ElizabethJanex Derby

[Dez86]

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Comms - Phone call answered on the day of proposed meeting, arranged for a hour later that day.

Location - Derby city center with paid for on street parking. Cheap small paid for car park near by. I drive a small hatchback (which has the turning circle of a
               ocean liner) and it was a struggle to get parked in there. (No jokes about my driving ability, please.)

Cost - £150 for 1hr

Lady - As per her AW profile, with great nipples and arse. Genuine late 20s and wearing a dress size 10ish.

Meeting - Took place Sept. Given precise texted instructions to follow. Offered shower on arrival and exit. French kissing lead to OWO and rimming on her.
              Elizabeth goes at a fast pace so I had to ask her to slow down, which she did. Not in a quick uninterested, get it over and done with way, I think it
              is just her style. Sex in numerous position and was even happy for a round 2 close to the end of the meeting.

[Taggart]

Profile says retiring soon.
Time to get some in guys.

[NickyBobby]

Profile says retiring soon.
Time to get some in guys.

Yeah right. And the DFS sale must end this week.

[ElizabethJanex]

Yes yes we all get suspicious when a girl says retiring soon. I can absolutely assure you that I do not need to use this as means to get more work I am plenty busy I can assure you.
There is absolutely a very VERY big chance that I will be retiring before the new year.
There is in all honesty, a rather small chance that depending on where I am in regards to my reasons for retiring, I may not retire.But it is teeny tiny.
As it is almost definite that I will retire, its simply best for me to say, so that anybody who does wish to see me who hasn't already or would like to see me potentially one last time, can indeed do just that.

Best xxxx.

PS, The DFS sale better not end this week, I need a new corner sofa 

[ElizabethJanex]

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Comms - Phone call answered on the day of proposed meeting, arranged for a hour later that day.

Location - Derby city center with paid for on street parking. Cheap small paid for car park near by. I drive a small hatchback (which has the turning circle of a
               ocean liner) and it was a struggle to get parked in there. (No jokes about my driving ability, please.)

Cost - £150 for 1hr

Lady - As per her AW profile, with great nipples and arse. Genuine late 20s and wearing a dress size 10ish.

Meeting - Took place Sept. Given precise texted instructions to follow. Offered shower on arrival and exit. French kissing lead to OWO and rimming on her.
              Elizabeth goes at a fast pace so I had to ask her to slow down, which she did. Not in a quick uninterested, get it over and done with way, I think it
              is just her style. Sex in numerous position and was even happy for a round 2 close to the end of the meeting.

Thank you for this review
Yes it is something of my style as I am an eager beaver and I always try my best to get two love explosions out of my lovers so I'm glad you had a nice time I did too x

[thelizard]

Do you mean you have an eager beaver

[finn5555]

Profile says retiring soon.

Many claim they retire to boost bookings. Also they miss the easy money and find stacking shelves don't do much for their shopping addiction 

She wont be gone for long 

[ElizabethJanex]

With 2 degrees and a masters I won't be stacking shelves my darling , but also , lets not down tread on those who do the lower paid jobs or also assume that working girls only have the skills stack shelves outside of sex work or more importantly think that this is easy money. My goodness, That is a very silly assumption to make.
Also , I have already stated above that I don't need to boost my bookings what so ever in the slightest.
But who knows what the future holds.
Ive been honest enough to state that there is pretty much A 98%/2% of retiring to not retiring.
Have a lovely day x

[ElizabethJanex]

Do you mean you have an eager beaver

well that too of course hehe

[finn5555]

With 2 degrees and a masters

90% of pro$$ies claim to be educated many to degree and masters level but 90% of them are spouting bullshit,    You only have to read their AW profiles to see they can barely spell.

You may be in the minority and have said qualifications, although I somehow doubt you do 

I have always wondered why the 10% who are actually educated then go down the route of selling their pussy to every Tom, Dick and Abdul   

[ElizabethJanex]

Well that may be true to some extent dearest , but if you have a look at my profile I'm sure you'll see that my spelling and grammar are perfect. I should think. 
But its none of my business whether you think I'm telling the truth or not as it really doesn't effect me what so ever but the reason why educated ladies do this is because it simply pays really well as I'm sure you are aware. Not every degree gets you a well paid job as Im also sure that you're aware as your language tells me that you yourself are very educated and astute and not at all spiteful towards ladies of the night.
What I wanted personally, was not to pay a mortgage and now that I have saved up what I need to in order to own my house outright, the goal has been achieved and I now wish to get back into my prior career full time, that is all.
I wish you the best but don't waste your energy being irked by whether to not you think a "prossie" is being honest . Its such a waste of your time. Be happier x

