One Fat Arse Yuk 
Can't disagree with that.... Was on a short term trip, feeling the urge, and initial comms were encouraging. Not much else around so (for better for worse) decided to TOFTT. Big mistake, on reflection, but isn't that just the way sometimes.
Appt made and confirmed easily and with good command of English. "Any extras?" I asked - immediate reply "£20 for CIM or Cum on Face... £40 for anal" - not gonna lie, I just thought "so far, so potentially filthy - WTF if she's a bit of a unit....?" if she'd been reasonably tall it could have been a dirty old adventure. But she knew as much about what had been offered by text, as she did about what was on her profile - nil / zilch / nada. Almost wondering now if she's being trafficked, as she knew so little about what was going on / what to do / what her job as an SP even is...
What I wasn't expecting was that she was about five foot dead; in all directions
That arse was surprisingly firm to be fair, but I can only assume that her chubby little arms were too short to reach around her chubby big arse, and clean her chubby big bucket fanny properly... It was utterly minging down there, and after a quick (foul smelling) doggie and a bit of (equally foul-smelling) mish, I was out of there.
The only reason I didn't ask for a refund was that the front door of the flat opened about 15 minutes in, and someone came in - and the bloody bedroom door wasn't even shut! She said it was "the other girl in the flat - a granny...about fifty...." (at which point I asked if she was available as well, as she sounded a hell of a lot hotter than the absolute soggy, stinking pile in front of me...) but I couldn't be sure if it was Sergei or not.
If you've read my previous review of "Ania" in Aldershot a few years back, where Sergei spent five minutes trying to bash the door in, before trying to climb in a side window threatening to kill me, you might understand my desire to leave quietly and write off a few quid in the interests of making it to the client site the next day and then back home. I was well and truly pissed off and no mistake, and tempted to make a fuss - but thought that in the long term it just wasn't worth it - the ensuing hassle would cost me a hell of a lot more than a ton. Sad, but pragmatic.
Either way - give this one a wide berth chaps. Although, TBH, you could give her a wide berth and STILL bump into her arse on the way past; and you'd smell her from ten feet away, so the only real escape is to give the whole of "Turderville" Place a very big miss
Topic: "Jenny Sexy Baby" - Avoid - Warwick (Read 1147 times)