I saw Sarah a few weeks ago thinking I'd like an ex lapdancer shag. Well whether she's an ex lap dancer I've no idea but she is definitely guilty of false advertising as there is no way in hell she's 43.
Text for booking and she confirmed location (flats at lidl). Parked up and she text me her flat number and I was buzzed in.
When she opened the door I should have walked. If she's 43 I'm the fucking Queen. Obviously we expect a bit of embellishment in this line of business but she must be pushing 60. Either that or she's had a very hard life down the Welsh mines. Although I didn't want to go through with this, I didn't want to cause a scene so I stayed and tried to make the most of it (which in fairness I didn't).
She comes across as nice enough but there's no doubt I wanted out as I wasn't sure if I'd even be able to get hard. Paperwork done (£80 for 30 mins, it hurts just typing that) I strip off.
She strips off and must be a size 14, maybe even a 16. Bald pussy which was a positive. She starts with owo but I was struggling to get hard so I get her to stop so I can play and lick her tits which are a good size and seem natural, while imagining something else and eventually get hard enough. Her nipples are very small to the point of non-existent. From what I remember her bj technique was OK but nothing special.
Rubber on we get to it in missionary and I pump away to blow my load in a few minutes as I wanted out. She made the right noises which although fake, didn't sound obviously fake. Got a shower which I spend a while in then was out.
Maybe I'm being harsh as I'm sure her body and facial profile will suit a lot of people but if you're thinking you'll get what's in her aw profile pictures, although it's the same person, you're getting the older, fatter version.
So this is negative for me not so much for how the meet went because I forced the issue there to be as quick as possible, but because although I met the girl in the pics, it was the girl 15 years later, not the one from the past.
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