[GingerNuts]

Well that may be true to some extent dearest , but if you have a look at my profile I'm sure you'll see that my spelling and grammar are perfect. I should think. 
But its none of my business whether you think I'm telling the truth or not as it really doesn't effect me what so ever but the reason why educated ladies do this is because it simply pays really well as I'm sure you are aware. Not every degree gets you a well paid job as Im also sure that you're aware as your language tells me that you yourself are very educated and astute and not at all spiteful towards ladies of the night.
What I wanted personally, was not to pay a mortgage and now that I have saved up what I need to in order to own my house outright, the goal has been achieved and I now wish to get back into my prior career full time, that is all.
I wish you the best but don't waste your energy being irked by whether to not you think a "prossie" is being honest . Its such a waste of your time. Be happier x

As you mentioned it...

Must Read IMPORTANT: Unfortunately an increasing number of clients think its acceptable to be signifacantly late without telling me! I allow 5 minutes lateneds without notice. If you are more than 5 minutes late without warning , I will start the clock from the time the booking wad made and I wont see you again. Its basic manners guys

[ElizabethJanex]

For the most part x

[ElizabethJanex]

Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I'm sure however, you can see that its not a deliberate spelling error.
However, that was a very small response into the lovely chaps comments.

[finn5555]

I wish you the best but don't waste your energy being irked by whether to not you think a "prossie" is being honest . Its such a waste of your time. Be happier x

Far from irked, just not as naïve as many punters to fall for this bullshit 
Your motivation for selling yourself is of no interest to me, at the end of the day punters pay for a fantasy/service deliver on that is all we ask.

[ElizabethJanex]

OMG!!! Gingernuts! I must've had a tipple, that is actually embarrassing. I think I must've been very frustrated with clients lateness haha.
I'll correct immediately.
It still doesn't detract from what I have said being true bar the part about my spelling being perfect.
Oh woe is me

[ElizabethJanex]

Well you did say that you oftened wondered why educated ladies went into escorting so there obviously was some interest but its all ok
I like to think that I always deliver the best I can x

[finn5555]

OMG!!! Gingernuts! I must've had a tipple, that is actually embarrassing. I think I must've been very frustrated with clients lateness haha.
I'll correct immediately.
It still doesn't detract from what I have said being true bar the part about my spelling being perfect.
Oh woe is me

Well that may be true to some extent dearest , but if you have a look at my profile I'm sure you'll see that my spelling and grammar are perfect. I should think.

I rest my case 

[ElizabethJanex]

I hardly think thats a case rested sweetheart and in any case, your spelling and grammar in all of your comments has not been great but not everyone feels the need to be petty.
But all in all, I think you can tell the difference between someone who has simply rushed through an angry notice on their profile (ie me in that bit) and an escort who has literally got half a GCSE flaming to have qualifications.
Have the best day you can my lovely x

[ElizabethJanex]

Claiming even.
I think I have swollen fingers 

[finn5555]

I hardly think thats a case rested sweetheart and in any case, your spelling and grammar in all of your comments has not been great

But I don't claim to have perfect grammar whereas you with your 2 degrees and a masters did 

Stick to sucking cock which you are clearly adept at 

[ElizabethJanex]

2 degrees and a masters doesn't equal never having the occasional rushed mistake and I have stood corrected.
Your attitude and language on the other hand are that which tell me and everyone else, that you're experiences with women have been very unfortunate and for that I'm sorry because its a shame that you feel its acceptable to speak to people and discriminate against people who do a certain job or belong to a certain gender.
As it happens I am amazing at sucking cock so thank you very very much for the compliment and if you'll excuse me I must get back to selling my pussy to every tom , dick and Abdul
Ciao x

[finn5555]

discriminate against people who do a certain job or belong to a certain gender.

Where have I acted in a discriminate way 

Also, with respect, you and I both know your claim to have 2 degrees and a masters is a mere fantasy 

[badsin]

 I am amazing at sucking cock

I'll be the judge of that  contact you soon..... 

[ElizabethJanex]

I'll be the judge of that  contact you soon..... 

 
Sweetheart, I have a degree in music from 2012, a degree in mortuary science, 2018 and now I have a masters in Embalming.
I ,quite frankly, think that your belief that women in sex work cant be educated and are only capable of stacking shelves after retirement, is a mere fantasy that suits your woman hating self.
Good day x

[finn5555]

 I have a degree in music from 2012, a degree in mortuary science, 2018 and now I have a masters in Embalming.

