Chester Wellness Centre

[spiralnotebook]

Chester - Wellness Massage Shop

Terms of Reference  -  I`ve previously been a few times and left a positive report as recently as July, but its now become a bit hit & miss. I had another 4 hands B2B but the girls were different and no fanny touching. Then I got bait and switched the other night and the girl I saw asked ridiculous prices. Anyway on with the review . .

Contact  -   Shop advertises   :-  External Link/Members Only
(By the way you wont find anyone there remotely as attractive as the girl on the advert)

Comms  -     Texted early afternoon and asked for 1 hour with specific girl, got a reply saying ok with girl and time.

Location  -  Very busy main road into Chester over road from Bill Smiths Motorcycles. Located as corner premesis at Jcn literally being the corner door.
 
Premesis  -  Shopfront at least looks legit, definately gives the impression of being upmarket. Inside deep pile carpets no shoes so slippers provided air of refinement, nice decor. Rooms clean and again well decorated with proper massage table and a shower in the room (at least the one I was in).

The Girl  -  Parkinsons strikes again, her name was erm well she did say but I didn`t catch it and couldn`t be bothered to ask again as I was pissed off.

The Service  -
Met at inner door and taken into the room by whateverhername was asked to hand over £40, did so got undressed and whateverhernamewas returned and started faffing around. I asked where my reserved tart was and she said not here she in Manchester today, I said why was I not told as I had specifically booked her and thus whateverhernamewas grasp of English suddenly evaporated. She then said she was doing my massage and I with a roll of the eyes thought fuck it lets just get it done, I asked for B2B and she said £50 extra I said no its £40 her rapidly returning grasp of English enabled her to press for £50, I said I usually get B2B with a blow job for £100, whateverhernamewas burst out laughing shook her head and said no no no it was £150. Enough was enough and I said refund please i`m off. She suddenly agreed to the £40. Ho Hum, on with the massage which was actually pretty good then after the usual 30 mins she got undressed, nice tits bit of a belly and pussy no go zone, B2B again wasn`t actually bad with lots of tit strokes and she threw in a sort of odd random WWF body slam type thing while laughing maniacally. I thought `she`s a bloody nutcase`. Finished with a very ordinary wank no finger up bum or anything. Yes it was one of those where you know you should have just walked.

Comments and Thoughts  -   Seriously unhappy with the way this place has gone downhill as regards the services on offer. To be blatantly lied to is a no no, I can understand the girls wanting to try it on but they have now lost a customer. £40 X 1 hour massage + £40 B2B.

Marks out of 10
Comms - ******** (for prompt clear booking not dishonesty)
Area - *****(busy road)
Premesis - **********
Massage/B2B - *** (uninspiring)
The Post Massage Experience - **
Service provided - **
Would I Return - Very unlikely.

[Thephoenix]

Sorry about your poor experience.

It seems to have turned into a bit of a production line place, with a hit and miss service.
They're always busy, and they're probably aware they're the only shop offering extras for miles around.

We need another place to open and give some competition.

[spiralnotebook]

Hey Phoenix, come on we’ll have a codgers day out and give Stephanie scorcher legs a good rattling for old times sake eh mate   

[Thephoenix]

Hey Phoenix, come on we’ll have a codgers day out and give Stephanie scorcher legs a good rattling for old times sake eh mate   

Sounds good, but you'll have to bring a set of jump leads for me.

[23Rangersman23]

Chester - Wellness Massage Shop

Terms of Reference  -  I`ve previously been a few times and left a positive report as recently as July, but its now become a bit hit & miss. I had another 4 hands B2B but the girls were different and no fanny touching. Then I got bait and switched the other night and the girl I saw asked ridiculous prices. Anyway on with the review . .

Contact  -   Shop advertises   :-  External Link/Members Only
(By the way you wont find anyone there remotely as attractive as the girl on the advert)

Comms  -     Texted early afternoon and asked for 1 hour with specific girl, got a reply saying ok with girl and time.

Location  -  Very busy main road into Chester over road from Bill Smiths Motorcycles. Located as corner premesis at Jcn literally being the corner door.
 
Premesis  -  Shopfront at least looks legit, definately gives the impression of being upmarket. Inside deep pile carpets no shoes so slippers provided air of refinement, nice decor. Rooms clean and again well decorated with proper massage table and a shower in the room (at least the one I was in).

The Girl  -  Parkinsons strikes again, her name was erm well she did say but I didn`t catch it and couldn`t be bothered to ask again as I was pissed off.

The Service  -
Met at inner door and taken into the room by whateverhername was asked to hand over £40, did so got undressed and whateverhernamewas returned and started faffing around. I asked where my reserved tart was and she said not here she in Manchester today, I said why was I not told as I had specifically booked her and thus whateverhernamewas grasp of English suddenly evaporated. She then said she was doing my massage and I with a roll of the eyes thought fuck it lets just get it done, I asked for B2B and she said £50 extra I said no its £40 her rapidly returning grasp of English enabled her to press for £50, I said I usually get B2B with a blow job for £100, whateverhernamewas burst out laughing shook her head and said no no no it was £150. Enough was enough and I said refund please i`m off. She suddenly agreed to the £40. Ho Hum, on with the massage which was actually pretty good then after the usual 30 mins she got undressed, nice tits bit of a belly and pussy no go zone, B2B again wasn`t actually bad with lots of tit strokes and she threw in a sort of odd random WWF body slam type thing while laughing maniacally. I thought `she`s a bloody nutcase`. Finished with a very ordinary wank no finger up bum or anything. Yes it was one of those where you know you should have just walked.

Comments and Thoughts  -   Seriously unhappy with the way this place has gone downhill as regards the services on offer. To be blatantly lied to is a no no, I can understand the girls wanting to try it on but they have now lost a customer. £40 X 1 hour massage + £40 B2B.

Marks out of 10
Comms - ******** (for prompt clear booking not dishonesty)
Area - *****(busy road)
Premesis - **********
Massage/B2B - *** (uninspiring)
The Post Massage Experience - **
Service provided - **
Would I Return - Very unlikely.

i tried booking recently but the time wasnt available so asked for 30 mins later and again got the reply, no sorry. eventually i asked what time do you have and was told 4pm, which was 4 hours after the time i wanted. i think if you are that busy then you need more girls or more rooms. seems like quantity has taken over from quality. shame.

[spiralnotebook]

There is at least 3 rooms and 3 girls working. Maybe a lot of people are off work due to the petrol shortage and are going local.