External Link/Members OnlyMy first visit to LMB since early 2020, when I had an excellent session with the FAF Brazilian, Raquel. But since the end of lockdown the offerings haven’t really appealed to me, so I’ve been going elsewhere. Then the LMB website announced that Raquel was back on October 10th, and I thought to myself, “I’ll be having some of that”. So…October 10th comes around and it’s a no-show from Raquel. Next, she’s on the rota for the 18th…and it’s another no-show. FFS.
However, Isabella’s profile caught my eye, a hot looking twenty-something Brazilian offering a pretty comprehensive A to Z list of services, so I thought I’d give her a go. Made a booking by phone, fired up the Brassmobile and headed up to Bury.
The venue itself is well reviewed on here, so I’m not going into detail - nothing’s changed since my last visit apart from the prices have gone up. On arrival, I did my usual trick of hanging back and waiting for the traffic lights outside to change before nipping into the front entrance. I paid £20 to reception.
The girl herself is definitely the one on the website’s pictures and she’s attractive, around 5’-4” with a very curvy figure, a nice phat ass and a pair of enhanced 34 DDs all clad in a set of black underwear. Website says she’s 25 and she might not be too far south of it. Isabella asked for the money up front (never a great sign) and I handed over five Jane Austens – so £70 in total.
I took a shower whilst Isabella sat on the bed playing with her phone. Her English isn’t the greatest, but she asked me if I wanted some music on. There now appears to be a gym/keep fit club going on upstairs, and it’s pretty fucking noisy, so I didn’t really need it but said yes. Why do WGs always play Ed Sheeran? And it was that song, Perfect, which always makes me want to puke blood.
I joined Isabella on the bed, and she got down to some fairly decent OWO, which was to a reasonable depth with plenty of licking of the head, but not much in the way of eye contact. She’d dropped her bra by this point, and I saw the scarring on her breasts that ran vertically under each one to just below the nipple. However, they felt very nice and quite soft, although she didn’t like me touching them too much – perhaps they were still sensitive, that scar tissue was still pretty red.
After giving me head for a bit she then puts a condom on me and lubes us both up, then she hops on top. She’s moaning, but nothing too OTT. She does kissing but it’s only light lip kisses and this does fuck all for me. Then we change to doggy before moving into mish. I usually like to chow down at the Y, but I couldn’t be arsed at this point as things just felt a bit…meh, and I wanted to get to the home stretch.
Couldn’t come in mish and so she suggested finishing me off with a blow job, but she kept the rubber on. I didn’t ask her to take it off as I didn’t want potentially stinging for CIM at this point. She’s sucking me and giving a fairly limp wank using just her thumb and forefinger, and I’m struggling to get over the line. I do eventually cum, but she stops wanking me at this point and ruins my orgasm. She throws some wipes on the bed then hops in the shower. I take another shower when she’d finished, then it's a quick hug and a peck on the cheek and out.
So, all in all, a pretty mechanical punt, which probably lasted no more than 20 minutes in total. Isabella is a very pleasant girl who didn't display any 'attitude', and this might be a harsh negative, but compared to some parlour punts I’ve had of late; I feel it does warrant a red. I could have gone to see Mercedes at GFE or Tilly at Roses and had a guaranteed good time (and I’ll post reviews on those two soon) but you win some and lose some. I’ll be swerving LMB until Raquel finally shows up – if ever.
