Strangest thing / request a girls told you she’s been asked to do

[daviemac]

I think the name and beer is always going to be synonymous with the city Davie.
It was originally brewed there and I now think the brand is owned by Heineken.

It was never my cup of tea so to speak. I still think its daft to see people down here in the smoke either drinking it out of the bottle or in a pint glass. But hey, each to their own.

Nah not now, for the diehards it stopped being Newcastle Brown Ale when they moved to Dunston, (different water?) it doesn't even taste the same now it's brewed in Yorkshire, Holland and the USA. It's surprising how popular it is all over the world but I can't remember the last time I saw anybody in Newcastle drink a bottle.

[PLeisure]

Back in the early days of UKEscorting, there was a hilarious Scots WG with several stories that always opened my eyes to peoples' unusual preferences. My memory is hazy and the delivery won't be as good as her's but one in particular involved a rural farmer who would come into town with a bunch of sheep's heads made out of paper and wire. He would position them round her apartment and attempt to herd them. I don't recall any sexual activity. I had to question her about this but she was quite adamant, describing him as a fairly regular client.
Just goes to show, ewe couldn't make it up 
 

[Stevelondon]

Nah not now, for the diehards it stopped being Newcastle Brown Ale when they moved to Dunston, (different water?) it doesn't even taste the same now it's brewed in Yorkshire, Holland and the USA. It's surprising how popular it is all over the world but I can't remember the last time I saw anybody in Newcastle drink a bottle.

God it just came to me. Did'nt they do a Newcastle Amber Ale too. I think it had a similar label, but blue.
I'm old.

[daviemac]

God it just came to me. Did'nt they do a Newcastle Amber Ale too. I think it had a similar label, but blue.
I'm old.

Yes they did, never seen it for years though, Scotch, IPA and Exhibition on draft seems to have disappeared as well. (I'm also old, not going to mention Tartan in the knobbly glasses though)

[B4bcock]

Yes they did, never seen it for years though, Scotch, IPA and Exhibition on draft seems to have disappeared as well. (I'm also old, not going to mention Tartan in the knobbly glasses though)

I guess Fed Special is also long gone - cheap as chips and weak as piss, as I recall.  I spent some time in Newcastle in the 1970's and remember seeing the broon ale addicts sat in the pubs at lunchtimes, bottle in one hand and a tulip shaped half pint glass from which they drank it in the other.  There was a story doing the rounds that there was a ward in one of the hospitals just for Newcastle Brown addicts.  I still don't know if it was true or an urban myth.

[daviemac]

I guess Fed Special is also long gone - cheap as chips and weak as piss, as I recall.  I spent some time in Newcastle in the 1970's and remember seeing the broon ale addicts sat in the pubs at lunchtimes, bottle in one hand and a tulip shaped half pint glass from which they drank it in the other.  There was a story doing the rounds that there was a ward in one of the hospitals just for Newcastle Brown addicts.  I still don't know if it was true or an urban myth.

There was a 'vagrant ward' at Newcastle General Hospital that opened in 1902 but 'Broon' wasn't produced until 1927 though I believe at over 6% ABV it was a lot stronger pre 1950's so that ward could have got the nickname 'the Brown ale ward'.

BTW a 'schooner' glass is the only way to drink it.   

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[Moby Dick]

I’ve heard this a few times and even read reports on here.....
Apparently some punters ask WG to accept tips.   
I know it unbelievable. Some right weirdos out there.

[Megaman83]

Punter had bought her a pair of spiked toed heels and wanted her to kick him in the balls. She declined the offer but got to keep the shoes anyway.

[fastcar669]

Wonder if he will answer

Who, Roy Castle ?  - is he on here as well

[Stevelondon]

Yes they did, never seen it for years though, Scotch, IPA and Exhibition on draft seems to have disappeared as well. (I'm also old, not going to mention Tartan in the knobbly glasses though)

Watneys Red Barrel comes to mind as well.
My 18th birthday present from me dad was my membership to the club. ICU of course.
So yes, Fed Special was the tipple.
I moved to London just after my 19th birthday and soon found out you had to drink light and bitter.
It was the only way you get a head on the effin beer. 

Agree with the schooner glass too.

Ahhhh...the good old days when men were men and a SP was the bloke who delivered your milk,

[Doc Holliday]

I recall an SP telling me once how she had two guys who used to book for a MMF but no sex took place, they both just sat around for hours reminiscing about North East breweries, then had a wank and left. 

[Bonker]

Ah, that cracked me up 

[scutty brown]

Seems an odd thing to do with Newcastle Brown Ale having nothing to do with Newcastle.   

So where does the phrase / nickname "bottle of dog" originate?

[daviemac]

So where does the phrase / nickname "bottle of dog" originate?

Two options one it refers to the bloke telling his Mrs he's "taking the dog for a walk" so he could go to the pub for a brown ale. The other saying he's "going to see a man about a dog". Either way it became known as ' a bottle of dog'.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Mine of info this site!, sure is;!...

