Lexi Brown - Brixton (London)

[bluegene]

Lexi Brown  – was looking for a nice body

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I had a 30 min  incall for £100

Venue.
Lexi was working from a council flat off Brixton Road and next to Eythorpe Park.

About the escorts physical appearance and personality.
Stated age 30, could be right. Really nice toned body (Size 10). Tall (5.10'). Nice natural breasts. Last time she shaved must have been a week ago as there was hair on her armpits, cunt and face. Photos are accurate and give an idea of the body. Teeth have a spacing worthy of the stumps in a cricket wicket.

Arranging the meeting.
All via SMS messages.

During the meeting.

I call and let Lexi know that I’m around. She gives me the direction via SMS and tells me to be quiet as she is in AirBnB room in a flat with other people around. Should have walked then.

I get in and ask if I can have a shower. She tells me no, at the end. She has wipes for me. Second warning, still stayed.

I get onto the bed naked and she pours baby oil onto her arse and onto my dick. Starts licking my balls and asks me if I was vaccinated. I ask if against corona virus. She says yes. I confirm and then she tells me vaccines are bad so she doesn’t kiss anyone that is vaccinated. I already paid, should have left.

She continues to lick my balls and very swiftly tells me that she wants to give me a blowjob. I say go ahead and she grabs a condom. Apparently oral without is extra. She did not made that clear before the booking.

Very quickly again she asks to fuck. I tell her to continue sucking.

A few minutes later I ask for sex. We get ready and shortly she complaints that the bed is squeaking if we can do it on the floor. Move to be floor. At this point in missionary I realise that she forgot to shave under the chin as there is big sets of hair worthy of a teenager in that area.

I fuck and at some point I realise she squirts onto me.

I eventually cum onto to condom and ask for a shower. She says no and passes on the wipes.

I wipe myself with little conversation. Wanking would have been preferable to the time I spent with her.

Positives.
1. None.

Negatives.
1. No shower.
2. Limited services.
3. Attitude


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[tergil]

So many red flags here 🛑
Thanks for the information, I will remove from the list

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning 
The profile has a bunch of red flags so was it the body that you just had to get hands on?

No Caribbeans allowed. Does that mean other African-origin men allowed?
Can't take the D either 
And 200 ph 

Better luck with the next one comrade 

[bluegene]

Thanks for the warning 
The profile has a bunch of red flags so was it the body that you just had to get hands on?

No Caribbeans allowed. Does that mean other African-origin men allowed?
Can't take the D either 
And 200 ph 

Better luck with the next one comrade 

When I booked her she asked if I was white, asian or black.  Would not see me if I was black.

When I was there she kept on asking where I was from and what I do for work.

[Payyourwaymate]

Thanks for reviewing, what a shit show. Hopefully your next punt is better.

[jonesfromthere]

Whoa, commiserations on the shit punt mate.
My experience with her was average, this sounds terrible. Not allowed to fuck on the bed? Taking the piss that.

[bluegene]

Whoa, commiserations on the shit punt mate.
My experience with her was average, this sounds terrible. Not allowed to fuck on the bed? Taking the piss that.

there is literally taking the piss, which she was doing... but she topped it up with the physical action and not allowing a shower afterwards (which was again, literally taking the piss).

[iafd222]

Thanks for the review. Sorry it was a bad punt dude. Big shame as she does look hot! Off my hitlist now

[sparkus]

And promptly off the HL.  Shame, looks good and I've always wanted to fuck a PT.

[Yankee21]

South London is a nightmare

[bluegene]

South London is a nightmare

it depends on how far south you go!