MIA__ - Shoreditch

[callumn]

1 hour incall, 200£
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It's a bit of a mixed bag. I was interested in some anal, she has a lot of positive feedback on this site and she looked lovely in the photos.

Venue:
Convenient and spacious.

Appearance:
6/10
When I saw her, I was a little disappointed because the pictures were airbrushed, and I'm guessing she's at least 30 years old.

Meet:
She gives shallow blowjobs, which is not her strong suit. She asked the classic "bum or pussy?" question, I spent 5 minutes in her bum, and she said "cum for me" after making weird faces. She clearly didn't like it, and my size made it uncomfortable for her. It wasn't all her fault. I left after 20 minutes, despite the fact that she was extremely pleasant and accommodating.

She makes nice small talk, isn't awkward, and is a good provider, but I wouldn't recommend her for well-endowed men.

[alabama1]

Thanks for the review. I must say mate, you have very high standards. The first "positive" girl you review, i am down there like a rat up a drainpipe to see her. 

[callumn]

You may be correct, but when I pay £200 to meet someone for an hour, I expect the meeting to be great. In comparison to the other girls I did not pay explicitly, my punting career has been very underwhelming so far. 

[Global_Punter]

You may be correct, but when I pay £200 to meet someone for an hour, I expect the meeting to be great. In comparison to the other girls I did not pay explicitly, my punting career has been very underwhelming so far. 

I agree, a lot of punters never think VFM and sometimes it may seem as though because the last post or review you read was great you have to do the same ( if they all describe an SP as stunning and you thing otherwise then speak / review your truth )

 

[Yankee41]

You must be hung like a horse for her not to be able to handle you.  Im quite large and ive pounded her ass in every possible way for hours without an issue and she can almost dt me.  I find her to be stunning as well but thats subjective i guess.  For 200ph i think she is well worth it.

[I Love Brazilians]

I have to agree with Yankee41!

Whilst im fairly average in size every meeting of many with Mia of 2 to 4 hours has included anal in just about every position you could dream of and sometimes very hard!

She is stunning to look at, her gallery in the free pictures are all photos as she is and for me its always been just wow when you walk through her door.

But end of the day wouldnt life be dull if we all had the same views!

[bluegene]

I saw her a few weeks ago and have no complaints at all from either looks, attitude or services Mia provides.

[magnetico]

Finally a Neutral.

I'm surprised that none of her reviews are mentioning that she's not gym toned at all, she's pure fat+bones, no muscles.

[Payyourwaymate]

The damage control is incredible.

[centry]

Appearance:
6/10
When I saw her, I was a little disappointed because the pictures were airbrushed, and I'm guessing she's at least 30 years old.

You can definitely tell she looks older than 30 (mid 30's if you ask me).
Was there any kissing in this session?
French kissing/DFK/LFK of any sort?

[Global_Punter]

The damage control is incredible.

  I concur, there's a sort of manipulation reviews tend to have on punters. It's happened to me several times, when you read a review of an SP thats stunning etc - in a nut shell, you make a booking with very high expectations.

Upon writing the review, some folks imagination just gets clouded - they keep repeating the same thing until one punter actually does the needful 😜😜😜

Bit of a copy & paste job.

[callumn]

You can definitely tell she looks older than 30 (mid 30's if you ask me).
Was there any kissing in this session?
French kissing/DFK/LFK of any sort?

She is, indeed, at least 35 years old. I was underwhelmed because she isn't as smooth as she appears in the pictures, and I wouldn't call her stunning, but as previously stated, beauty is highly subjective.

There was no kissing requested or received.

[boardyhell]

have seen her once and if she is thirty five then she looks a lot younger, fit as fuck,late twenties for me at most

[alabama1]

have seen her once and if she is thirty five then she looks a lot younger, fit as fuck,late twenties for me at most

I agree 

[Payyourwaymate]

Why are all of you so determined to undermine this guys review? I swear the treatment "forum darlings" get. Now I see what Ron89 was saying when he said sometimes this place is like AW LOL.

[alabama1]

Why are all of you so determined to undermine this guys review? I swear the treatment "forum darlings" get. Now I see what Ron89 was saying when he said sometimes this place is like AW LOL.

I think its great to get other members opinions on wg's. You can never have too much info. Anything that makes it easier for us to make a decision on a girl is fine by me. 

[Global_Punter]

MIA_.
£150/1hr incall
Town: Liverpool Street, Old Street, Shoreditch
+447931707128 07931707128
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Bet some folks are still reviewing her based on her looks from 2018


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[mynameisjeffp]

Finally a Neutral.

