Author Topic: Bigass Jasmin - BBW Smelly Fatty in Greenford TOFTT  (Read 4241 times)


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Offline SantanaCarlos

Up this way for a few rounds of karaoke & a booze-up. As usual, perused the purple site for nightcap.

This big bird responded first so zoomed over to waste my hard-earned.

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Location: Greenford. Large Pub hotel. Back door entrance. Key card system - the brass has to come & get you. Cameras galore.

Price: £180 for a shag

Service: OWO, sex - all positions. CIM, facial.

Appearance: short, chubby unit, big gut, stretch marks, stocky - think bowser from Super Mario, no shape, tough/rock hard khyber - no wobble or curvature, just a block - A sight in doggy, mind. Dark areoles, curly hair. No makeup or lingerie - plain jane. Waddles like a penguin. Considered walking but she hiked up the back of her dress as she invited me in & as you do...

Action:

Commendable blowjob. Good technique. Generates saliva. Attention to cobblers. Some stroking & gentle touches/kisses of the body inter-sped with the spit shine. Fingers playing with her Shitter & Mango. Gagged far too much so I called time.

Flipped her over on all fours. The smell blew me away, blimey! should have worn a hazmat suit, fuck me. nevertheless, Thumb back in. Pounded away. vocal and engaging. Went through all positions - she's a big tub so stuck to doggy towards the end.  Pit stops for water & adjusting my knob for less pain etc.

Good actress +ve.

A strong whiff emanating from her ass + pussy throughout. Real dirt session.  :vomit:  :lol:

Popped over her face + tits. Shower to wash off the stench + the usual random chinwag.

Took calls on the speaker at the end, lining up a few of yous to wait in an orderly fashion downstairs.  :lol:

One last feel of caboose & bundled into my motor feeling cheap.

2nd
Left my kettle behind on the table. So saw her again the next day. Still stinky  :vomit: but can’t fault it -
she sucked
she fucked
she kissed
and guzzled my baby batter.

Summary: Another ebony on the list. Scoring it a positive despite the fishy smell (she’s a porker so I guess it’s par the course?) Decent service but for the price, you would expect a worldie & she’s far from it. Condom wrappers, wet wipes & general garbage were littered about.

first come, first serve.

High foot traffic - Both occasions, the next punter was sitting outside the door waiting to be buzzed in for his go on the current town's bicycle.


Would I return? £100 odd for a fatty? No chance. Can’t justify it with a sober mind. + Plenty of these on POF, Tagged  & my local boozer, etc

Offline JackSaint

Great review, cheered me up on a shit punting day, thanks  :D :lol: :D :lol:

Offline Ronald Trump

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Decent review.

Will be staying well clear  :lol: :vomit:

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Offline JPin

Comedy gold, laughed all the way through, especially as you went back!

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Offline Goldfinch

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Entertaining review,cheers for sharing. :thumbsup:

Offline Boss_Grinz

Dont know whether to laugh or pitty you as you managed to carry on despite the smell :yahoo:

Offline lillythesavage

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Comedy gold, laughed all the way through, especially as you went back!

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At least he made it home to come back, karaoke, booze up and a smelly bunk up, falling into car  :lol:
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 :lol:   Good review...but 180 notes for a fat stinker.

Not for me Abraxas.

A lesson to us all.
Don't punt and drive  :lol:

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Offline Putin

Waddles like a penguin. Considered walking but she hiked up the back of her dress as she invited me in & as you do...

A strong whiff emanating from her ass + pussy throughout. Real dirt session.  :vomit:  :lol:

Popped over her face + tits. Shower to wash off the stench + the usual random chinwag


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Offline Colston36

I like a grubby old slag as much as the next perv but she sounds several kilos too far ...

Offline cotton

I prefer skinny girls but she actually looks pretty good in her pics, decent ass, altho £180 is a bit steep.
I do wonder what the OP was doing taking a kettle with him to the first punt  :unknown:

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Offline S_holmes

I’ve taken a towel and some toiletries along before …. Never a kettle!!

Offline Stealthmode

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I prefer skinny girls but she actually looks pretty good in her pics, decent ass, altho £180 is a bit steep.
I do wonder what the OP was doing taking a kettle with him to the first punt  :unknown:

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By kettle he means his watch, not an actual kettle 🤣🤣

Offline Hobbit

I don't understand. Why have you given it a positive if she had terrible hygiene? :unknown:

Offline lillythesavage

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I don't understand. Why have you given it a positive if she had terrible hygiene? :unknown:

Read it again, he says it is to be expected with her size :unknown:
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Offline cotton

By kettle he means his watch, not an actual kettle 🤣🤣
Ahh thanks that makes sense , surprised anyone still wears a kettle , these days most people just look at the dog  :thumbsup:


Offline jordan452

Scoring it a positive despite the fishy smell (she’s a porker so I guess it’s par the course?)

Her being a BBW has nothing to do with her hygiene, I’ve come across plenty hygienic BBW’s.
 
She sounds like one to avoid.

Offline Colston36

Read it again, he says it is to be expected with her size :unknown:

I don't think so. I see a couple of plump ladies in Bristol; no pong.

Offline Lou2019

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I don't think so. I see a couple of plump ladies in Bristol; no pong.

quite rightly so Colston  :thumbsup: as a BBW myself its rather rude to suggest we are unhygienic or smell because we are bigger. You can be any size and smell less than fresh if you have a poor cleaning regime!

Just to put a reverse spin on it  many of my clients are lovely larger gentleman and on the hottest days in the summer didn't smell unpleasant. If you have good hygiene, a thorough shower and antiperspirant there should not be a problem. In addition I've had a few slimmer guys that have smelt a bit funky!
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Her being a BBW has nothing to do with her hygiene, I’ve come across plenty hygienic BBW’s.
 

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Offline S_holmes




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I don't see a queue of eager punters forming with that review...

Offline DevilTimed

What the fuck did I just read?

Stinky puss, and you gave a positive?

You have a stronger stomach than I.