Author Topic: Busty_Barbie (Paddington) - below par even for a plan G  (Read 2561 times)


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Offline bugsy

I still don’t know why the fuck made me book.this WG so I blame Mr Jack Daniel and the unavailability of my plans A to F on this grim day. I then looked up available SPsmin Paddington as I was on Oxford street. I somehow decided to pick Barbican as I wanted a bj from a big lipped WG. I called Barbican, we confirmed a 15 minute session so as she sent thr postcode to my low tech punting phone, I set off for Paddington.

WG: Big busty bbw with fake lips and a humongous ass.
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Date: sometime last week

Location: A grim corner of Paddington

Fee/duration: £80/30 minutes

Once I got to Barbie’s dodgy looking area, she gave me the building name Andy flat number. Once I arrived, I should have walked however I didn’t.

I handed over the cash disrobed and got an OW to kick things off. Then I got Barrie to ride me and mercifully I came in 15 minutes.

Would I return: Never - I’ll have to be paid to return.

Is Barrie recommended - definitely not!
 

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Offline bugsy

I still don’t know why the fuck made me book.this WG so I blame Mr Jack Daniel and the unavailability of my plans A to F on this grim day. I then looked up available SPsmin Paddington as I was on Oxford street. I somehow decided to pick Barbican as I wanted a bj from a big lipped WG. I called Barbican, we confirmed a 15 minute session so as she sent thr postcode to my low tech punting phone, I set off for Paddington.

WG: Big busty bbw with fake lips and a humongous ass.
AW links: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Date: sometime last week

Location: A grim corner of Paddington

Fee/duration: £80/30 minutes

Once I got to Barbie’s dodgy looking area, she gave me the building name Andy flat number. Once I arrived, I should have walked however I didn’t.

I handed over the cash disrobed and got an OW to kick things off. Then I got Barrie to ride me and mercifully I came in 15 minutes.

Would I return: Never - I’ll have to be paid to return.

Is Barrie recommended - definitely not!
 

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* what the fuck made me.

Apologies UKPers, the punt was for 30 minutes. I was there for perhaps 20 minutes.

Online Colston36

* what the fuck made me.

Apologies UKPers, the punt was for 30 minutes. I was there for perhaps 20 minutes.

Besides that it was no good what exactly was wrong?

Offline jayreal

honestly shes terrible, probably the worst punt of my life so i didn't even bother to review, such a shame as I love girls built like her!

Offline bugsy

Besides that it was no good what exactly was wrong?

She’s much bigger than the photos show (again I blame Jack Daniel)

Despite being in Paddington, her neighbourhood looked very dodgy, she didn’t let me touch her tits, and behaved as if she’s too good to be a SP and was very talkative.

She asked “what cologne are you using”. I used Herrera 212 vip that morning  and told her so only for her to say “I have about 50 bottles of perfume, all very expensive”.  I said good for her. Then wenton to chatterbox mode about how she is meticulous about money, writing how much she has in a notebook etc and that it’s her star sign that makes he so  :wackogirl:


Offline last_days_of_logan

honestly shes terrible, probably the worst punt of my life so i didn't even bother to review, such a shame as I love girls built like her!

Your reasoning for not reviewing and sparing people this WG is actually quite antagonising/piss taking

Offline rockharders

honestly shes terrible, probably the worst punt of my life so i didn't even bother to review, such a shame as I love girls built like her!

why didnt u write a review then or are you just here to leech?

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

I was just looking through the photos on her profile and I've just recognised who she is. I saw her about 6 years ago in Walthamstow. Wow, she's got big! And those lips look ridiculous now!

I remember I had one of those nightmare punts when I came inside her and then when I pulled out I noticed the condom had split!! FFS!! :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: November 16, 2021, 08:46:21 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »

Offline bugsy

I was just looking through the photos on her profile and I've just recognised who she is. I saw her about 6 years ago in Walthamstow. Wow, she's got big! And those lips look ridiculous now!

I remember I had one of those nightmare punts when I came inside her and then when I pulled out I noticed the condom had split!! FFS!! :thumbsdown:

Wow that’d have been a fright. She was easily the worst SP I’ve seen that if she paid me I wouldn’t go near her again  :mad:

Offline JackSaint

Then I got Barrie to ride me and mercifully I came in 15 minutes.

Bugsy, mate, to top it all this dude Barrie rode you, was it the fella from Eastenders with the horrific singing voice?  :D

Offline bugsy

Bugsy, mate, to top it all this dude Barrie rode you, was it the fella from Eastenders with the horrific singing voice?  :D

No Jack he got Barrie to ride him  :D :lol:

Offline bugsy

No Jack he got Barrie to ride him  :D :lol:

Predictive text changed Barbie to Barrie - that’s how shit the punt was    :crazy:

Offline jordan452

My punting options are slim atm, but she’s sounds like one to avoid.

Offline tony22

What's a plan H then? Reload mate, plenty more to try.