Author Topic: Brooke - Exclusive Girlfriends Woking  (Read 2353 times)

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Tired of the crap punts from AW I decided to try out my old haunt. Venue, a flat in centre of Woking (a far cry from the nice houses in the past). Booked first appointment of the day as I usually do. I need the girl to be spotlessly clean and fresh. £100 for 30 mins. Top rates so expectations should be high.

No maid (which is unusual). Brooke was not ready and neither had she showered or made any effort to look attractive. No make-up. I don't even think the had brushed her hair. She is bigger than her photo's - probably a size 12. Too big for me - I prefer slim and petite. Ushers me into the room and takes the paper notes, which is all they are interested in anyway. She just seemed totally distracted and disinterested from the beginning.

Onto the bed and she starts playing with my cock. I suck her nipples and start playing with her pussy. She was already wet but would not let me finger her. For the rate I paid I expect to finger. No kissing either (not that I wanted to with her). After a few minutes I knew this was a bad decision. Sat on the edge of the bed and got her to give me a BJ with her kneeling on the floor so I could see her mango in the mirror. I got bored very quickly as there was zero attraction or connection.

Told her to cover me up.  Banged her in doggy for a few minutes. That unwashed pussy smell started drifting upwards - huge turn off. Told her to ride me CG to give my nose a break. Rode me a bit but there was no fucking way I was going to shoot. I also love RO but there was no fucking way I was going down there either. By then I just wanted to get the fuck out. Decided to cut my losses and get a quick hand job.

I think I was out in 20 minutes, cursing that I had wasted £100.

Would I return? - not even if she was the last chick left on earth.



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« Last Edit: September 29, 2021, 12:08:48 pm by JoShields »

Online GoldenB

That’s some poor run you’re on - 8 reviews and yet to score 1 positive !!

I’m assuming other EG providers have been ok previously ? I saw Neena twice and thought she was good but unfortunately been off the roster for some time now…

Online JoShields

Lol - I am hard to please.

Yes seen most of them since they were in Gibbet Lane, Camberley.

Lara and Louise were the stand outs. Lara fucked the brains out of both my heads - wish she would come back  :lol:
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Offline Laudanum

I wish Victoria from EG would come back.

Offline CharliePepp

do they still have the place near McClaren?
I used to get service here - Lucy was very good
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Offline the_patient_wolf

Sadly, EG is drifting into their final days. The glory days of the great houses in Woking are long gone. Lucy remains a lone shining light but she must be considering retirement.

Agree with you about Brooke. Awful. I saw her about 18 months ago.  I wasn't a member then or my review would have saved you £100.

Offline Private Parts

In the good ol’ days Tiffany floated my occasional boat (punt) 2010 2013
Sadly the years have been cruel to this bunch.
I think Lucy has ‘survived’ , there’s no replacement for quality.
Just hope that those who were saving for a better life were able to.
There were some sincere girls working as well as the chancers.
We lived and learnt!
 :hi:
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They got robbed at Gibbet Lane, Camberley. Made a booking before I knew about it. Pitched up assuming they were still there. Knocked a few times - no answer. Then I saw a cop car driving up and down a few times looking at me. Managed to get to their new place in Ascot in time but I was a bit unnerved by then :scare:
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Offline ALA69

I think they are all past their sell by date. Even Lucy has been around forever, she is almost 50 years old by my reckoning. Been working well over 20 years. Lara was great but crazy with it, and Vicky was good too, but she has had a baby I believe.

Offline brian1123

I have been to this establishment in various locations over the years and saw Lucy at the Ottershaw place a few years ago who was very good. It seems they have scaled back on the grand venues of old and like many places they just can't find good sp's.

There used to be another tall English lady called Katherine who used to work at the establishments she was very good too but I think she probably retired a few years ago. 

Offline the_patient_wolf

Katherine - there is a name from the past. A legend.

Offline MrMatrix

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What a fucking awful meeting OP. Thanks for the review and yes she deserves a shit review when you pay top dollar for these services. EG knows about this site and I hope they get rid of her.  :thumbsdown:
Bad luck and better luck next time.

Too bad Annabell isnt there any more - bloomin awsome she was :rose:

Offline Laudanum

I think they are all past their sell by date. Even Lucy has been around forever, she is almost 50 years old by my reckoning. Been working well over 20 years. Lara was great but crazy with it, and Vicky was good too, but she has had a baby I believe.

Victoria has had a baby? That explains why she's no longer working. The best looking escort I've seen.

Offline CharliePepp

it was always a bit hit and miss

Lucy was excellent

Then there was this skinny spanish blond girl who looked very attractive but her fanny was like a badly packed kebab with what looked like tentacles handing out of it, i still have nightmares.


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