Author Topic: Harper - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 779 times)

Offline chadpitt

Her blurred photos and dimensions suckered me in. Should I be surprised they were overtly flattering.

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Appearance:

Facially she looks like Melissa Suffield, the former Eastenders actress.
Her boobs were indeed incredibly stretched out and floppy Cs.
I would have put her closer to size 10.
Her hair wasn't fully dyed blonde and she had brown eyes.
She had one tattoo on her lower back
Height wise 5 ft 7 seems fairly accurate. She's not a short one.
The really troubling part of her appearance is she had plasters everywhere. She claimed she fell over but unless she fell over several times on a cactus, it just seemed odd.
But the worst thing about her appearance was she had big scabs all over her face and around her mouth. She said she had a cold but I've never seen a cold do that to anyone. Apparently they weren't cold sores but still the notion is repellent to say the least

Value for Money:

Lush prices. £60 for 30 25 mins

Premises:

The apartments near Millennium point.

Communication:

It was a bit of a faff trying to reach them to get into the apartments.

Services:

I came into the flat which is real high up and this was when it was warmer so the temperature was a problem. She was very friendly and sociable although she used the word "bab" over and over again. Started off more with OW. I honestly didn't like the idea of making skin contact with those bumps and healed scabs. The bj was ok, no real issues. Then she finally took her bra off and the mammaries just rolled out. Someone compared them to deflated balloons and that was definitely the case. I played with them a little though she had a tendency to cup them with her hands. There wasn't a lot off kissing because of the scab issue. I fully explained that I was put off by those bumps and to be fair she wasn't even offended by it.

Then onto missionary which was again fine. She was laying on the compliments, which is never a bad thing to hear, even if it isn't for real. I asked if she wanted doggy, but she did not. Instead she explained she having her arms pinned down, which was an easy request to carry out. When the last 5 minutes approached I told her to wank me off onto her abdomen and she obliged. I handed her some paper towels but there was no soap or hand sanitiser in the bathroom. She was real easy going and easy to talk to the whole time. You never got the sense she hated her job or punters. In fact she says she enjoys meeting different people. Anyways, we parted ways and I exited the flat.

Conclusion:

She's got a good personality but her looks are just too unappealing. Service wise she wasn't bad but it had to be limited based on her appearance. Not one I'd ever see again, unless she sorted out all those things with her body and face. But even then, there are girls who are better looking and they have specialties.

Offline alibirmingham

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Thanks for the review mate. Sorry it wasn’t as good as it should of been. Seems she’s gone further downhill since I saw her.

When I saw her there was no signs of any potential drugs miss-use or other hygiene issue other then washing down there after shaving as I got hair stuck in my mouth when doing RO. The plasters all over to me scream warning signs as does the scabs etc. She seemed a lovely person to talk to be a sp she could be much better.

She’s not one of see again but be interesting to see if she improves or goes further downhill.

Offline pbrown355

Thanks for the review.
Just for clarity did she say she liked having her arms pinned down?

Offline chadpitt

Thanks for the review.
Just for clarity did she say she liked having her arms pinned down?

Yes she says she was into that.