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External Link/Members OnlyVery rarely do I review (if i am going to review) so soon after punting.
now some of you may remember i recently kinda swore off escorting and decided to go the massage route!
That had been going really well for me - a friend of mine suggested we punt locally....i didnt want to, but he was paying so i agreed (part of the bargaining).
So i call Minx - who is in Enfield and free.
She sounded polite and sexy, big tick there. I arrange a time and turn up.
Now, because it had been so long that I hadnt punted, i decided to go 1/2 hr (rather than the hour i usually do).
i arrive and she opens the door, so far so good. walk in to the flat, and the stench of weed just smacks me in the face!
and there is a pile of it on the table - complete with paraphernalia.
should have turned and walked, not quite sure why i didnt, she looks cute, but in a 18 going on 30 kinda way. She claims to be 21, and she may very well be, but with cheap makeup and a powdery face, she looks closer to the late 20s (28ish - maybe even more with the number of wrinkles).
She's short - 5"4 but I'm ok with that....big tits, not really massively a tits person - the looked real enough.
not fat, but she was 'curvy'. genuinely.
thinking this would be a good punt (minus the smell of weed - and a really weird flat, difficult to describe, but the utilities are all tucked away in odd places) but boy was I mistaken.
I gave her £60 and got undressed as did she. she played with my balls a bit and as I started to get hard she immediately put a condom on - I looked at her like WTF?! and she said I was her first customer and she was just begging for some dick.
i start fucking away and shes playing with herself.....i go in for the kiss and she becomes a fucking jedi and it pulling her face away. i'm no david beckham, but I have managed to pull decent looking girls - so either she doesnt think im decent looking or shes a liar about the kissing. either way, I'm having at it, quite pissed off so thinking, i dont give a shit if she is enjoying this, i will just continue to do my thing. 10/15 mins in to the booking she starts telling me that i gotta fucking cum....the fucking nerve!
so i get pissed off and tell her to turn over - keep going, thinking, what a cheeky bitch! eventually i cum - 17/18mins in. roll over and she cleans me up...then she is starting to usher me out the door - telling me that she is expecting another fucking client. poor bastard!
before im out the door she tells me that you're a nice guy, i enjoyed spending time with you, you're not a rowdy prick like some of the guys she gets and has to 'refuse'. asks to me come back....suddenly felt like she was Apu from the simpsons! im out the door within 25mins of entering.
shit punt, wouldnt go back!
Pros:
decent body
was close at the time (Hertford Road, Enfield)
English (if you're in to that sort of thing)
Cons:
everything else
clockwatcher
weed
weird flat
no service
et al.
hope that's helpful - save your money!
obligatory comment:
fellas treat this one right, she will give you a good time (and all that other flowery shit)!
