Author Topic: Gorgeous Georgia X - Epsom  (Read 5171 times)


111 review(s) for Gorgeous Georgia X (81 positive, 19 neutral, 11 negative) [Indexed by Kev40ish]

Offline Leaveitout

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I was really looking forward to this one after all the rave reviews on here that I even did a P&D punt earlier in the day to last longer for this, but unfortunately I was VERY underwhelmed - occurred 1 month ago.

I had tried to book Georgia for quite a few days whilst she was in Epsom as I was on a job there for a week, she kept getting her day fully booked up very quickly but I finally managed to get a later afternoon/early evening appointment - the earliest she had left at the time of the comms. She texted me a couple hours prior to tell me she’s become available sooner than expected if I wanted to come sooner but I wasn’t able to - a last minute cancellation no doubt.

I arrive to the place, no issue, she asks to be called when I arrive so she can direct me to the apartment, I get in and I agree, she’s better in person than her awkward posed pictures suggest. I also noted she had braces on, i actually liked that as I’ve been known to watch a few braced teen clips on xvideos from time to time so I figured I get to live / tick that one off when this is done. Body is good, again, as described previously, and again, pictures don’t do her justice, she really needs to learn a thing or two about camera angles, she’s underselling herself in the pictures.

Money exchanged £80 for 30mins PSE. The reason I went for PSE over GFE was because I didn’t want to waste time with the light stuff and her profile says in PSE we can ‘expect to get straight to it’ or something like that, along with it being more suitable for going a bit rougher and her being more submissive / taking directions etc, I wasn’t particularly after anal but nice to know it’s on the menu and paid for, should I have the inclination mid punt too.

From the get go, she’s VERY quiet, she’s polite, but just dry, no vibe, no connection, not even a smile. I try make a joke about how it’s now supposed to be a PSE so now every dirty wish of mine is her command, or something jokingly along those lines, she doesn’t find it funny or pretend to find it funny and she corrects me with ‘all within reason, it’s all about communication hun!’ somewhat abruptly. I mean, I’ve already paid to put it in your arse, I’m not exactly going to ask for anything which takes it further than that! Anyway, I don’t read too much into her reaction. I Get undressed, start with owo, complete robotic mechanical below average head, zero variation or enthusiasm, the atmosphere was disappearing each minute, at one point you could’ve heard a pin drop! I’m a horny fucker anyway so even below average head can get me hard, it does but I really don’t feel like I want anymore of it, I ask for the condom so we can start fucking, she asks what position, I say doggy, the bed is high up so it’s perfect for me to be standing on the ground with her on the bed and for me to get the leverage I want as the height matches perfectly, she says the bed will move if we do it that way and that I should also get on the bed on my knees for doggy, annoying but I do it anyway, view is decent but It’s like fucking a corpse, not that I know what that’s like, but there’s no reaction, no rhythm or even movement from her. Atmosphere and vibe continues to decline until there isn’t any left, I decide I don’t want to be there anymore so I pick up the pace to cum, do so and then hop off the bed, she offers wipes.

Then as I’m getting dressed, she suddenly develops a personality, we have that a date chit chat and we’re getting along, she tells me about her side business, she’s more open, she’s smiling, it’s like a whole new person, what the fuck is going on? A bit more of that and I head off.

Conclusion: negative, other than being better appearance-wise in the flash than pictures, I can’t find anything positive about it. I’m hoping she was having an off day, maybe she offered the earlier appointment because someone did indeed cancel and she was pissed about that, or maybe she just didn’t like the look of me, who knows. Either way, it wasn’t a porn star experience or performance, in fact, it wasn’t a performance at all. No personality. No atmosphere. Underwhelming is the best single word I can use to sum up the whole thing. Usually my negatives are so because they didn’t occur, rarely will I have one that I actually ‘experience’ but I’m sorry to say this is one.

Offline llanfair571

This was very similar to my experience when I saw her a few years ago. No enthusiasm,  couldn't take a dick and oral wasn't good. Didn't feel like she had a personality.

Offline Leaveitout

This was very similar to my experience when I saw her a few years ago. No enthusiasm,  couldn't take a dick and oral wasn't good. Didn't feel like she had a personality.

It just doesn’t coincide with the amount of positive reviews she has here, either something was off on the days we went (I mention maybe she was pissed at her cancellation on the appointment prior to mine so I had to foot the shit mood as a result), or the reviewers here are overly generous! Based off of my experience, I would suggest she is suitable for a P&D and nothing more.

Offline Bornslippy

Yep. I saw her wouldn't return. No passion. I will concur that her profile pics are bloody terrible and she's a bit better in flesh. lots of positives because guys are automatically chuffed they are in bed with a young English girl. I found her rather boring

Offline cakerusk

This is exactly my experience with her as well. I am quite surprised by the amount of positive reviews in here. I wouldn't even see her for a P&D.

