2 Ellesmere Road Burnage M20 6FL
Tel 0161 445 2207
30 mins
The misnomer that this place is a health centre does not escape me. I realise that some time spent there may have certain recuperative value however like most health centres it will have its fair percentage of unhealthy people in there. Bizarrely situated on the end of a residential road it is has more the feel of a terraced house than a "Health Centre". A fortnight ago I had a visit there.
I had seen the reviews of this place - I think I have been there once before and the lure of a mature woman in her prime with the stereotypical big tits and a fat arse to fuck was an itch I had to scratch - indeed as Jim Davidson says I'm working class I know what its like to drink Blue Nun and fuck fat birds (-
External Link/Members Only ) The ladies on offer were described as in their forties by the receptionist,however I think either the receptionist can't count or the masseuses lied on their application forms. The blonde one who may actually have been in her late forties was unavailable, that was Marilyn (not the singer either) and this being the place was for women of 50 and older, so the second lady Charlie was probably in her early sixties.
I realise that she ticked the boxes of being a fat bird with a big arse and big tits and with my mind focused on leaving a little lighter I accepted the challenge and so to the room.
The room is a spare bedroom in appearance tired looking slightly less tired looking than Charlie who looks a bit like Tommy Coopers sister (ever seen Dobermanns sister in the famous Sgt Bilko episode and you will know what I mean). Charlie has staying power, much more than me, and has been there around 16 years apparently, and so is part of the furniture. (If she was really a piece of furniture she would be a oak wardrobe).
I usually like to finish CIM style however after a while I realised that Charlie a brunette could do with a little dental work as she sweetly smiled and revealed her not so pearly whites. A token massage followed with reach unders and a buzzing vibrator tickling my balls. It worked the trick and I turned over like a good boy and enjoyed oral attention to my cock and balls. I then unzipped her disco pants (which actually was a turn on) and bagged up to fuck her doggy.
The cheeks parted and the large overused expansive slightly battle scarred slightly hairy fanny appeared so I was glad of the protection.
I flipped over again and she mounted me , and rode me until I shot my load whilst talking dirty.
Balls emptied I left and ASAP I covered my cock in "hand sanitiser" which allegedly is 99% effective against germs, I figured it was a good idea given the oral interaction!
Would I recommend the place - no
Would I go back - no I don't think so as although I like mature women I will try somewhere else.
Would I fuck that woman again - hell no! (Ed Miliband would say the same I think)
However I got what I paid for so for me its a neutral as I don't want to be too unfair to the lass who got me hard and made me shoot my load.
The premises are okay, they are not Lady Jane standards, more Karen's Broom Lane standards.
see previous review of the place for this comment which was probably Charlie " saw 2 older ladies. Must have been in their 60s. One was obviously a bit tough and ready, gold tooth, a missing tooth and looked scary to me, but massive tits!" A bit like Trigger's ideal woman
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