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[ElizabethJanex]

Whatever makes you feel better darling x

[badsin]

 
Sweetheart, I have a degree in music from 2012, a degree in mortuary science, 2018 and now I have a masters in Embalming.
I ,quite frankly, think that your belief that women in sex work cant be educated and are only capable of stacking shelves after retirement, is a mere fantasy that suits your woman hating self.
Good day x

I think you have me confused with another on this thread.....I'm interested in your oral prowess 

[ElizabethJanex]

Apologies my lovely I think we know who it was meant for x

[finn5555]

I'll be the judge of that  contact you soon..... 

Don't forget to post a report, and check out her degree and masters certificates 

[ElizabethJanex]

They are here ready and waiting for your viewing. Framed and mounted in my spare room x

[badsin]

If I end up embalmed I won't be telling anybody 

[ElizabethJanex]

Yes after all I know where all the arteries are hehe

[finn5555]

If I end up embalmed I won't be telling anybody 

Valid point 

I may have to pop along and throat fuck her in the spare room with all these certificates 

[ElizabethJanex]

I can wear my full PPE if you would like.   

[HoldMichaels]

Yes after all I know where all the arteries are hehe

Is that because you stacked the shelf they're kept on? 

(for the record I know the music one is legit, from when I knew EJ - or carmen - back in 2013...)

[ElizabethJanex]

Hello you 

[ElizabethJanex]

Is that because you stacked the shelf they're kept on? 

(for the record I know the music one is legit, from when I knew EJ - or carmen - back in 2013...)

You best believe it haha

[HoldMichaels]

Hello you 

 

Please don't retire until I get to see you again! 

Edit: ... and yes, so I can up my review count! This past year has been craaaazy. :'(

[ElizabethJanex]

Oh I know don't worry, I think everyones been the same.
I didn't have any reviews on my new profile for about 6 months before they allowed them again on AW and I think theres about 4 years between my newest review after moving to Derby and when I worked under Belle - working for Manchester Elite. Mind you, I was studying and wasn't working for a bit of that time so that would explain that.
Hope you're well.

[hunkybc]

Yeah right. And the DFS sale must end this week.

Going back to this it just shouts out a desperate need of money!  Probably one to avoid for me, due to the "rushed" service!

Good informative review though!

[ElizabethJanex]

Im really sorry to say but I am in absolutely no need of any more jobs than I'm already getting, what so ever and as the review stated which is true, I do a get a little fast paced when giving blowjobs particularly, but its not a rushed service what so ever and he absolutely could see that. I like to keep everyone for the full time paid for and go at least twice, as also stated in this review.

[Hotdogboy88]

I don’t know she’s come across quiet well I thought. 

[HailWood]

Well that may be true to some extent dearest , but if you have a look at my profile I'm sure you'll see that my spelling and grammar are perfect. I should think. 
But its none of my business whether you think I'm telling the truth or not as it really doesn't effect me what so ever but the reason why educated ladies do this is because it simply pays really well as I'm sure you are aware. Not every degree gets you a well paid job as Im also sure that you're aware as your language tells me that you yourself are very educated and astute and not at all spiteful towards ladies of the night.
What I wanted personally, was not to pay a mortgage and now that I have saved up what I need to in order to own my house outright, the goal has been achieved and I now wish to get back into my prior career full time, that is all.
I wish you the best but don't waste your energy being irked by whether to not you think a "prossie" is being honest . Its such a waste of your time. Be happier x

* affect 

TBH EJ, you come across well but I couldn’t resist 

I am tempted. Tempted, I say….

[ElizabethJanex]

I will smite you where you stand 

[Ianernshaw]

Well I’ve been quite impressed with her linguistic dual on here, enough so to pencil in an appointment for late next week. I’ve messaged her and she comes across as A very professional young lady. I’ve not punted for about 3 years now, so I’m well overdue a field report, so I’ll put my punting pants on and report back.

[DaveR]

 
Sweetheart, I have a degree in music from 2012, a degree in mortuary science, 2018 and now I have a masters in Embalming.
I ,quite frankly, think that your belief that women in sex work cant be educated and are only capable of stacking shelves after retirement, is a mere fantasy that suits your woman hating self.
Good day x

I find this disturbing and intriguing in equal measure...
You get to the bedroom, the lights dim and the music comes on
Then a morgue drawer is opened from wardrobe by the wall, next to it is a bottle of formaldehyde and bandages on the bed

Do you clients ever get out of your place...?!!!!

[hunkybc]

I didnt even think of that! Now I'm picturing a female Dexter  

[ElizabethJanex]

Hunkyb I think you’ve just decided my Halloween outfit

 

[Kev40ish]

Hunkyb I think you’ve just decided my Halloween outfit

 

I’ll just remind you of the rules..

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