Very robotic, poor BJ technique, hassling when trying to get into position and almost no connection at all. I would rather fuck a silicon fuck doll , not that i have experience but i suspect it will be better than her.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2021, 10:51:25 am by cakerusk »

Offline Deeplove

Yep. I saw her wouldn't return. No passion. I will concur that her profile pics are bloody terrible and she's a bit better in flesh. lots of positives because guys are automatically chuffed they are in bed with a young English girl. I found her rather boring

Me probably being one of them, looking back should have given her a neutral, she was probably my 2nd or 3rd punt, there was no fun or connection, she was just going through the motions looking back

Offline Leaveitout

Not just me then! I guess I have to start questioning certain reviews now
Oh well, you punt and learn!

Offline llanfair571

It just doesn’t coincide with the amount of positive reviews she has here, either something was off on the days we went (I mention maybe she was pissed at her cancellation on the appointment prior to mine so I had to foot the shit mood as a result), or the reviewers here are overly generous! Based off of my experience, I would suggest she is suitable for a P&D and nothing more.

Young, English and cheap, that's the only reason I think she has so many positives on here. Average looking at best. Would have rated her a negative if I reviewed her today. Experiences likes that are exactly why I don't bother with young women anymore.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2021, 08:00:23 pm by llanfair571 »

Offline lillythesavage

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Thanks lads, was seriously considering travelling for this one, keep looking for a spot in striking distance, on the back of the reviews.  :hi:
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Offline lamboman

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Surely calling herself gorgeous when at best she's very average looking would be enough to put most off.
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Offline 69Luvva

Thanks for the reminder of one of my worst punts and validating that it wasn't just me!!
I saw Georgia back in early 2019, bod was pretty amazing but facially far from "gorgeous" in the flesh (although she was just getting ready for major orthodontic surgery at the time tbf).
But the real issues was just no connection at all, very much going through the motions, and I wound up not able to get hard enough to cum - despite having taken a little blue pill! (Yes, I know they can make it difficult to cum, but not difficult to get hard!!)
I've only had that happen with ropey old slappers before, never a 20-something with a genuinely cracking body in a schoolgirl outfit!  :D Just goes to show attitude is a lot more important than looks! 
I video'd the whole sordid affair but honestly even watching it back is a total turnoff!  Definitely not one for the wank-bank! :thumbs-down:

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« Last Edit: September 28, 2021, 05:09:52 pm by 69Luvva »

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Should be illegal for her to call herself 'gorgeous'.

To each their own of course but I wouldn't ride her into battle.

Offline cubuvina

I met her few weeks ago in Croydon. Her body is amazing but her services are just ok

Offline BRBRBR

I met her few weeks ago in Croydon. Her body is amazing but her services are just ok
Why not review her then? You've been a member for months but have not contributed a single review.
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Offline Bornslippy

body was ok. hardly gym toned amazing
and yeah reviews are handy
« Last Edit: October 13, 2021, 04:56:39 pm by Bornslippy »

Offline stanley2010

Sounds exactly the same as the exp I had a few years back.

Toothy owo and dry conversations. Just awkward

Offline bedhedred

"Then as I’m getting dressed, she suddenly develops a personality,"

I've noticed that happen a few times with crappy providers. Angelica Diamond turned into an absolute darling when it was clear that I was getting dressed to leave.

Offline Bornslippy

Spot on! Or you get the exact opposite. I remember meeting cute baby slute when she visited Stevenage. Was still kissing, fingering and licking her pussy between putting items of clothing back on! she loved it. I got roasted for paying £100/30mins but money well spent compared to this yawnfest

Offline MrMatrix

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Bad luck OP. I've noted this SP a few times and despite quite a lot of positives it appears you are still taking a chance here. Better luck next time :hi:

Offline BootsnBunches

It just doesn’t coincide with the amount of positive reviews she has here, either something was off on the days we went (I mention maybe she was pissed at her cancellation on the appointment prior to mine so I had to foot the shit mood as a result), or the reviewers here are overly generous! Based off of my experience, I would suggest she is suitable for a P&D and nothing more.

It's quite odd. I think she's brilliant. I've seen her more than anyone else and she's in my top 3 of all time. We have a laugh and she knows what I like, delivering it in spades. A chap I share info with on the forum, who usually has quite similar tastes has seen her and wouldn't go again. I guess it shows the girls aren't robots and perform differently with different people and at different times.

Offline Bornslippy

or we just expect more from a meet?

Offline tantraman

... she’s better in person than her awkward posed pictures suggest. I also noted she had braces on, i actually liked that as I’ve been known to watch a few braced teen clips on xvideos from time to time so I figured I get to live / tick that one off when this is done. Body is good, again, as described previously, and again, pictures don’t do her justice, she really needs to learn a thing or two about camera angles, she’s underselling herself in the pictures.

... all such "awkward posed pictures" collected here :music: