External Link/Members OnlyKnew I'd be writing a negative for this as soon as I saw the ad, but curiosity and a 2 month punting gap got the better of me. Decided to TOFTT.
Comms: via text. No response for 24h, then a 'working tomorrow'. Reasonably responsive thereafter.
Location: flat in Saltcoats.
The meet: booked for 15min (lunchbreak) at a very steep £60. The very attractive and tolerable service Janine6969 is £70 for 30mins which sets the VFM bar for me. Awkward for me to travel even as far as Paisley these days though, so 'fuck it' thinks I.
Texted to say I had arrived, she called, and as an opening gambit says 'gonnae get me 4 cans a dragon soup and a boatil o'vodka oot the money?' Sounds weegie rather than Ayrshire, but the whiny ned accent transcends linguistic boundaries so who knows?
"No, I'm on a lunch break'
'you're pishing in the hole man, but come oan up' she says. No, me neither. Well, at least I know the substance you've wrecked your life with isn't the skag. Up I go, she opens the door in a red gown. Face reminds me of Little Mo from eastenders 15years ago, so no stunner. She talks pish and shoos a cat off the unmade bed. Drops the gown to reveal a surprisingly good body with very pert tits. Naked except for her offender's ankle tag...i kid you not. My guess is persistent shoplifting of booze or exchangable goods. Straight on a with a thick bag for covered oral. Pretty decent, my whole dick was disappearing down her throat. Then to doggy, 2 mins in her phone alarm goes off - 'that's you goat two minutes left'. My arse, I've been in for less than 10. Took it as a cue to pound her as hard as possible for 2 minutes and filled the bag. To be fair, she took it without a murmur.
Much as I like a bit of sleaze, I won't be back.
