External Link/Members OnlyDate: August 2021
Venue - York. Ground floor flat located in lovely quiet neighbourhood, near to Cliffords Tower, but on the west side of the river. Parking available.
Price: £190 for 1 hour GFE.
Review: This is my first review on UKP and was my first punt in ages. Go easy. I had a bad experience some months ago with a Yorkshire based Rom (who I can’t find on AW anymore to warn you all against - hopefully she has quit), and also this was a departure from my minimum requirements of CIM/Facial. However, I had some cash burning a hole in my pocket and thought the SP had provided a lot of genuine looking pictures - I figured if she looked half as good as her profile, I’d feel I was punching well above and be happy enough. She offered OWO, which tipped the balance so she made my HL. I shot out a text fairly late at night when my previous booking fell through due to illness (SP gave 24 hours notice, at least). Grace got back to me by text within the hour and confirmed a booking for mid afternoon the next day.
After parking up, she gave the flat number and I walked over. She opened the door and I was properly blown away. Cliché to say she was better looking than the photos, but she was so fit I was initially lost for words. I know looks are subjective, but I’d say she’s at least a 9 on anyone’s scale. Look at the damn photos - they are 100% her! Fairly tall, blonde, spot on make up. Well spoken/posh Cambridgeshire/Buckinghamshire-type accent. Age 26 looks right. In summary she looked glammed up for a night at a nice restaurant, apart from she was wearing only a satin dressing gown with high heels and was about to fuck an ugly dude instead. Yep - I was well chuffed, but this turned me into a bumbling idiot for the first minute or two as I’d been working out what to do when I realised it a was a B&S or 10 year-old photos.
She walked me through to the bedroom and we lay down and chatted. Shower available and well stocked - (I used between rounds and at the end - I’d showered not long before the meet). She didn’t ask for cash, but I offered it and she lobbed it on the bedside table - she counted it when I was out of the room. And then….. she talked my ear off, lol. For some experienced punters I’d say this could be a negative or seen as a delaying tactic, but in my case I was a bit taken aback by how she fit she looked and was a bit nervous about the whole thing (first punt since the shit Rom, and my first ‘proper’ punt in ages) so I’d say in my case this actually was a good thing. Talked about my job, her studies, etc etc. After a good 10 min chinwag, I thought I’d better move things on, and I knew I’d be getting my 2 pops in an hour, regardless. I opened her dressing gown and got on to the action.
She’s fit - not gym bunny, ‘muscular’ fit - but sporty fit. She plays a lot of tennis. I think she has the kit available that’s in her photos - maybe next time. Tits are a nice handful, perky nipples, flat tummy, rock solid but wonderfully peachy-plump ass. I wanted my hands all over this, so I started to give her a (pretty shit) back/ass massage but we got interrupted by a delivery at the door. She was a bit a stuck as to whether to ignore it or not, especially oiled up, but she’d been so nice to me so far I suggested she not miss it. Dressing gown on - sprint to door - sprint back - strip naked to dive onto bed again and back to it! Body was the best I’ve seen in a while, and I had to get involved so some RO and rimming on her, which was well received. I’m not the world’s most skilled, but I love burying my face in a pretty cooch, and she was receptive and encouraging, albeit a bit sensitive on her clit. She didn’t tell me to stop, just seemed to like a feather-light touch only on her clit.
I had the world’s briefest OWO (I could be negative here, especially is this is normally my main enjoyment, but this was my fault for not being clear either before or at the time what I wanted - I’m out of punting practice) and she rubbered me up. She dropped straight into cowgirl and, given what she looked like, my excitement and a firm handful of tit in each hand, I didn’t last too long. Before I came I checked two pops was on the table (should be a no brainier for a 1 hour booking, but I’ve been bitten before). She said all was good, so I got the first pop out of the way into the bag. I showered, we chatted for a few minutes more, then I was ready to go again.
Second round was a bit more RO from me (loved watching her writhe), then into some pounding. This was proper fun: In the downtime chat, she’s been telling me how she’s ‘highly sexual’ and has high libido etc etc. Nice story, right? Well, it turns out she is and she does. As I’m working through mish, deep stick, prone bone and doggy, she’s constantly telling me to go harder. Proper demanding it. I’m nuts-in to one of the fittest lasses I’ve ever had, and I’m giving it EVERYTHING I’ve got, and she’s demanding more?! Sweat lashing outta me and while I’m no spring chicken, I’m no lard ass. I wasn’t enough - as much as I throw my back into it, she’s egging me on more and more and I’m gasping. In the end, I drop onto my back, fighting for breath and then she hops on to cowgirl and pumps away for England. Now SHE’S sweating and breathless and banging me like I’m just her dildo. I just lay there helpless and explode as she throws some really deep thrusts in and claims to cum at the same time. Maybe she did, but I’ve given up trying to please her at this point - I’m just not man enough lol. We topple sideways, we both gather our breath, I shower and say my goodbyes and leave exactly 60 mins after walking in.
Summary:
Pros:
Absolutely FAF. Probably best SP I’ve set eyes on from head to toe. Really made an effort to look and smell amazing.
Well spoken. She’s got GFE down well - she listens, and is trying to get a read on you to give you a good service.
Genuinely likes sex. To the point where I don’t think I kept up with her!
Neutrals:
Pricey AF, but FAF. Vanilla services, but those services were delivered with enthusiasm. They all balance out to me, but I’ll only go back to scratch the FAF itch.
Negatives (sort of):
Vanilla, so doesn’t offer CIM/Facial etc - and I had the impression that OWO isn’t her forte. However, that could all be down to me not being clear. I’ve got my punting legs back now (more reviews to come), and I’ll spell out what I like better next time.
Possibly could spend more time talking than some punters might like. Dunno. Maybe on a 30 min booking where you spell out you don’t want GFE, she jumps on you like an alien facehugger? I was grateful for the 10 min pre-workout chat, if I’m honest.
Summary: Properly FAF. Extremely accurate AW profile, including all pictures. Smart, knows what she’s doing and seems to enjoy the hell out of a good pounding - if you’re hung and have stamina for days, maybe you could fuck her into the middle of next week, like she seemed to want/deserve. So: if you have the cash and want an exquisite (albeit vanilla) experience, I would say a firm positive. I found her EXTREMELY pretty, and want to see if I can get the edging OWO from her I’d really want. If she ever puts facial on her likes list, I’ll ask her dad for her hand in marriage.
