Author Topic: breebranning : Utterly loopy but likeable - Birmingham  (Read 3025 times)


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Offline Colston36

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I have rarely come across someone so completely oblivious to what she had agreed to, with  habits I normally hate but who I really rather liked.

This was partly because she has a remarkable figure for someone of her age (at least 50 I think) is very good looking and has some very likeable characteristics.

She lives in Digbeth, a 20 minute walk from New Street Station on a long road of mostly decrepit buildings. I had a LOT of trouble finding her building because it is one of two smart new blocks, both on the same side of the road and both with two bus stops outside. The bell to get in was not functioning very well, so I had so much trouble getting in I was about to go away till a tall black delivery guy let me in.

It turned out he was delivering to her, and from what she let slip had delivered more than snacks in the past. I think she prefers black guys - I understand as for 40 years I preferred black women. My third and final wife - African-American and expensive - put me off that

When we got down to business she was wearing a skimpy outfit seen in her website, and totally ignored what she'd agreed to.   

I wanted and she had agreed to let me lick her after she'd been fucked. To hell with that idea. What happened was neatly positioned between porn cliché, hospitality, filth and phantasmagoria.

First she and I removed all my clothes, which she folded/hung up neatly. Then she started licking my cock and balls with skill and gusto whilst making fake noises of appreciation (I asked her to stop) then I licked her cunt and arse and finally came by wanking myself off while licking her (lovely) feet.

Altogether no more than 15 minutes, but very nice - even though the start was delayed by a stream of calls to her which she answered. This usually would have irritated the shit out of me but didn't. Maybe because I was so pleased to have finally got down to it.

She has a lovely slim figure and said very nice things about my cock which she called perfect. (This, friends, happens to be true. I was first told it - to my huge surprise - about 20 years ago by a very successful porn queen I used to see because her partner was not coming up to scratch. I always recall that moment of revelation as she told me so just after pissing all over my face. Those were the halcyon days when I didn't have to pay.)

Returning to Digbeth: after I came we had a long chat, she gave me a cold drink, and then offered to give me some of my money back. I refused as, well, I liked her. She still has a beautiful face with gorgeous blue-grey eyes. Like a 1960's film star And she is very much in demand - but too straight for me. I think she's quite crazy, but nice.


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Offline Splodge

Love the porn scene when she's dogging. She is super hot in that.

Offline Colston36

How long did you book for and how much did you pay?


Originally an hour and £175

Offline Colston36

Love the porn scene when she's dogging. She is super hot in that.

I think she is genuinely filthy, but if you're at it all day I guess it diminishes the enthusiasm. I was actually there because I was thinking of going to see her at the Private Club with an ex-escort friend of mine who wants to get fucked rotten.

You could call it research in a good cause.

Offline Danyal118

“I think she's quite crazy, but nice.“

Why is that all the crazy girls are the best shags!  :D