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Author Topic: when can you write a review? Don't want to get banned so whats the rules?  (Read 4093 times)

addicted

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Booked an outcall for this morning.  Like to try my 1st review but don't want to break any rules and get banned before i get started.  Seen lots of names with banned under them so assume they have committed some sin. Provided i don't tout / advertise/ promote or spam can i submit a report on this outcall??

addict

cockneybstrd

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Yes of course you can post a review


If you're her Kevin or Winston et al. Do expect to be called out on it.

potato

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I think as you only registered 4 days ago then you will possibly be viewed with a little bit of suspicion by some members.  It is easy to register as a "punter", join in a few threads to look genuine but have an ulterior motive of trying to promote / tout a girl.  Many have tried it before so don't be surprised at the reaction to leaving a review if it is a glowing one.  UKP has many enemies as it gains pace as the only site that puts punters first - so there are plenty out there that want to disrupt it or try to be clever.

So by all means post a review but keep it accurate and non "flowery" and don't defend it like you are the next white knight!

Offline herbie007

Yes of course you can post a review


If you're her Kevin or Winston et al. Do expect to be called out on it.

Or Sergi  :D

Offline CBPaul

By all means post a review, it may be best to look at some to get an idea of the things to put in it as well.

New genuine punters are welcome and we need as many contributions as possible regarding prossie experiences. As has been pointed out though, as a new member you may be received with some scepticism to start with but that's due to the trolls, touts and general dick heads we have the displeasure of. Many of them end up with the 'banned' tag so enough  :D

Offline Jimmyredcab

New members can post reviews but most of us will treat those reviews with caution, be careful with the wording, don't say stupid things like "treat her well".     :hi:

fredpunter

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But remember not to include any explicit details as they should stay private between you and the prossies  :kissgirl:

Offline threechilliman

But remember not to include any explicit details as they should stay private between you and the prossies  :kissgirl:

Agreed. I never put much detail in mine.

Seriously though, it may be better to do a few punts first to give you some reference points. My first has turned out to be one of my best, but I didn't know that at the time. I didn't post a review of it for about 6 weeks

tcm

Offline bigjim

hello, i am quite new on here but have been punting for over 20yrs  :yahoo:

i like you was concernrd about doing any reviews but felt it only fair that i did one so my first one is just bare facts

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32187.0

good luck and happy punting

BJim

Offline smiths

Booked an outcall for this morning.  Like to try my 1st review but don't want to break any rules and get banned before i get started.  Seen lots of names with banned under them so assume they have committed some sin. Provided i don't tout / advertise/ promote or spam can i submit a report on this outcall??

addict

You can write a review at anytime you wish. IF you are a genuine punter you are very welcome, if it transpires your not you WILL get outed as touts and pimps are too thick to fool all of us on here for long.

My advice is give details that will be helpful to other punters, did the WG look like her pictures, what was her size, age approx, services offered, nationality, attitude like and at what rate and remember to post a link to her profile or site with your review so punters know exactly who you are reviewing.

yorkshire123

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Good luck with your punt & first review.   :thumbsup:

Just be yourself & write what you feel & be prepared to accept a little criticism or general negative comments, most of which will be healthy banter. for example, she's too fat/thin, ugly fucker, cost too much or the old favourite by one of the longer serving members, shit pictures or Romanian what did you expect.
Also don't forget to add a link within your review please.

Lets just hope that the activity your addicted to isn't joining UKP after a previous ban as wanker of the week is still live & kicking  ;)
 

pokenn

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Booked an outcall for this morning.  Like to try my 1st review but don't want to break any rules and get banned before i get started.  Seen lots of names with banned under them so assume they have committed some sin. Provided i don't tout / advertise/ promote or spam can i submit a report on this outcall??

addict

Post the review. Just one word of advice. Give it a couple of days so you can view things without the post-punt buzz.

Offline nomeansno

Post the review just make sure you follow all of the UKP rules -

1) Any mention of money must be referred to as "donations"

2) "Prostitute" or "Whore" are not acceptable terms. Try using "Courtesan" or "Goddess" instead.

3) Tell us all we need to know about her intellect and personaility, we are all very interested.

4) No details of a sordid, sexual nature please. A gentleman never tells.

5) Always ensure that you end your review with "Treat her well guys" or something similar.

Failiure to comply with any of these rules will result in an immediate lifetime ban.

Online wristjob

Too many piss taking answers that aren't obviously funny and probably don't help.

You are new so if you write a bit of flowery poetry you will get the piss ripped. Other good advice on this thread is leave it a couple of days, and if it's your first punt and you plan on going again then leave posting it til you've seen another girlm or mention it's your first punt.

This guy only posted his first review this week and he has 4 already (and less posts than you). The are all very matter of fact, they are getting better (he missed the link off the first 2) - no reason whatsoever to be suspicious or take the piss or ban him.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=19367

OldAdmin

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Just don't post something like this new member did 4 mins ago otherwise it'll get deleted and banned:

I saw Jenna_xox (aw) recently and she is absolutely flawless. She is genuinely a size 6/8 but her boobs and ars are unreal!
Facially wise omg I have never seen such seductive eyes and voluptuous lips,  she enjoyed every minute of my company as did I with her!

