Up this way for a few rounds of karaoke & a booze-up. As usual, perused the purple site for nightcap.
This big bird responded first so zoomed over to waste my hard-earned.
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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Greenford. Large Pub hotel. Back door entrance. Key card system - the brass has to come & get you. Cameras galore.
Price: £180 for a shag
Service: OWO, sex - all positions. CIM, facial.
Appearance: short, chubby unit, big gut, stretch marks, stocky - think bowser from Super Mario, no shape, tough/rock hard khyber - no wobble or curvature, just a block - A sight in doggy, mind. Dark areoles, curly hair. No makeup or lingerie - plain jane. Waddles like a penguin. Considered walking but she hiked up the back of her dress as she invited me in & as you do...
Action: Commendable blowjob. Good technique. Generates saliva. Attention to cobblers. Some stroking & gentle touches/kisses of the body inter-sped with the spit shine. Fingers playing with her Shitter & Mango. Gagged far too much so I called time.
Flipped her over on all fours. The smell blew me away, blimey! should have worn a hazmat suit, fuck me. nevertheless, Thumb back in. Pounded away. vocal and engaging. Went through all positions - she's a big tub so stuck to doggy towards the end. Pit stops for water & adjusting my knob for less pain etc.
Good actress +ve.
A strong whiff emanating from her ass + pussy throughout. Real dirt session.

Popped over her face + tits. Shower to wash off the stench + the usual random chinwag.
Took calls on the speaker at the end, lining up a few of yous to wait in an orderly fashion downstairs.

One last feel of caboose & bundled into my motor feeling cheap.
2ndLeft my kettle behind on the table. So saw her again the next day. Still stinky

but can’t fault it -
she sucked
she fucked
she kissed
and guzzled my baby batter.
Summary: Another ebony on the list. Scoring it a positive despite the fishy smell (she’s a porker so I guess it’s par the course?) Decent service but for the price, you would expect a worldie & she’s far from it. Condom wrappers, wet wipes & general garbage were littered about.
first come, first serve.
High foot traffic - Both occasions, the next punter was sitting outside the door waiting to be buzzed in for his go on the current town's bicycle.
Would I return? £100 odd for a fatty? No chance. Can’t justify it with a sober mind. + Plenty of these on POF, Tagged & my local boozer, etc