External Link/Members OnlyVisited Sunday afternoon 3pm.
A nice Women was called Zukey (False name as she told me later on) 25-30 years old. Around 5ft dress size 10, wearing knee length V cut dress, breast size I would say 36c-38c.
I paid the normal £45 at the front desk to the woman who was on reception she called out Zukey who let me into the massage room which was the first room she left me to get undressed but within 10 seconds came back into the room and watch me undress but I kept my boxes on as I just wanted a hard massage as my back was not in this massage is where they stand on you using the polls from the ceiling, this is a decent massage to have as it gets rid of all your knots, have to say the massage was really good but within 20 minutes of the massage she asked me to turn round which was a bit of a shock as it was a bit early but she did complain that she hadn’t had breakfast or lunch by this time and she was starving as they were too busy with people coming in and out, So so she asked Volvo to do the wheel as she forgot on my back so is it yes that be nice and we started chatting about this and that she is she’s from London says he’s only up for this week working in the shed to put the door replace it was extremely warm in the room the other small radiator on and obviously people been having showers so I said that’s fine, then she had to pop up to reception to change the music came back in and shut the door and she locked the door and she started on my legs then she just softly asked would I like excuse me being sheepish and said oh what’s this extras hand job £20 body to body £40 I asked what is included with body to body and she said naked massage I asked if I could touch and she said not really, I declined both but laughed as I said it and she just smiled she was a little bit peed off as she went a little bit silent and sad, Then she said that must be the road record as I’m the only one who is declined happy ending body to body, I asked her if she spelt her name with a S or a Z and she shook the shoulders and said it’s not her real name they change her name is every day as it’s the massage parlours policy I laughed and she laughed as well which was quite good made her feel better and she carried on with a massage after she finished she asked if I wanted a head massage as I had 10 minutes left and I said yes, so she’s carried on with a head massage LOL Smalltalk and after she finished I was getting dressed she said I need a massage now after massage I said it’s a shame I have to go another 45 massage and I’ll massage you instead as she just laughed she said thank you for your honesty and I left by the back door to the car park.
I’m classing this as a neutral as I felt it a little bit pushy for the extras but have to say it was a really good massage with a bit of tongue in cheek.