I was offered a glass of water or vino upon arrival as she answered the door dressed in a naughty little black corset and tight PVC hot pants. She had a silky short nightgown open and huge heels.. Very sexy indeed..
She never once clock watched and made me feel at ease straight away as her looks we're making me a little nervous (Lucy pinder lookalike) I was godsmacked!

She has a beautiful soft voice with that amazing accent!
A perfect GFE experience was had, plenty of DFK and best balls beep BJ I've ever had.

The whole 90 mins was just perfect..

I suggest you guys book early as she is very popular on AW and offers duos too which I've yet to sample... Believe me guys I'll be booking that next
11/10 simply gorgeous!

Only problem was she had another appointment 20mins after me so I couldn't extend.
A definite recommendation!    :rose:

cockneybstrd

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Only a bird would put that fucking smiley in  :rose:

What a stupid cunt

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Just don't post something like this new member did 4 mins ago otherwise it'll get deleted and banned:

you refer to jason87 and he is not in the member list, looks like both deleted AND banned?

OldAdmin

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you refer to jason87 and he is not in the member list, looks like both deleted AND banned?

Yes was banned as well. Around 40-60 are banned every month for similar trash "reviews".

Offline Daffodil

I think my first ever post here was a review. It won't surprise some to hear that it was a negative.

Few members here will take a brand new poster's first review very seriously, but that's because trust needs to be earned. Post reviews as and when you see fit. If you're a bullshit merchant you will be found out and the girls you tout will be discredited. If you're genuine then welcome and enjoy your time here  :drinks:

As others have said, keep it factual. Tell us if she looks like her pictures, if her stated age seems accurate, and what services she offered. Everything else is fluffy bollocks  :hi:

Offline Daffodil

New members can post reviews but most of us will treat those reviews with caution, be careful with the wording, don't say stupid things like "treat her well".     :hi:

Or, "treat her with respect"

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 :D

new_punter

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Is there a cut-off point for reviews, as in when we saw the WG?  So no good if its say six months ago or something....

OldAdmin

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Is there a cut-off point for reviews, as in when we saw the WG?  So no good if its say six months ago or something....

In terms of site rules, there isn't any restriction, it's up to the person to decide.

new_punter

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In terms of site rules, there isn't any restriction, it's up to the person to decide.

Thanks O' Mighty Admin for speedy reply.

vorian

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Best thing imo is to read some reviews made by established members to get a feel of the sort of thing to point out.

rogerc23

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New members can post reviews but most of us will treat those reviews with caution, be careful with the wording, don't say stupid things like "treat her well".     :hi:
That line always makes me chuckle in awork field reports,the biggest load of nonsense for me though is reviews which say "the details of what happened will stay between us" or  words to that effect, do these people think they are making love to their girlfriend and not banging an escort?

Offline smiths

That line always makes me chuckle in awork field reports,the biggest load of nonsense for me though is reviews which say "the details of what happened will stay between us" or  words to that effect, do these people think they are making love to their girlfriend and not banging an escort?

Assuming they are actually genuine punters some have said they arent doing the review for other punters, but as a thank you to the WG.

Online wristjob

That line always makes me chuckle in awork field reports,the biggest load of nonsense for me though is reviews which say "the details of what happened will stay between us" or  words to that effect, do these people think they are making love to their girlfriend and not banging an escort?

I think mostly it's like Daff says. She might be the most beautiful girl you ever saw - but does she look like the pictures, how old is she, did she do what she advertised, did she do it well. How much did she actually charge - any extras.

Sure dress it up, make it readable but if you don't put the basics in there's no point. .

Jason

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There are no specific rules other than those against touting and fake reviews. However there are “rules” of how to write a proper/useful review. You can have look at the reviews section and adopt a style/format that you find good or you may develop your own if you wish.

Anyway here is a brief guide:
1. You write a review in order to inform other punters about a WG but not in order to “promote” the girl because you think “she deserves it”. This is the most common mistake and there is nothing worse than a punter who assumes the role of a prostitute’s forum pimp.
2. Keep it balanced. Don’t use too many superlatives all the time but adopt a more critical-distant view. You may praise the girl but don't overdo it. Don't try to convince us to see the girl.
3. Don't end your report with “treat her well” and do not use ultra-fluffy soft porn descriptions like this review. Remember you can be as fluffy as you wish DURING the meeting. But by the time the meeting ends you should quickly return to reality and remind yourself that this is just an illusion that you PAID to experience. The WG just wants your money ONLY. Anything you say suggesting you are deluded will be greeted with ridicule.
4. Do not boost about yourself in a review (your big cock, your “Cristiano Ronaldo” looks (as the stupid "PrinceofLDN" did here), your fit body, that the prossie told you that you’re handsome, your luxurious car like External Link/Members Only, your martial arts and cage-fighting skills, etc).
5. Write your review having the punter in mind. Answer the questions that you would want to typically ask about a girl that you are interested to meet for first time: (i) whether her pictures are authentic and accurate, (ii) what is her attitude during the meeting, (iii) whether her place is safe, discreet, clean etc (iv) whether she clock-watches or not, (v) whether she is rushing you or not, (vi) whether she provides all the listed services or she tries to avoid them, etc
6. Don't hide things that may put people off. You may downplay them if they didn't bother you but you must mention them. For example personally I don't care much about CIM so if it’s not offered I don’t see it as a negative. But I will anyway mention it as for others the presence/absence of this service may be decisive. Similarly for the appearance (having tattoos, piercings, saggy tits, full waist, some belly, stretch-marks etc), being smoker, speaking only very basic English, etc
7. Keep your review informative and detailed but also concise/condensed and interesting to read. Good practice is to use titles/sub-headings etc as if it is one continuous too long paragraph people get bored to read it.

