Rhian @ Clair’s massage - Holloway Road - London

[troubletrouble2021]

Booked 1 hr deep tissue massage, b2b & happy ending -£80

Tel: 07869 320893 - booked over WhatsApp clear & efficient comms

Location: Holloway Road as per regular reviews

The venue - ground floor flat - massage room in the extension, main drain runs down the wall do you can hear when the toilet upstairs is flushed. It is an absolute hovel and I was taken aback how bad the facilities were, and the fact they had not been mentioned in previous reviews (or did I miss something)

The girl Rhian was pleasant enough on greeting, quite pretty but face absolutely caked in make up, and fake hair/wig. I paid up and was directed to the shower if I wanted to freshen up. Having been at work all day I wanted to make sure I was clean.
The shower is a disgrace, black mould on the ceiling, black mould around the shower, dank, shower mat sopping wet. Not a great start. Unfortunately it got worse. Girl has no clue on how to massage. I should have know when she presented herself in tight jeans. On my front I go, requested firm pressure, and basically got balled fists rubbing up and down my back. Massage is not her forte, lots of questions, pressure ok, do I want my front done, do I want my legs done etc etc. The ‘essential oil’ was Johnson & Johnson’s finest baby oil - I mean…..
There was zero cc swipes, zero hints that this was anything sensual.
Turned onto my back for more of the same disinterested nonsense. I managed to grab a feel of her arse - she is fit, but the promise of a great rack disappeared when she removed her massively padded bra.  Then back on my front for some b2b which lasted all of 30 secs I kid you not.
Then turn over again for a hand job, I never got past half-mast a combination of frustration and lack of sensuality meant it was a crappy feeling from the start - just wanted it over with.
The hand job showed a bit of technique, I asked her to jump astride me so I could at least watch her arse and give it a good rub. When she straddled me I looked up and to my horror she had a tampon string hanging down.
It just wanted it over - closed my eyes and got it done.
Back in the shitty shower to remove the baby oil and a disappointing trudge back into the Holloway night.
Never again with her.not.ever

[Goldfinch]

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[troubletrouble2021]

Thanks for the links

[Goldfinch]

Thanks for the links

[tony22]

  You did well to finish that off. I think I'd have walked before then. You should send Clair a message to let her know it was shite. Prob won't do anything but no harm in politely letting her know you won't return for that.

[Boss_Grinz]

Looks like Clair now has a number of girls working on her rota, and the service is no where near what Clair offers.
Must remember to stick with Clair and not any of the other SP's

[Atrueyorkie]

Thank you for the great review. I don’t recall mentioning it in mine but I can second the bathroom state, vividly remember the mat being damp and to see that hasn’t changed seems they don’t really look after it well if at all. Sad to see your b2b experience was the same as mine, shite.

Like you the only downside was the girl herself was good looking. Look forward to your future reviews