What's the worst sex you've ever had, punting or otherwise?
I once 'accidentally' slept with a female friend, remembered nothing of it really as both were drunk and ashamed next day etc. We often met for drinks and we both put it down to one of those things and moved on, though a while later it reared its head again in convo and she said that as she didn't have a regular partner (she's not particularly attractive and definitely not someone I'd usually go for) it'd be good to be given one occasionally (sold it to me as couple of drinks, eat dinner at hers etc.) The times it happened it was bareback (she said she couldn't conceive and was clean due to no partners), no foreplay or even nakedness from either of us (she's pretty flat), just took her pants off and I put it in, two pops over the evening. Not a bad vag to explode in but ultimately a crap and unfulfilling experience. She's moved out of the UK a while back and thankfully bagged herself a local bloke.