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Been meaning to post this review but I was away last week so only getting around to it now. Just before I jetted off last week, I fancied a quick, night-before punt and having read a previous, very-detailed review decided to go for the brothel in the Kings Cross area and see if I could get a hold of Allesyaa. Comms were good and even got a text with directions from the station. Arrived at the place and as was mentioned in the detailed review, was presented with a line-up of girls to choose from. Indicated I'd like to see Allesyaa and so far so good.
It was when I was alone with Allesyaa that things took a bit of a downturn. Stunning as she is (even bearing a pretty good resemblance to her heavily photoshopped pics on AW) I found her to be...well, not really interested. She went on and on about how much she'd just eaten and how fat she felt and why she didn't understand why she felt so fat because she hadn't eaten that much and while it made half decent conversation for 2 minutes...after the 3rd/4th time I was wondering if we could just get on with it.
She offered a massage which I gladly accepted hoping the conversation would turn in a different direction but after a few half-hearted rubs (no lotion or oil... it was basically CPR on my back) she hopped off with a "I don't want to do this anymore.". Fine. I'm just looking to pop and leave by now.
She rubs some lotion downstairs, on with the condom and after some standard doggystyle and missionary to which the moans were almost comical in their over-enthusiasm, it was over and I was out of the door.
All in all, if you're looking for a quick, random, no-nonsense punt with a good-looking girl go for it but if you want a quality punt with a girl who actually seems like she's having a bit of fun and can make conversation beyond her dinner...avoid.
