Author Topic: Katya NaughtyGirlXXX, Kings Road, walked, a tale of two very old photosets  (Read 1312 times)


17 review(s) for Katya NaughtyGirlXXX (12 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline yesbby

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Called in and managed to walk from the lying down on the bed with my cock in her hands position. Plan B was another Russian whose photo set was also ten years old but that was a positive. Will review in a moment
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Katya has been on my hotlist for a year - she's been at home presumably for 6 months. Recently returned but she is located around Portsmouth with Scottish interludes. A glance at her Scottish reviews on here led me to believe she was more or less advertising with honour, which I think is wrong.

comms - here she is good. even had a whispering conversation with her while I imagine someone was getting out of the shower.
arranged a time, turned up, got the flat number a bit late and told to keep quiet.

the girl
my heart was sinking from the first 3 seconds onwards. She's older, a bit chubbier than the photoset which is ten years out of date. She has big bolt ons that are impressive and go with her bigger frame. I was hoping she was all bouncy like Sarah Jessica-Parker in LA Story with springy hair and gym fit buttocks. In reality she was a bit strange with bad eye contact, bad smiles, she would roll her eyes in a slightly deranged effort to feign warmth. Her hair was not bouncy, it was stringy and dry like a 1950's New Jersey housewife who pops qualudes during afternoon tee vee.

In the bathroom, I stared at myself in the mirror and asked myself if I could walk on her for having bad hair and chubby ankles. The 200 notes were on her table and I thought her blowjob story might be enough to get me through the session. Ironically this slight existential delay got me out Scot free - see below

action
She got me to lay on my back and started wet wiping me way too much. Now, I was already spotless - has a long shave and shower with all the shampoos and Pears soap half an hour previous to my leisurely drive down there. Had a brief shower where I refreshed all the key areas properly to avoid any chance of distress. I also had some fine Spanish eau de cologne all over me.
Anyway, she said 'I didn't hear any water running' as if I hadn't showered. I said - there was water running, I'm very clean. 2 showers etc'. In fact it was me who suggested the shower.
She appeared to accept this without any warmth. Then I was starting to become erect in her experienced hands, she want down to give head and then reached for the wet wipes again. 'I think there is a smell'. I said no way I'm fresh as a daisy. She said, no you are not. At that point I just said - ok, give me the money back and we can solve this with my leaving. Thank you very much. She got up and the money was back in my hands before my trousers were back on.

It was strange behaviour from a slightly damaged seeming person - I cannot recommend. Left the place feeling elated I still had the £200 in my back pocket.

By the way, my plan B included one of the longer BJs of the last year, loads of ball licking etc. No restraint at all. I'm sure it was her paranoia

Offline bedhedred

That was close! You were lucky to get out with the powder dry.

Offline yesbby

That was close! You were lucky to get out with the powder dry.

In some ways the happiness was even better than a good punt :)

Offline bedhedred

In some ways the happiness was even better than a good punt :)

I know the feeling. Those first few moments are crucial. It's not an exact science though. I can think of some punts where the welcome was so frosty that a walk out would have been advised, but then once the girl and I settled into the action, I had a good time.

I had a slightly odd experience in the past weeks. I am biding my time before releasing the review, but the girl would not snog me properly during the action. She claimed an orgasm during the sex, which sounded OTT and fake to me. I could not come after pounding her and got timed out. She reacted as though she had failed somehow.

Then I made for the bathroom and she stepped up to me unprompted and gave me a snog. She followed me into the bathroom made me swill loads of mouthwash and she snogged me again. A big sloppy one which she'd avoided whilst we were on the bed. Back in the room she snogged me again and it gave me the strange impression that we somehow clicked at the very end of the punt. Too late for me to enjoy though.

I don't mind if the girl watches me shower etc so it saves disputes about whether I showered enough... It is such a tedious confrontation to get into. Some escorts love to do it though, sabotaging the experience once they have your fee money stashed. 😠

Offline yesbby

I know exactly what you mean about rescuing the punt with a bit of passion and effort. That story you tell is obviously someone who has tried to do more for you than just enough to earn the cash. As, at the bottom of it all, it’s the story of man meets woman, that actually means something - it’s a reminder that you’re both human.

I couldn’t bring myself to leave early when she hadn’t done anything wrong apart from being a bit odd. It could easily have been rescued. Once she was complaining about me I knew I was doing her a favour by leaving so I was massively relieved.

As I am not infallible there is always the chance of my not being perfectly clean, but I’ve plowed on with RO many times when there’s been funny tastes of disinfectants. lubes, salty juices and the like. It’s an occupational hazard of licking someone’s genitals. Once the passion kicks in the lesser offences usually fade into the background. If it’s just neuroticism that kicks in, no one is having any fun.

Offline bedhedred

In terms of RO, I don't want to smell "bum hole" 🤢

I am tolerant to other vag tastes and smells up to a point.

I did get some utterly wierd facial expressions from a girl earlier this year, and the punt was really poor. That time I felt like I'd walked into an avoidable trap, but the girl had said "I do the service what is written on my profile." so I handed her the money.

but her body language and face was saying "I really can't be bothered with this".

 :unknown:

Offline yesbby

I actually have a weak stomach for genuinely foul smells!
Haven’t vomited on a girl yet but I’ve usually ranked her cleanliness well before getting her knickers off
:)

Offline yesbby

And I have a regular at the moment who reliably spends ten minutes sticking her tongue up my arsehole so my pre-punt routine is now geared up to guarantee I never jeopardise her continued generosity