[jimbobted]

A guy who had wanted into an empty ice cream tub and then frozen it. Every day he added another deposit until he had a full (small) tub of frozen jizz.
He wanted to bring it to a booking, have the girl defrost it in the microwave and then drink the lot. 
She declined the booking.

[Dipper]

About 10 years or so ago there was a punter in Manchester well known to some working girls at the time who asked the girls to save used condoms so he could drink the contents.

I forget his nickname but someone else might remember. I think the girls called him XXXX the dog?

I’ve also heard of this. 

[myothernameis]

About 10 years or so ago there was a punter in Manchester well known to some working girls at the time who asked the girls to save used condoms so he could drink the contents.

I forget his nickname but someone else might remember. I think the girls called him XXXX the dog?

There an escort in Glasgow, French Magalie who does this 

[Yankee41]

Ive heard of some strange ones but the strangest was one i was asked to help in.  The scort asked me to fill her ass with pee so she could spray it in the mouth of her next booking at his request.  It took me a good hour to come to terms with it and do the deed.  I had to pee really bad too but it was hard to actually urinate thinking about it.  She sent me video of the next guy getting blasted in the face with my pee.

[scutty brown]

Ive heard of some strange ones but the strangest was one i was asked to help in.  The scort asked me to fill her ass with pee so she could spray it in the mouth of her next booking at his request.  It took me a good hour to come to terms with it and do the deed.  I had to pee really bad too but it was hard to actually urinate thinking about it.  She sent me video of the next guy getting blasted in the face with my pee.

must have had a heck of a butt plug to keep it in

[cotton]

Ive heard of some strange ones but the strangest was one i was asked to help in.  The scort asked me to fill her ass with pee so she could spray it in the mouth of her next booking at his request.  It took me a good hour to come to terms with it and do the deed.  I had to pee really bad too but it was hard to actually urinate thinking about it.  She sent me video of the next guy getting blasted in the face with my pee.

Getting pissed on by a hooker just normally ok i can kinda buy that but getting another guys piss shot out of a hookers ass i woudnt be comfortable with that , i think id have just refused , unless i was being paid for it.

[StingRay]

Many, many years ago a girl told me she had a regular that used to turn up with a sex doll, which he inflated then fucked bareback - all the girl had to do was sit there, watch and charge her normal rate without even having to take her kit off. Sounds like the ideal punter from the girl's point of view!!

I'm not judging, if this is your thing, go for it. 

[Waterhouse]

Many, many years ago a girl told me she had a regular that used to turn up with a sex doll, which he inflated then fucked bareback - all the girl had to do was sit there, watch and charge her normal rate without even having to take her kit off. Sounds like the ideal punter from the girl's point of view!!

I'm not judging, if this is your thing, go for it. 

Most likely a Domme/sub thing going on there and he liked to be humiliated and degraded. The SP probably told him how useless he was and that he was only fit to hump a doll and not a real woman while he was pumping away at it.

Horses for courses as always, and this sounds fairly harmless all things considered.

[crawley99]

A lady I saw recently said her previous client had asked if he could eat her shit

[crfc]

Not so much the oddest but the funniest I have heard in my short punting career

SP had a guy visit, he went for a shower before the deed. He is on bathroom and shouts out to the girl 'would she mind if he put on lingerie for the meet' 'not a problem if that's what you like doing'
Anyway he comes into bedroom in full set inc stockings
They have a fairly normal meet, doing usual stuff.
At the conclusion he goes into bathroom to change into his civvies but apparently kept the lingerie on. All good...

Later in the day the girl she shares the flat with storms in and asks where her lingerie is that she had left drying in bathroom!!!

[Waterhouse]

Not so much the oddest but the funniest I have heard in my short punting career

SP had a guy visit, he went for a shower before the deed. He is on bathroom and shouts out to the girl 'would she mind if he put on lingerie for the meet' 'not a problem if that's what you like doing'
Anyway he comes into bedroom in full set inc stockings
They have a fairly normal meet, doing usual stuff.
At the conclusion he goes into bathroom to change into his civvies but apparently kept the lingerie on. All good...

Later in the day the girl she shares the flat with storms in and asks where her lingerie is that she had left drying in bathroom!!!

Classic..!!   

[JonnyJ]

Not a thing that the girl was asked to do…but one of the SP’s told me a bloke would turn up and ask for the used condoms as he liked the taste, every day. 

[Waterhouse]

Not a thing that the girl was asked to do…but one of the SP’s told me a bloke would turn up and ask for the used condoms as he liked the taste, every day. 

That’s bullshit....  I didn’t go everyday.

 

[somedouche]

WG asked me to pretend to be her BF and accompany her as she went to apologize for a neighbor's noise complaint. Pulling jeans over my boner was no fun but I got some free mileage out of it.

[Thephoenix]

Not a thing that the girl was asked to do…but one of the SP’s told me a bloke would turn up and ask for the used condoms as he liked the taste, every day. 

I vaguely remember hearing years ago on another NW forum about a bloke in Manchester who would collect them from the refuse bins.

[neweewee]

I was told of a fellow client who liked having mayonnaise thrown at him!