Strangest thing / request a girls told you she’s been asked to do

[Jayj]

Ok as punters we’re almost certainly into some weird stuff 😂 over the years WG’s I’ve been a steady regular with have told me about some of the things guys have asked for, usually after I say “would it be odd if I asked you to do X or Y” or “has anyone ever asked you to do this” they usually say “that’s tame no problem 😂”

I asked a girl what the strangest thing she’d been asked to do was, I was really shocked when she said  what it was, she had a guy who would bring his dead wife’s wedding dress with him and have her wear it while they had sex” FFS that’s a 10 😱

Anyone top that for strange

[Doc Holliday]

.. she had a guy who would bring his dead wife’s wedding dress with him and have her wear it while they had sex” FFS that’s a 10 😱

IMO that's just roleplay and nowhere near a 10 

The strangest one I have ever read when this topic crops up, is the guy who wanted the SP to crush insects under her stilettoes 

[rocket88]

The weirdest one I heard was from a SP in Oldham a number of years ago. She had a regular who liked having warm custard poured over his head.  Apparently he used to come prepared with a tin of custard and the SP warmed it in a pan

[Tom1976]

There was a publicised court case in Scotland in which a guy had a cement mixer fetish (wtf?!).

He went to a private flat in Paisley to see “juicy Lucy love” and was attacked by two guys with machetes.

[scutty brown]

I had to rescue a Romanian girl from a remote farm near Clitheroe around 2AM. She'd decided that shacking up with a 60+ year old bachelor farmer was easier money than whoring for a living. She changed her mind on the third night when he brought his German Shepherd into the bedroom and expected her to have sex with it. She called her friend - who I was staying overnight with - who roped me into picking the girl up. To say she was hysterical when we got her was understating things

[Waterhouse]

I had to rescue a Romanian girl from a remote farm near Clitheroe around 2AM. She'd decided that shacking up with a 60+ year old bachelor farmer was easier money than whoring for a living. She changed her mind on the third night when he brought his German Shepherd into the bedroom and expected her to have sex with it. She called her friend - who I was staying overnight with - who roped me into picking the girl up. To say she was hysterical when we got her was understating things

Gives a whole different meaning to being a White Knight.   

[Lou2019]

This got me thinking but I can’t recall any particular/overly strange requests. I think many of us SPs get to a point where nothing is strange or unusual anymore.

[Troydor69]

I had to rescue a Romanian girl from a remote farm near Clitheroe around 2AM. She'd decided that shacking up with a 60+ year old bachelor farmer was easier money than whoring for a living. She changed her mind on the third night when he brought his German Shepherd into the bedroom and expected her to have sex with it. She called her friend - who I was staying overnight with - who roped me into picking the girl up. To say she was hysterical when we got her was understating things

Hope you got a threesome out of it at a later date as a thank you…

[myothernameis]

There was a publicised court case in Scotland in which a guy had a cement mixer fetish (wtf?!).

He went to a private flat in Paisley to see “juicy Lucy love” and was attacked by two guys with machetes.

Think there was a similar story, about three guys into bdsm, and using hammers to hit each others balls, in private.   


Eventually think the police charged them all and they ended up in court

[RedKettle]

Hope you got a threesome out of it at a later date as a thank you…

With the farmer and the dog….

[Kingy28]

With the farmer and the dog….

[opal]

About 10 years or so ago there was a punter in Manchester well known to some working girls at the time who asked the girls to save used condoms so he could drink the contents.

I forget his nickname but someone else might remember. I think the girls called him XXXX the dog?

[Aji81]

An SP I used to see regularly said she had one guy who would book several girls from her agency. They would all be given scripts in advance of the meet and asked to memorise them. The topic of the scripts varied, but there was nothing sexual about them. One was a courtroom drama, another was a re-enactment of the tea party from Alice in Wonderland.

When they arrived for the meet they would be given outfits for the performance. Usually some kind of themed erotic outfit. They would then be asked to give the performance and it would usually finish with a lesbian show.

