroat as stated on her profile (No longer on profile-more on this later)
Communication
As last week, nice enough bloke on the phone helpful with hotel instructions etc. Provides venue information and room number when you phone him back after reaching venue.
Venue
Large hotel close to the Life Centre in Newcastle. Good venue actually, straight in the doors and turn left to the lift. No key card or anything needed to get to rooms. Busy reception area with Stag groups etc so no-one paying much attention. Felt anonymous which is always good.
Girl
Very pretty brunette from down south (Essex I think), We sorted the paperwork and kissed a bit, I told her I was looking forward to her deepthroat ability as promoted in her profile. She then told me she wouldn't do OWO despite OWO stated on her profile which I obviously protested about! Ah, but thats at discretion, she said. I pointed out that discretion is a get out clause usually employed to avoid cheesy infected knobs that look like they are about to fall off (My penis was clean as a whistle and in good health, despite dented pride).
I suggested we did some RO with her in doggy position and licked her tasty pink pussy and nice clean asshole until I was hard. This accomplished, I suggested we did some oral (covered obviously FFS) "Just so you know, I don't do deepthroat with a condom on as it might come off in my throat".
WTF, beginning to lose my patience but staying calm on the exterior and not raising my voice,"So your profile claims you are great at Deepthroat etc which was the only reason I booked you, you only do oral with a condom but you don't do deepthroat with a condom so therefore stands to reason you don't do deepthroat" She really didn't seem to see what was wrong with this situation.
Anyway, I told her I was "disappointed" etc and she suggested we cancel the meet. I said OK I would like my money back and she said "OK I'll keep 70 for the quarter hour price" (it had been 10 mins). I said there is no way I would pay £70 for 15 mins and she could keep the money and we would continue. She said she didn't really want to as I had criticized her and she didn't feel like it, offered me a full refund at which I accepted (almost bit her hand off) and left the building. On the way home I realised she had miscounted and given me an extra £20.
Verdict
A big red Negative. I phoned and complained and the profile has now been changed to reflect her preferences more accurately. Even still, I would advise to avoid this one. Pity really, as I had a really great time with Tori last week and was planning on seeing her again but this meet has put me off the agency. I nearly rated the meet as positive, well neutral anyway on account that I am a glass half full type of guy, got a bit of a snog and licked a pretty girls pussy and asshole and got paid for it!
