Not punted for the best part of 4 years due to ill health and then having to isolate through COVID I decided to dip my toe in the water and was sorely disappointed .
Venue . Thai massage shop in Frizinghall Bradford
Fee £40 on the door for a traditional Thai massage for one hour . £50 wasted money for the extras !
Girl . Dumpy thing not sure of her age possibly called Kim .
Services . Crap massage / B2B and a unhappy ending .
I rang to make an appointment with the mamasan and told come anytime . The premises are on the main Bradford road and it’s quite difficult to be unobtrusive .
Fee paid only one girl on offer ,a dumpy thing decent sized chest but a fairly poor complexion . Shown into the room which was fit for purpose .
Then commenced a lacklustre massage , not really sure she had any idea . After about 10 minutes told to flip over and asked did I want any extras . B2B and hand relief on offer for £60 with her naked , bartered badly and got it down to £50 . What followed was absolute shite , not allowed to touch really not much contact and then lots of oil and made every effort to strangle mini me .
I kept thinking I wish this was over as she was going to inflict permanent damage and gladly gave up . All in all I was there 40 minutes . £90 lighter and a wank with my left hand would have been more beneficial .
So my reintroduction to the punting world was a complete disaster. Would I go there again ? No way .
