Author Topic: Helen - Annabellas, MK - Natural Nordic Red Head  (Read 2760 times)

Offline DocJohnson

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Was struggling to find well-reviewed talent in MK recently so decided to give this one a go instead.

£70/30mins

Location and venue were reasonable in central MK. Someone other than Helen opened the door and showed me in, which is not something I particularly like. Clean enough room with en-suite.

Helen came in and we sized each other up. She’s the type of girl that I imagine the vikings fought local wars over, without being what many would now define as a “stunner”. An acquired taste perhaps. She presented with natural large breasts, decent lingerie, a good figure and stand-out authentic red hair contrasting against clear pale skin.  She’s a bit different to most providers for these features alone.  Pictures are accurate.

I was ready for a relatively cool welcome (see other reviews) but did manage to get a smile out of her during our greetings. English is fluent.  DJ’s initial subjective rating for the package: 8/10

Action started slowly with is lying on the bed but was then sufficiently progressed by her for my tastes. A highlight was the unwrapping of those lovely breasts. More compliments and more brief smiles. She has a routine that I was expecting would be the norm in Annabella’s 30min meets. It’s a wham, bam thank you m’am type place I figure.

Just as I was getting into the “wham” (owo), she asked “are you ready?”. TBH, I could have savoured more of her wham but there were a few things about Helen that made me really want to fuck her. Her looks and demeanour gave me the viking horn!

Cow-girl first, followed by missionary and doggie, ending up in prone. Helen was lovely to take hold of during all of these and I had just enough feedback to inspire me to give her a vigorous and proper seeing to (as much as you can in ca 15 mins anyway :D !).  :thumbsup:

It was one of those meets where you know you could cum at any point but pace yourself to enjoy the surprisingly tight and satisfying fuck. The swapping of positions was all led by me and you do need to be prepared for Helen’s reactions to be much more muted and subtle than many you will dip into. I was in the right mood and prepared for this - other times I might not be.

I came in the bag, ploughing her pussy deep and hard from behind. :yahoo:

Overall rating: 7.5/10

Will I repeat? Maybe. I’ll need to be in a certain mood for her style but if I’m in that mood I will really find her satisfying to take for a spin.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2021, 11:50:09 am by DocJohnson »

Offline bedhedred

She's had a bit of a slagging here for being passive to the point of appearing asleep. I gathered some reviews before.

Glad it worked out for you.

Online anonymouse72

I'm sure those natural tits have been confirmed by another member as enhanced.

Offline DocJohnson

I'm sure those natural tits have been confirmed by another member as enhanced.
Really? Best fake natural looking boobs I’ve sucked on then. A shape/drop, weight and texture that my dreams are made of.  Suit her build too.

Online anonymouse72

Tall, pretty natural redhead with large fake breasts (I noticed the surgery scars under her breasts when I went down on her and I’m amused by the amount of punters who think they’re natural. I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about men being unobservant or looking with their eyes closed) hips and a very nice tight, tasty pussy.

From his review on the other site. I knew I'd read it somewhere.

Offline DocJohnson

Interesting.  I’d need another member’s verification on this point before I take it as fact but if they are fake, then they really are the best natural looking fakes I’ve fondled.

Admittedly, I didn’t peer up from the RO position like that review you’ve sourced from another site. 

What I can tell you is that they’re sufficiently natural and hefty in appearance that when she rides you cowgirl, you wouldn’t be able to see the area where there would likely be scars.

For me, when they look/feel that good then it doesn’t really matter.

 :hi:

« Last Edit: September 25, 2021, 08:51:24 pm by DocJohnson »

Offline Jedi123

I've seen her about a year or two ago and can confirm that she has fake boobs.

Nice service though I'm not a fan of fake boobs otherwise I would have seen her more often

I very very rarely see the same girl anyway and prefer to mix it up
« Last Edit: September 26, 2021, 08:30:13 am by Jedi123 »

Offline DocJohnson

I've seen her about a year or two ago and can confirm that she has fake boobs.

