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I came 167 miles for this lol.
So I was keeping my eye out for London girls and I saw a girl named English Mollie from her pictures she looks incredible. I saw she was leaving the game so I decided I had to see her before she left and retired. I decided to come to London for the first time ever not to see big Ben or the Queen but to see English Mollie lol.
So the meet was £250 for 1h.
So we started off talking she seemed very happy and friendly and then we started the meet. So I tend to not kiss girls on the lips first I always wait for them to make the first move just so you don't get that awkward don't kiss me moment. I always kiss girls on her neck to see how they react and then slowly move my way across to her lips.
So she leans in for a kiss and it was a quick peck I tried putting passion into it but she immediately stopped me. In this moment I knew shit she doesn't find me attractive this is going to be bad. So I then grabbed her boobs very lightly and she was pushing my hand away and telling me your squeezing to hard. In my head I'm like I knew it from the kiss she was going to be terrible.
So then I asked her if I could lick her nipples she said yes so as I was about to lick them I saw a hair on her nipples I thought no big deal. I tried removing the hair but hang on that's not just some random hair on her boobs
That's her nipple hair lol
As I got a better look their were actually quite alot of hairs and these were long and thick. It really surprised me but it was definitely awkward when I was pulling her nipple hair lol.
So I then asked if I could finger her she said no but told me to lick her feet. I was like okay I have never done this before but I am willing to try new things. So I did it and she was playing with her dildo and she was actually getting turned on by this. I was thinking this sucks so bad I have some girls foot in my mouth and it's really not doing anything for me.
She then tells me to lick her pussy so I began licking her pussy and she immediately was stopping me and telling me your not doing it right I asked if I could spit on it but she said no. She said your beard is prickling me this I find weird as I don't have a beard I'm clean shaven lol I shaved before I went. In my head I'm like wow I have licked alot of vagina and I have never had a girl complain about my technique. So I only got to lick her pussy for about 30 seconds.
This really pissed me off.
So then we moved to owo it was an okay blowjob 6/10. She never looked me into my eyes when blowing which was disappointing. I asked her if she likes to lick balls she said no. She blew me for about 3 minutes and then reaches for the condom normally I would be quite disappointed when this happens so soon but I was ready to leave so I was like let's get this over with so I can go back home. So we did doggy her ass not very big I was not feeling it at all the girl has already annoyed the hell out of me so I banged her In doggy for about 2 minutes and then she was like switch positions.
So she turns over ready for missionary and I just straight tell her we don't have Chemistry. She had no idea what I was talking about and told me I thought we were having a great time. so I explain the best I could and she got really offended lol. She was like your comparing me to every other girl you see and how you have a better time with them. She then says I'm sorry you don't find me attractive. I'm a very honest person and I will say how I feel in the moment and I was really not enjoying it.
I felt like I had to tell her look sexually we aren't vibbing and because of it I can't be my regual naughty self because you won't let me. So then moved back to owo and I was ready to get out of their so I cummed in her mouth and then she ran into the bathroom to spit it out. She told me to go into the shower and to leave my stuff in the room.
So I locked the door and I went for a shower end punt right.
Wait a Fucking minute their is more to this story lol.
So as I was taking my shower I was like WTF am I doing in London I came all this way for this. I have had better experiences in massage parlours I know if I pay £45 at some places I'm getting a super hot girl and a really good time.
So as I was showering I see someone messing with the door handle I'm like what's going on here. She literally opens a lock door kicks it opens and throws all my clothes on the bathroom floor. She even came back because she forgot to throw my socks in the bathroom lol.
I'm like WTF why would you do that the fact that she touched My stuff for me is a huge invasion of space. She even grabbed my backpack and threw it into the bathroom lol. And I was totally caught of guard as I was concentrating on my shower and I never thought anything like this would ever happen. She told me my things were safe in her room clearly not.
I felt it was a very dirty thing to do and I have never felt more disrespected in my whole life. I would never touch another person belonging in a punt and I definitely feel she did me dirty. She should be happy I gave her £250 and she didn't have to do anything.
I'm still in shock that she did this wow.
Another thing I'm thinking how did she open a locked door lol. I always double check to see if the bathroom door is locked whenever I go to the bathroom.
I definitely damaged her ego but I feel like I have to tell girls how it is I can't be fake. I think I know what made her go pyscho on me it was after we did doggy I told her I didn't really like it which was true but it was only because I was already not enjoying the punt. Plus I travelled so far to get here and I had high expectations in my head off all the things we were going to do.
I'm like the Simon Cowell of punting I have to be honest.
Overall she is retiring from escorting but I definitely know she will never forget me lol. What I have learned from my trip to London is never see a girl from Essex. I do plan on coming back to london I have girls on my bang list hopefully I can get some good ones.
Ps I had more fun talking to a london cabbie then seeing this girl. He did ask me why are you in London for only 2 hours lol. I can't tell him my secret anyway that's all from me.
Also the only part of London I saw was the train station and this girls apartment lol at least I have a funny story to tell.
