Nikolia- via diva. Earl’s Court/West Brompton

[golden bull]

Booked at short notice, didn’t plan on a punt but needed to let off some steam.
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Location: 5-7 minutes walk from Earl’s Court tube, studio flat with bed and kitchenette and separate WC/ bathroom, nothing luxurious or special but adequate for the deed.

Nikolia: It is what it is, £200/ hr isn’t going to get you a stunner on agency rota nowadays. Looks like selfie but age wise I’d put her around 30ish. Gnd pretty, bit of a duck lips, nice slim tidy body, not the smoothest of skin and not the best boob job I’ve seen.
Her nipples seems a bit off but she is friendly.
Laughter a bit off putting as it’s loud and haughty.

Arrived, fees exchanged and shower in that order. Came out and straight into a bit of groping. Dfk on offer, strong tongue action but not very sensual.
Owo was ok, too much hands in the beginning so removed them and after a few times she got the drift and went hands free which made the experience feel better. Not the deepest bj so has room for improvement.
R/o on offer but she tasted a little bitter which made me think she didn’t wash herself properly between clients.
First round took her in mish and finished in that position. She helped clean me up and cuddled intra round.
Gave her a massage which she appreciated before round 2. More owo but couldn’t get fully hard as I didn’t pop a bluey beforehand and woody is not cooperating.
So had her suck me off and mutual wanking until nearly time, she was playing with my balls and herself.

Pleasant girl, willing to please and do what I asked so this is a weak neutral given all the other caveats.

Apologies for the rushed review as my battery is about to die.

[massagepuntingfan]

Thanks for the review GB. Its a sad state of affairs that £200 will likely get you/us the more average looking/average SPs from Diva. Inflation and the willingness of punters to regularly pay previously unheard of amounts on UKP has left this agency as more of a forum curiosity in my eyes.

[golden bull]

Thanks for the review GB. Its a sad state of affairs that £200 will likely get you/us the more average looking/average SPs from Diva. Inflation and the willingness of punters to regularly pay previously unheard of amounts on UKP has left this agency as more of a forum curiosity in my eyes.

This agency and all the others I’m afraid…. They’re all charging inflated prices and AW is lacking in quality thanks to the B word and the managers are taking advantage of the situation.

[bedhedred]

If it is a weak neutral, you might want the mods to alter the green rating.

At £200 per hour there are only negatives and positives in my view. Where does neutral come into it when you're shelling out that kind of money?

[golden bull]

If it is a weak neutral, you might want the mods to alter the green rating.

At £200 per hour there are only negatives and positives in my view. Where does neutral come into it when you're shelling out that kind of money?

Haha 😂 thanks for flagging that up, I meant weak positive. I was rushing with the review hence the mistake.
She got a Green light from me because she was willing and put in an effort and didn’t have any attitude even when I was flagging towards the end. Some SPs would start tutting or trying to rush you but she was happy to carry on and didn’t give any signals to end proceedings.

[bonapati]

If it is a weak neutral, you might want the mods to alter the green rating.

At £200 per hour there are only negatives and positives in my view. Where does neutral come into it when you're shelling out that kind of money?

Wise Words of a veteran!

[bedhedred]

Haha 😂 thanks for flagging that up, I meant weak positive. I was rushing with the review hence the mistake.
She got a Green light from me because she was willing and put in an effort and didn’t have any attitude even when I was flagging towards the end. Some SPs would start tutting or trying to rush you but she was happy to carry on and didn’t give any signals to end proceedings.

That's an important qualification to the review. I'd probably have given a weak positive, but I refuse to go above 140/hour. I've only done that 3 or 4 times.

I'd pay 150 to see Veronica XO again.
160 Lucy Mayer was worth it for sure.
150 X NAUGHTY DIANE X was so so.
200 Ammie at Diva - she did all the tutting and impatient behaviour when I didn't bust at minute 40.