Author Topic: MOUR - Southampton. Not as good as expected.  (Read 2790 times)


7 review(s) for MOUR (4 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline TallnHung

The Link:
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

The woman:
Definitely the one in the pcitures.  Longer hair now.
Banging body and for her age she is fantastic.  I was excited when I saw her.

The Short version:
£100 for an hour.
FK - OWO - Sex.  1 pop only.
She talks a lot before hand and then after 1 pop says there isnt time for a 2nd. 

The Long version:
I love a MILF, she's a GILF I reckon but in amazing shape for her age.
Bolt on, well done, tits but she hardly uses them to any effect.  The pics are accurate.

Booked via text day before.  Agreed on the day and was easy to find.
Absoloute shithole of a building and the flat isn't much better.  Actually felt unsafe and I'm a big guy who can look after himself.

Opened door and I did find her attractive on 1st appearances so hopes were high, especially given previous reports here. 
Into the room, agreed an hour for £100 and paid.  Went and had a shower.  Reckon state of the place I came out less clean but at least should expect a blowjob as I was fresh.
Into the room and she starts talking, incessantly.  All about my work, her ex, her previous millionaire lifestyle which I find hard to believe given her current one and all of the places she has lived that lifestyle.  Maybe she was some sort of plaything for a millionaire and he dumped her for a younger version when the surgery bills got pricey but if she was she didn't get much of a payout.  The chat lasted too long and felt like avoidance after the 1st 10 or so minutes.

So to get her into the action I dropped the towel and got comfy on the bed and went for a kiss.  She kissed back but talked even more afterwards!  Fuck me now Im getting frustrated.  Eventually the action starts and after some LFK I tried to explore the tits and got a cursory play before she moved me back to kisisng my neck and shoulders so for me the main reason for seeing her isnt available either.  Fuck me doubly frustrated.
Into a blowjob and whilst it was Ok it was not anywhere near the best nor what others have described.  Shallow and when she did go slightly deep it was very toothy.  Not recommended.  Well fuck me 3rd massive dissapointment.

Very little head and she asked me if I wanted to fuck and I said no, more head.  30 seconds and same question but starts a conversation about nothing even connected to sucking my cock so said 'lets fuck'.  She gives me the condom in the packet and I put it on.  Now told she can't do many positions, she has a bad back so mish it is.  Fine with me as I like mish with a busty woman so pillow under her arse and I guide myself in, get half cock and she says be gentle I'm tight.  Well she isn't really that tight so actually its a 'dont fuck me hard'.  So slow strokes, half cock and I try to build her up to a proper deep fuck which just isn't happening.  She's making all the right noises but honestly her body and moves isn't reflecting that at all.  So I short stroke plough her until I cum in the bag. 

She then starts telling me how Covid is a hoax, its all made up, its a control mechanism, she will never get jabbed as she doesn't want anything in her body that shouldnt be (maybe keep off the botox and the silicone then love!!!) and off on a rant about how the world is controlled by a few families and their cronies.  Frankly I wanted a round 2 just to get my moneys worth but at this stage I want out too and she's telling me anyway that there is no chance of a round 2 anyway as we are almost at the end of the hour - she talked for the 1st 20 minutes and gave 20 minutes of poor service in reality to this stage.

So, on the off chance she might talk me to death I dress fast and fuck right off.

Definitely won't return even as a Plan Z and wouldn't recommend her unless you fancy being slow fucked by a gobby scouse conspiracy theorist. 

Offline Hobbyist

Good review mate. Had a similar experience when I saw her last year after lockdown, including toothy BJ and crackhead speech. It's a real shame as she does have a nice body.

Offline MrMatrix

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What a shit punt. I've had talkers  and they are a bloody nusance as you dont want to be rude and tell them to shut up and there comes a point where you just have to assert yourself. They do it to avoid the inevitable fuck IMO.  Add to all the other disappointment a negative is well deserved. Thanks for the review, better luck next time.

And Hobbyist, why didnt you do a review as you seem to think your punt was a negative as well :unknown:

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And Hobbyist, why didnt you do a review as you seem to think your punt was a negative as well :unknown:

Bit harsh MM, he's only been here 4 days !

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Wonder if there’s a list compiling SPs who are antivaxxers/Covid conspiracy theorists? Would be useful to know when considering a punt especially from a health perspective. Know there’s at least one SP in East Mids with similar views.

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Bit harsh MM, he's only been here 4 days !
You are absolutly right. I apologise to the Hobbyist. I thought with 3 reviews he's been here a while without checking. MM :hi:

Offline Yellowman1

Lucky you didn’t lick her the stench singed my nostril hairs

Offline honmonster2000

Mour, Yes I had the same experience, as you had. She never stops talking. The fuck was shit. not to waste the whole day I read she did a great blow job. So went for the blow job, One of the worst blow jobs I ever had. She kept on catching with her teeth Man, I was in pain and had to stop her. The flat was filthy and dark nearly tripping over something in the hallway.