She said the guy rarely took part himself and was mainly content to watch them. They were paid extra for learning their lines properly. It sounded too ridiculous to be true, but she was very specific in the details she gave me, and I’m not sure why she would lie. She said she played the dormouse for the Alice in Wonderland performance.

[Thephoenix]

The weirdest one I heard was from a SP in Oldham a number of years ago. She had a regular who liked having warm custard poured over his head.  Apparently he used to come prepared with a tin of custard and the SP warmed it in a pan

Did he have a spotted dick?

[Doc Holliday]

... She said she played the dormouse for the Alice in Wonderland performance.

She did indeed, but struggled remembering her lines so I didn't tip her.

[marc_hotsteppa]

A WG I saw several times years ago read out some of the bizarre requests she had via Adultwork and one was a guy who wanted to pay her to submerge him in wet concrete or in a muddy swamp until he died.  He was offering her £10k to do it. 

Another WG told me about a guy who had the thickest cock and had never had sex as it was too wide and so could only ever have hand jobs.

[Stevelondon]

I had to rescue a Romanian girl from a remote farm near Clitheroe around 2AM. She'd decided that shacking up with a 60+ year old bachelor farmer was easier money than whoring for a living. She changed her mind on the third night when he brought his German Shepherd into the bedroom and expected her to have sex with it. She called her friend - who I was staying overnight with - who roped me into picking the girl up. To say she was hysterical when we got her was understating things

OMG.........I punted a Romanian girl a while back and she told me that story. We were sitting after the event so to speak and as I had seen her a couple of times before. She never minded having a chat and a cup of tea etc.
I could'nt believe it.
I remember saying to her how shocked she must have been and she was shaking her head and saying,
"It says quite clearly on my profile I don't see anyone from Germany"

[Straightsix]

Bug crushing.

Sperm harvesting for sale.

Pretend to be my 'mommy'

Pretend we're 'brother and sister'

Ball busting.

[Stevelondon]

About 10 years or so ago there was a punter in Manchester well known to some working girls at the time who asked the girls to save used condoms so he could drink the contents.

I forget his nickname but someone else might remember. I think the girls called him XXXX the dog?

It was possibly a bit longer ago than that. But I used to visit a working flat in Swindon. I had actually been there a number of times and got to know a couple of the girls very well. Most times just one girl working per day but when I went always two.
Enjoyed a tie and tease kind of scenario.
They told me about a bloke who came about once a month and he wanted a similar thing. Paid for a whole afternoon to be locked up in the hall closet and be fed the condom contents after each punt. They even had him do silly dances for them if no punters were due in.

The coincidence was. I posted regualrly on a BDSM message board and every so often there would be a scene do, munch or just a drink up at one of the fetish gatherings like LFF etc.
I met this bloke.

Something I can never get over really. How perfectly ordinary or respectable people can have the strangest of kinks.

[Jayj]

OMG.........I punted a Romanian girl a while back and she told me that story. We were sitting after the event so to speak and as I had seen her a couple of times before. She never minded having a chat and a cup of tea etc.
I could'nt believe it.
I remember saying to her how shocked she must have been and she was shaking her head and saying,
"It says quite clearly on my profile I don't see anyone from Germany"

A girl told me about a guy who’s cock was about the same diameter as a tea cup saucer but was only about 2” long, she said he had never had sex, she didn’t wank him it was more of a polish the top of it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Stevelondon]

A girl told me about a guy who’s cock was about the same diameter as a tea cup saucer but was only about 2” long, she said he had never had sex, she didn’t wank him it was more of a polish the top of it 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think you meant to quote mark_hotsteppa rather than me. 