Nice service though I'm not a fan of fake boobs otherwise I would have seen her more often

I very very rarely see the same girl anyway and prefer to mix it up
Thanks for corroborating! With that bombshell, I’m reflecting on all the “natural” boobs I’ve enjoyed now… not much of a hardship for a Sunday.  :hi:

Offline DouglasReynholm

Right, I'm going to see her. I haven't so far because of mixed reviews, but I've made my mind up now. And I'll add my review to the pile too.
 
Bombshell? I always think of Alan Partridge when people say that.

Offline Joey2315

If they aren’t obviously fake in positions like doggy when you can normally clearly see the silicon, but she has scaring, potentially a breast reduction rather than enlargement?

Offline DocJohnson

Bombshell? I always think of Alan Partridge when people say that.

Rumbled.  :D

Hope you enjoy - my tip is to warm her up a bit at the beginning with some charm. Regardless, be prepared for a fairly quiet meet. She won’t be everyone’s cup of tea!

Offline DocJohnson

If they aren’t obviously fake in positions like doggy when you can normally clearly see the silicon, but she has scaring, potentially a breast reduction rather than enlargement?

You might be onto something with this…

Offline MysteryManNo.7

I'm the person who wrote about Helen's breasts being fake in my review around 2 years ago on punternet.

May be wrong but she has definitely had surgery on them due to the scars underneath each breast and I remember them effectively standing up even when she was on her back.

She was one of the truly crap punts I had at HOD, check on punternet she has multiple negative and neutral reviews for being very passive and lazy. She only came alive after I apparently made her cum. She was pleasant to chat to and is an attractive woman but she clearly doesn't enjoy her job and whilst I u derstand girls do sometimes have off days, judging by the number of negative and neutral reviews she has on this site and punternet, she has off days more often than on days.

Offline DocJohnson

I'm the person who wrote about Helen's breasts being fake in my review around 2 years ago on punternet.

May be wrong but she has definitely had surgery on them due to the scars underneath each breast and I remember them effectively standing up even when she was on her back.

She was one of the truly crap punts I had at HOD, check on punternet she has multiple negative and neutral reviews for being very passive and lazy. She only came alive after I apparently made her cum. She was pleasant to chat to and is an attractive woman but she clearly doesn't enjoy her job and whilst I u derstand girls do sometimes have off days, judging by the number of negative and neutral reviews she has on this site and punternet, she has off days more often than on days.
Thanks for contributing to this - I do believe the numbers are not in her favour and don’t reflect well on her. Ordinarily she wouldn’t pass my screening but that day there was something that made me want to try someone a bit different from my “norm”.

I’m still glad I did but judging by the consensus, others might be wise to avoid if they want a safe bet.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Yeah, I'm sure when she's not in her usual mood and actually wants to give a good service she's pretty good as she is attractive with a nice figure, just a shame more often than not she behaves like she hates the work and only tolerates punters because the money is so good.

Offline DouglasReynholm

Maybe it's the fact that she's got some negative views that I want to find out the truth for myself. That and her looks.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Maybe it's the fact that she's got some negative views that I want to find out the truth for myself. That and her looks.

I actually went and saw her after her first negative review, she made a blog post that HOD put on their twitter about how all girls have off days etc. Anyway, I thought it was well written and convinced me to give her a shot.

Well that was a complete mistake. As I've said before she was completely passive and disinterested in the whole event until she apparently orgasmed and seems I'm far from the only client who has experienced her passivity. She seemed to be really wanting to not attract any more negs after her first one at least in writing but in practice she comes across as lazy, passive and clearly not liking the work at all but liking the money. 

Offline spen76cer

Not been to Annabellas, MKE or HoD yet. Can you book 1 girl after the other? which set up do you recommend the best? or are they hit and miss?

Online anonymouse72

Not been to Annabellas, MKE or HoD yet. Can you book 1 girl after the other? which set up do you recommend the best? or are they hit and miss?

Probably best to have a read through the hod thread and ask any questions there.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282347.


Offline tantric talents

I do get to MK occasionally but have never been to Annabellas. Are they part of the Hod group?
Can anyone recommend other good girls working there Atm?

Offline bedhedred

Yes there is a lot of overlap between Milton Keynes escorts , annabellas and HoD. Scroll back through my reviews for example and some of the guys who commented on my threads also have more MK experience than I have.

Offline somedouche

More than natural tits, I'm interested in if anyone actually thinks she's a natural ginger?