I'm surprised that none of her reviews are mentioning that she's not gym toned at all, she's pure fat+bones, no muscles.

Dunno about that tbh. Think the last part is a little strong really.

I’ve been throwing some iron around with Mia for a while now, she can hold her own that’s for sure. Certainly against some gym regulars I’ve seen. There’s been no P.E.D’s involved much like some other “fitness girls/models”. She’s rocking a sixpack with her obliques showing, for anyone to get those to show is no slouch in my book. So saying nothing but fat and bones is quite disingenuous.

[Maverick1808]

Dunno about that tbh. Think the last part is a little strong really.

I’ve been throwing some iron around with Mia for a while now, she can hold her own that’s for sure. Certainly against some gym regulars I’ve seen. There’s been no P.E.D’s involved much like some other “fitness girls/models”. She’s rocking a sixpack with her obliques showing, for anyone to get those to show is no slouch in my book. So saying nothing but fat and bones is quite disingenuous.

So are you a punter or one of Mia’s friends who frequent the gym with her?

Seems odd to suggest you “throw iron around” with her, it’s almost as if you feel the need to defend whats been said about her. Everybody has their own opinions of whichever WG they meet, but you’ve come in quite strong here to defend her…..

[PilotMan]

So are you a punter or one of Mia’s friends who frequent the gym with her?

Seems odd to suggest you “throw iron around” with her, it’s almost as if you feel the need to defend whats been said about her. Everybody has their own opinions of whichever WG they meet, but you’ve come in quite strong here to defend her…..

6 of his / her last 7 posts / reviews are about this SP, nothing about any other girl.

[mynameisjeffp]

So are you a punter or one of Mia’s friends who frequent the gym with her?

Seems odd to suggest you “throw iron around” with her, it’s almost as if you feel the need to defend whats been said about her. Everybody has their own opinions of whichever WG they meet, but you’ve come in quite strong here to defend her…..

You’re correct on the first part. I visit her from time to time as the funds allow. As well as one other lady for quite some time.

Nope not defending strongly as you say. I’m all open for being objective and showing reason, however, just coming and stating “pure fat and bones” with nothing else constructive is just being derogatory and rude.

[boardyhell]

in fairness to reviewer ,I found her bj shallow and not amazing
bum or pussy was offered but its good to have choices in life
no fat on her,bit too skinny for me but cracking figure
can't criticise her ,personality was sweet but haven't felt the need to travel across London and repeat
thought she was late twenties but possibly older but incredible condition if she is 35
would I recommend ,yes

[charlatan44]

Everyone to their own but why did you leave after 20 minutes? No wonder you didn't feel you got VFM at £10/minutes !!

If she was a munter fair enough but you just need to look at the number of positive reviews to know she is one of the best out there.

I've seen her twice and been extremely happy both times

[hermanmunster]

Finally a Neutral.

I'm surprised that none of her reviews are mentioning that she's not gym toned at all, she's pure fat+bones, no muscles.

It sounds as though you are really bitter about something and determined to post something hurtful. I'm not sure I could post that even if I really disliked someone. When I have met Mia she has seemed so gentle and unassuming and that makes your comment seem very harsh, but obviously your choice.

[Payyourwaymate]

The White Knights are in full force, I hope she gives you guys extra good service for defending her honour  .

[centry]

Don't mind me and my passive-aggressive GIF, we're just passing through.

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[bluegene]

Don't mind me and my passive-aggressive GIF, we're just passing through.

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That is hilarious. At least someone has the sense to stop the flaming.

[Global_Punter]

The White Knights are in full force, I hope she gives you guys extra good service for defending her honour  .

I concur  even on the other site, it's a similar Pattern - there must be some fringe benefits...

[PilotMan]

Don't mind me and my passive-aggressive GIF, we're just passing through.

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Brilliant, can you make it go the other way - instead of backwards 

[PilotMan]

It sounds as though you are really bitter about something and determined to post something hurtful. I'm not sure I could post that even if I really disliked someone. When I have met Mia she has seemed so gentle and unassuming and that makes your comment seem very harsh, but obviously your choice.

If she is fat then her Photoshop skills are awesome


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[PilotMan]

Her photoshop skills can't be that great, she didn't photoshop out the original background on this one very well

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[centry]

Brilliant, can you make it go the other way - instead of backwards 

Unfortunately not, the admins have to 'mod' the BBCode for me to add a direction.
 

[xyfek]

Unfortunately not, the admins have to 'mod' the BBCode for me to add a direction.
 