[scutty brown]

OMG.........I punted a Romanian girl a while back and she told me that story. We were sitting after the event so to speak and as I had seen her a couple of times before. She never minded having a chat and a cup of tea etc.
I could'nt believe it.
I remember saying to her how shocked she must have been and she was shaking her head and saying,
"It says quite clearly on my profile I don't see anyone from Germany"

 

[sinbites]

There was once a prison psychologist (at one of the UK flagship prisons I should mention) who was also on AW. This was a few years ago now, almost a decade in fact. A guy who purportedly worked in the city would turn up to her flat, deposit money through the hatch and in return would receive one of those take away plastic containers full of her shit. She said he would eat it.

In Germany, I was (briefly) in a relationship with a "high-class" escort who would visit this CEO in his office building. He would be lying down on one of these very long tables used for office meetings. Wearing nothing but heels, she would walk right to the middle of the table where he'd be lying down and defecate on his face/body. Because I refused to believe it she managed to discreetly let me witness the act once.

Each to their own I guess.

[itslavish]

Walked into a parlour few months ago on a normal weekday evening, punt went well no problems nothing strange until I walked out of the room into the reception to see a a punter on the floor rolling around being choked with his own belt and pulled around the reception by one of the girls.
Was a strange sight 

[willie loman]

I had to rescue a Romanian girl from a remote farm near Clitheroe around 2AM. She'd decided that shacking up with a 60+ year old bachelor farmer was easier money than whoring for a living. She changed her mind on the third night when he brought his German Shepherd into the bedroom and expected her to have sex with it. She called her friend - who I was staying overnight with - who roped me into picking the girl up. To say she was hysterical when we got her was understating things

another scutty story, what a full life you have had!

[willie loman]

a girl told me about a guy, who liked to have a catheter inserted, to be honest i now try and avoid hearing about this stuff  nowadays, i am pretty vanilla myself

[Malvolio]

The weirdest one I remember reading on here was a punter whose thing was licking eyeballs.

[rocket88]

Did he have a spotted dick?

I don't have that information, but I seem to remember the SP having a hairy pie!

[OLDTIMEGAL]

Probably not the strangest but the funniest..for me anyway. Me and a friend had to dress up as nuns and sing the sound of music while the punter wanked. Try that with a straight face... :lol:We still laugh about it 40 years later...

[Bonker]

I heard of an Arab guy, paid a woman loads of money to run a crappy North East football club.

[Punterperson1971]

 

I heard of an Arab guy, paid a woman loads of money to run a crappy North East football club.

[Boundless]

Bug crushing.

Sperm harvesting for sale.

Pretend to be my 'mommy'

Pretend we're 'brother and sister'

Ball busting.

I think it's a fine line betwen role play and something a bit darker.

I saw a girl who specialised in schoolgirl role-play and she was excellent at it too.
Having a chat and a cuppa afterwards I asked her about the most popular requests. She told me that Daddy/daughter was top of the list but a lot of guys asked her to act very young, well down into single figures. Tbh it made me feel a bit queasy, I'm glad she told me afterwards!

[cotton]

Think there was a similar story, about three guys into bdsm, and using hammers to hit each others balls, in private.   


Eventually think the police charged them all and they ended up in court

Wonder what they got charged with. Kinda raises the question , even when activity is concesual is there a point where the state steps in and says no thats simply unnaceptable your nicked , either to a regular prison or secure mental health unit.  Ive worked in a mental health prison and its mainly sex crimes.
Things ive heard seem relatively tame compared to some of the things thats been said , like a street hooker told me about taking a guy round looking for used condoms and another had a customer who liked to lie down naked in grotty places and get whipped.
Just makes one gratefull to be vanilla.

[spiralnotebook]

A regular SP once told me she had a client who liked her to nail his balls to a plank of wood   

[Billy no mates]

I’ve heard this one from more than one SP

Guy brings matchbox cars to a meet, and gets the naked girl(s) to sit on them, telling him he’s ‘to old’ to play with them anymore.

[Stevelondon]

I heard of an Arab guy, paid a woman loads of money to run a crappy North East football club.

