Louise - Cheshire Elite - Crewe (CW2)

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Duration: 30 minutes
Price: £50
Location: A small walk from Crewe train station opposite the Aldi. Full address is on the website.
Comms.: Just walked in and was booked with a Louise within a couple of minutes of arrival.
Room: Clean, with a working shower. Standard.

Felt like a quick one as I hadn't punted for nearly two months due to needing minor surgery. Wanted something small to ease myself in so the Crewe parlour scene was perfect for that. Did try Alicia's and Brooklyn's before going to Cheshire Elite, Alicia's had nobody free and Brooklyn's didn't have anyone I particularly fancied on this day.

I get to Cheshire Elite and am let in straight away, told Louise is free and I see her. Honestly? I thought she was fit. Blonde, I would say late 20s with decently-sized tits and a cracking arse. Northern accent, Manchester-way, I think. Pay my money and go to the room and wait.

Enter Louise wearing a black piece of lingerie (one piece one even though I'm like 99% sure that's not the actual name of it) and she looks great. But this is where the punt turns to neutral. She was pretty cold in my opinion and just wanted to get it over and done with and move onto the next. Offers extras (OWO and French Kissing - a tenner each) but I turn them down. I got the feeling that, if I paid for them, they'd probably not be performed with any effort.

She's good to look out but a lot of the service is just bare minimum. Won't get on top and ride me, won't let me cum on her tits, complaining about little things. I do get a massage, OW, and doggy before she wanks me to completion.

Get myself dressed and gone. I try to be polite when she says she'll see me again to save an awkward situation but I certainly have no plans to.

All in all, good looking girl but seems a bit jaded with the whole conveyor belt system of parlours.

Positives:
Cheap
Great body

Neutral:
Service is meh

Negatives:
Bit of a shit attitude tbh

Overall, a neutral which was quite close to being negative. If I'd have paid more I'd have definitely went negative.

[Kool Keef]

Your review more or less mirrors my punt with her.
Been wanting to see her for ages, travelled all the way to Crewe from Manchester just to see her & it was a big disappointment.
Great looking woman but a cold personality, complaining, rushing, no warmth or humour, could tell she wanted it over with asap, no eye contact, wouldn't do CG, Mish was stop/start with her moaning about something or other.
I paid for OWO (very average, too much hand) & kissing (not bad but not worth a tenner).
I put it down to a bad day at the office for her but after reading this maybe that's just how she is 

[Atlas1957]

Thanks for the review. My past review of her was a barely positive with a conclusion that maybe we just didn't click, but it sounds a similar story to both of you.

[Pat Phelan]

Seen her about 50 times before she left gfe bury. Always great with me but she clearly does not much enjoy giving head. I’m thinking of travelling to Crewe to see her again.

[blueboy85]

I saw her and she was great with me, might be because I rimmed her arsehole lol She's from Sheffield.

[Rack Admirer]

Been a while since I had a really good punt at CE, one where I was smiling all the way home afterwards.

[robsmith149]

Been a while since I had a really good punt at CE, one where I was smiling all the way home afterwards.

Dior 2 years ago was the last punt I had like that there, average at best since then.