There are many other points such as consistency etc but I think the above are the most important.

Roland D Hay

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And my personal pet hate... Don't forget to mention the fact that she has fake tits if the WG is trying to kid all that she is 'naturally' busty.

Online wristjob

And my personal pet hate... Don't forget to mention the fact that she has fake tits if the WG is trying to kid all that she is 'naturally' busty.


Damn right - that's exactly the sort of thing that matters.

I've learnt something today - I didn't realise reviews got pulled or members got banned for writing crap - never even occurred to me. Interesting thing is a guy with 15 posts knew that - perhaps it happened to him in a past life?

OldAdmin

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Booked an outcall for this morning.  Like to try my 1st review but don't want to break any rules and get banned before i get started.  Seen lots of names with banned under them so assume they have committed some sin. Provided i don't tout / advertise/ promote or spam can i submit a report on this outcall??

addict

Nice try but you didn't fool me.
Review deleted.
This must now be your 7th banning.

Offline smiths

You can write a review at anytime you wish. IF you are a genuine punter you are very welcome, if it transpires your not you WILL get outed as touts and pimps are too thick to fool all of us on here for long.

My advice is give details that will be helpful to other punters, did the WG look like her pictures, what was her size, age approx, services offered, nationality, attitude like and at what rate and remember to post a link to her profile or site with your review so punters know exactly who you are reviewing.

And you werent smart enough to fool admin, you thick prick.

yorkshire123

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Nice try but you didn't fool me.
Review deleted.
This must now be your 7th banning.

Looks like his addiction was what i predicted, sad fucker  :unknown:

Lets just hope that the activity your addicted to isn't joining UKP after a previous ban as wanker of the week is still live & kicking  ;)

Bloody hell admin your certainly earning your ?????? today  :thumbsup:

new_punter

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Looks like his addiction was what i predicted, sad fucker  :unknown:

Bloody hell admin your certainly earning your ?????? today  :thumbsup:

Seems to be a lot of moved threads today.

Offline PuntingPete

Nice try but you didn't fool me.
Review deleted.
This must now be your 7th banning.
Who was it?  :unknown:

OldAdmin

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Who was it?  :unknown:

Some twat who's been trying to flood this site with positive reviews for that "SweetKandiBaby" cow.
There are others trying it as well. She's obviously getting her fluffies to do them after she got a negative review.

vorian

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Some twat who's been trying to flood this site with positive reviews for that "SweetKandiBaby" cow.
There are others trying it as well. She's obviously getting her fluffies to do them after she got a negative review.

Well that backfired spectacularly for her as well.

SirFrank

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What a cunt. Like flies around shit. The irony of the OP to get banned a little later. What a prize cunt

Offline NIK

The 'review' Admin quoted was exactly like ALL the Northern Angels reviews used to be. In other words total bollocks!  :diablo:

As for the op of this thread I was suspicious from the start. Anyone without an agenda wouldn't have asked such a paranoid question.

Offline NIK

What a cunt. Like flies around shit. The irony of the OP to get banned a little later. What a prize cunt

Pity you've run out of room in the 'cunts' thread Sir F!   :D

There are just too many cunts!  :lol:

Offline PuntingPete

Some twat who's been trying to flood this site with positive reviews for that "SweetKandiBaby" cow.
There are others trying it as well. She's obviously getting her fluffies to do them after she got a negative review.
I only asked because I thought maybe it was Sir Philip who got banned a couple of months ago. I knew who 'addicted' was going to review, as you say SKB - because he mentioned in the South Wales section that he was going to see her.

I should add I have given her a positive review since her negative one but can assure you it was a genuine review, as are my others  :hi:
« Last Edit: June 22, 2014, 10:15:54 pm by PuntingPete »

Offline ledley

I must admit I have learnt a lot from this thread because at times I can be too complimentary of a WG (because I fu*king love young oriental girls) but I will bare a lot of this in mind in future.

As for 'addicted' and that wanka who posted about the 'Lucy Pinder lookalike', (despite this being an online forum) I am cringing to extreme levels.  :vomit: :dash:

bullshit reviews like this are why I generally stick to asian shops (as a main preference), girl changes every week, cheap and they probably don't even know this site exists.