Might have been funny. But you had to say crappy

Enlighten me......what team you support Bonker me old mate ?

[Bonker]

Might have been funny. But you had to say crappy

Enlighten me......what team you support Bonker me old mate ?

You're right, it was a cheap shot. I have a few geordie friends and the banter I have with them got carried over.

Which team I support, will remain a secret. To avoid any arguments, knowing how emotional football is, and to keep a modicum of privacy. I know there's little risk, I just prefer it this way.

Howay the lads.

[Makkk1963]

A regular I used to see in the nineties had one guy that she used to lock in the wardrobe then go shopping for a Cple of hours let him out went she came back and off he went:crazy: another got one of those hairbrushes with the metal teeth he took the little ball things off the End and she used to have to beat his ass with it madness there are loads more but I won’t bore you

[alabama1]

A regular I used to see in the nineties had one guy that she used to lock in the wardrobe then go shopping for a Cple of hours let him out went she came back and off he went:crazy: another got one of those hairbrushes with the metal teeth he took the little ball things off the End and she used to have to beat his ass with it madness there are loads more but I won’t bore you

Maybe you could bore us with a review. You are after all due one after eight and a half years a member 

[Punterperson1971]

A regular I used to see in the nineties had one guy that she used to lock in the wardrobe then go shopping for a Cple of hours let him out went she came back and off he went:crazy: another got one of those hairbrushes with the metal teeth he took the little ball things off the End and she used to have to beat his ass with it madness there are loads more but I won’t bore you

8.5 years wow even people who have joined this year or even a month ago have contributed more

[tynetunnel]

Maybe you could bore us with a review. You are after all due one after eight and a half years a member 

That surely is a record for the site. If Roy Castle was still alive he’d be on it like a shot…. 

[Punterperson1971]

That surely is a record for the site. If Roy Castle was still alive he’d be on it like a shot…. 

Wonder if he will answer

[scutty brown]

That surely is a record for the site. If Roy Castle was still alive he’d be on it like a shot…. 

Long way to go before he beats james999

[Punterperson1971]

Long way to go before he beats james999

Still online though,although he may have not logged out I do this a lot

[Cum_again]

Think there was a similar story, about three guys into bdsm, and using hammers to hit each others balls, in private.   


Eventually think the police charged them all and they ended up in court

Yeah they filmed it and all.  Nailed themselves to planks of wood too.  I believe there was a donkey involved at some point too.  Shrewsbury area I think it was.

[peterpee]

girl i met in southend said she had a regular  who would call up and ask her to poo in a container and he would take it home to share it with his wife.....

[Stevelondon]

I think in the pro dom scene, BDSM etc. There will be a lot more strange things going on.
Each to their own and all that. But scat and blood play etc.........I just can't get my head round it.

Saying that of course. What does a person get out of an ATM meet. 

[Stevelondon]

You're right, it was a cheap shot. I have a few geordie friends and the banter I have with them got carried over.

Which team I support, will remain a secret. To avoid any arguments, knowing how emotional football is, and to keep a modicum of privacy. I know there's little risk, I just prefer it this way.

Howay the lads.

      I've had to put up with all sorts of jibes since the take over.
Walked into the local the other day and one of the lads said,
"I'll get the beers in Steve"

He put a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale down in front of me with a tea towel wrapped round the top like it was an Arab headpiece. 

[daviemac]

He put a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale down in front of me with a tea towel wrapped round the top like it was an Arab headpiece. 

Seems an odd thing to do with Newcastle Brown Ale having nothing to do with Newcastle.   

[Stevelondon]

Seems an odd thing to do with Newcastle Brown Ale having nothing to do with Newcastle.   

I think the name and beer is always going to be synonymous with the city Davie.
It was originally brewed there and I now think the brand is owned by Heineken.

It was never my cup of tea so to speak. I still think its daft to see people down here in the smoke either drinking it out of the bottle or in a pint glass. But hey, each to their own.