We can always do this

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[PilotMan]

We can always do this

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LGBT colours as well

[Global_Punter]

Her photoshop skills can't be that great, she didn't photoshop out the original background on this one very well

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Are you pilling pictures from 2018 same as below ? I guess the memories from then hasn't faded 🤬🤬🤬 same as the reviews

I'm also surprised you think ABS can't be photoshopped, there's a ton of fitness athletes that got caught out ie they look nothing like their insta photos or the before and after pictures they use for marketing.



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[centry]

We can always do this

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Inverting certainly is an option. One that I forgot about.

[magnetico]

Nope not defending strongly as you say. I’m all open for being objective and showing reason, however, just coming and stating “pure fat and bones” with nothing else constructive is just being derogatory and rude.

Not one once of muscle in her butt.
When she's laying down, her butt is spreading on her sides, next time you're fucking your princess, take a look.
This is not happening with any girl who's exercising.

[PilotMan]

@Global_Punter

First off, I don’t know why you’re using 🤬🤬 emoji to reply to my comment, you’re getting yourself all flustered over a girl you haven’t punted. What are you so angry about fellah?

You’ve repeated the same drivel twice now and gone on about “memories from 2018”. The description from punters regarding her physique are all based on 2021 visits.

Secondly you seem to have either misunderstood or deliberately twisted my two picture posts, I didn’t say abs “can’t be photoshopped” they’re your words. Underneath my first picture I said  “If she is fat, then her Photoshop skills are awesome”

The second picture I posted has been poorly photoshopped. Logic would prevail that the requisite photoshop skills were NOT present and accordingly the first picture wouldn’t have been photoshopped.

@magnetico
You seem to be relishing the fact that someone has given her a neutral "finally a neutral". Given your most recent vociferous comments, why was it that you didn’t give her a neutral rating on your review?

Lastly, before you start throwing around your White Knight claims, I haven’t punted her, so have no axe to grind.

[Global_Punter]

@Global_Punter

First off, I don’t know why you’re using 🤬🤬 emoji to reply to my comment, you’re getting yourself all flustered over a girl you haven’t punted. What are you so angry about fellah?

You’ve repeated the same drivel twice now and gone on about “memories from 2018”. The description from punters regarding her physique are all based on 2021 visits.

Secondly you seem to have either misunderstood or deliberately twisted my two picture posts, I didn’t say abs “can’t be photoshopped” they’re your words. Underneath my first picture I said  “If she is fat, then her Photoshop skills are awesome”

The second picture I posted has been poorly photoshopped. Logic would prevail that the requisite photoshop skills were NOT present and accordingly the first picture wouldn’t have been photoshopped.

@magnetico
You seem to be relishing the fact that someone has given her a neutral "finally a neutral". Given your most recent vociferous comments, why was it that you didn’t give her a neutral rating on your review?

Lastly, before you start throwing around your White Knight claims, I haven’t punted her, so have no axe to grind.

If you haven't punted her, why are you so sure of your responses in her defence - are you running of emotions or being sympathetic to her.

Just by looking at some of her pictures I can tell there's some transformation either by photoshop editing or she may not look the same as she did in 2018.

As someone that frequents FKK I'll very much like for UK folks to get quality service and not be mislead by a few punters doing copy & paste reviews that's my 2p I've got nothing against her or her Knights.

[alabama1]

I saw her in May this year (reviewed). Because of location i may never see her again, but after viewing her AW profile the person that met me at the door in Shoreditch did not disappoint in either appearance, attitude, or service. It seems fashionable on here amongst some members to call anyone who gives an opinion that goes against a negative review/comment a white knight. I am just reciting my experience. 

[Payyourwaymate]

I can only wonder of the chaos that will ensue if this woman ever gets given a strong detailed negative review 😓😓😓. Personally, I never thought this review will end up like this. Considering this woman has almost 80 positive reviews, I think that speaks for itself so thought people would acknowledge the review of another member giving their view, which may or may not have provided additional clarity for prospective customers and move on. However, the damage control and white knighting has led to this  .

I don't have a problem with people contesting opinions, I do have a problem when several do it in a non contributory manner to undermine another members view who has taken the time to report back and comes across more so as trying to protect the WG in question. I don't call people White Knights for fun, it requires very specific traits to be shown which has been clearly displayed lol. She did not need people rushing to her defence, her review stats speak for themselves for crying out loud. I would not turn around and call every positive reviewer a White Knight, that would be ridiculous of me. However, I have no problem calling members rushing to a WGs defence for no reason White Knights.