'Good morning Richard'
Dick Brain......'zzzzzzzz'
'Come along old pal, we're off to exotic Crewe for a lovely legit massage'
Dick Brain.......'Boring zzzz'
'Well I've told everyone that because I'm knackered I'm only going for legit massage now'
Dick Brain.......'Bollocks!'
'Those lovely chaps on ukp have given me a list of nice massage places, as I've announced my retirement from punting'
Dick Brain.......'Who are you trying to kid, you big girl's blouse, you're forgetting I've known you for over 80 years!'
'Well we're off to The Royal Orchid in Crewe. You remember it?'
Dick Brain......'Of course I do. I always get a little tickle during the massage there don't I?'
'Well it's just for relaxation this time'
Dick Brain.......'Just put your cock ring in your back pocket just in case!'
'Well I've paid my £45 for the hour to the nice young lady. I think her name was Wah Wah'
Dick Brain.......'It's Way Way, you deaf bastard!'
'Shall I leave my Y fronts on?'
Dick Brain.......'Youre kiddin' right?
'What a lovely massage....this is the life!'
Dick Brain.........'She's just touched my bell end....(glad I put half a tablet in his porridge now!')
'It's time to turn over, and I think she just whispered in my ear?'
Dick Brain.........'Yes you deaf ol'codger! She's got her hand on my bollocks and says it's £20 to give me a treat!'
'Oh, alright then, but I'm supposed to be retired from punting'
Dick Brain..........'Well maybe one more time........ooo she's actually using her lovely long nails to scratch my balls'
'Yes, By Jove!.... she's doing the same thing to my nipples.'
Dick Brain..........'This young lady certainly knows what she's doing. This is the nicest time I've had for a while'
'Oooh Aaah!'
Dick Brain......'Aaah Oooh!'
Hidden Image/Members Only'Ah how lovely. And now she's giving me a lovely head and face massage.'
Dick Brain.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
External Link/Members Onlyps....Dick Brain wanted to take Wah Wah? home with us. Very pretty slim young lady. Excellent massage, VG handjob technique... recommend.
