External Link/Members Only Northampton Massage on what I discovered to be a busy Kettering Street in the heart of Northampton yesterday late afternoon. Paid £240 for 30 mins with all four girls. No extras.
Right, first things fucking last, I'm not from the area, I was visiting for the day & I've not had any experience of punting in this region.
Suffice to say, I've spent a while on here in the last week trying to suss out the lay of the land, work out the best girls available & in comparison to where I normally punt, Bristol, where we're all well aware the prices are inflated, value for money is hard to find & to be honest, finding a parlour with 4 girls willing to see me at one time would probably have cost me £40 more in a door fee & another £160 in the various extras, it seemed like the juice was worth the squeeze.
It paid off massively.
Look, if you're reading this I get it, from the outside this is the sort of wild & potentially stupid thing you do if you're pretty seriously ill or facing death or heading off to fight in a war or something. But hey, look you only live once & I dunno how many reviews there will be on here or other review sites but I doubt there's many.
Still, this will come off as a fluffy review, I care not, I had a lovely time, was made to feel welcome, the girls were great & did exactly what I wanted.
Comms: GoodI was able to get a sneaky phone call in the day before & spoke to who eventually I discovered was Dahlia was able to confirm the opening times as I was concerned about what time was last appointment & whether I'd potentially knock on the door with a wad full of cash, half a boner & promptly be told to fuck off.
As it turned out, I was able to visit around 4 pm & while the street outside was busy, the subtle entrance & cash machine nearby made my life a lot easier. Again, in comparison to Bristol, where they're as subtle as a lawnmower, this would have been an awkward experience & has in the past got the anxiety levels rising (I've recently taken to buying 4 McFurries & bringing them with me, so if someone does see me knocking on the door of a knocking shop they might hopefully assume I'm a deliveroo driver. Yeah, look I understand this might seem odd, overkill even but I've had some drama doing this in the past & I'm pretty paranoid about it. Trust me though, it always goes down well in the parlour when you arrive with a treat, sometimes it helps to put yourself & the girls at ease).
Accommodation- GoodOverall, the place is quite nice, the door up the stairs sets off a beeper, you're greeted by a very lovely maid who showed me into a room. There were plenty of cameras knocking about in the hallway & up the stairs & the room I was bright, clean had a good sturdy bed & a shower that was hot & easy to use. The Maid knocked again & introduced the girls to me.
Girls Appearance- Good to Excellent (remember, there were four of them)Frankly from the reviews on here & on P*nterN*t as well as the photos on the website they're all good & whilst there's some porkies told about age, the descriptions are correct.
Dahlia is a petite but curvy milf with short brunette hair, a lovely arse, great tits & a filthy mouth. Probably a size 12/14 give or take, she's in good shape for her age. She's very gobby & fancies herself a bit of a domme I reckon. She's put in her place by me with some good banter & comedic rebuttals.
Kylie is a younger, equally curvy milf with long auburn hair, a really lovely smile, beautiful eyes, lovely tits. Again, I'd say she's a size 12 give or take. She's quite sweet looking, the kind of barmaid who you could chat up & she might suck you off if you're lucky. Great sense of humour, as I found with all the girls, & as I say, this made her laugh & smile quite often. I liked this.
Sasha is lean & slender Gilf as I discovered with bolt on tits, is very pretty with nice eyes, a curvy arse, a big smile, lots of character & energy. Size 8 no dangers there.
Sienna is a very curvy milf was long blonde hair, very big tits, curves in all the right places, lovely eyes. Have you worked out that I like eyes yet? Sienna is like the barmaid in a pub too, a more mature one sure, but she'd deffo suck you off regardless of your luck. Probably a size 16 I'd say, honestly I'm guessing & going by the website for these size really, what the fuck do I know about birds dress sizes?
The MeetWell, look was I planning to see 4 girls? Yeah, kinda, it was always depending on who, what, where & when. In my head I'd envisioned something like this to occur-
External Link/Members OnlyA bit of the o'l CFNM stuff but without the domme shit, I knew I wanted to be in charge, would be fun, friendly, funny & clear with what it was I wanted with the girls. I think i might have surprised the girls with saying I wanted all of them and as they all re-entered the room, Dahlia was already in the buff & trying to dominate, that's fine love, but I'm not buying it & for every line she had I had another, the rest of the girls all laughed, the atmosphere & tone in the room was set. I dolled out the cash & we're off to the races...
So if Dahlia was going to be gobby, keep her busy I thought to myself, I pulled her down from the hair and got her to start sucking me off as the rest of the girls began to undress & give me a big passionate snog each. OK, the CFNM idea is out the window now but I'm not fussed, I'm enjoying getting blown and kissing some yummy milfs.
It's on to the bed, thankfully capable of taking the weight of 5 people, & I put Dahlia is on bollock patrol. My balls are very sensitive & I looooove having them sucked. She delivered a 5 star effort & she tret them like they were here own kids.
Sienna is a greedy slag who took on blowing me without having to ask. Honestly, she went at it like a dog eating hot chips. Excellent technique though & Kylie who is an outstanding kisser is on my left as I laid down with Sasha on my right. The two take turns kissing me & my nipples, a nuzzle on my ear lobes and neck & then I asked the girls to kiss each other, they promptly did. Lush. Then Kylie came across the top of me on the top end of the bed, led over above me a gave me a spiderman kiss. She'd never done it, either had I, it was so good. I'm gonna try to attach a gif here to explain what I mean....
External Link/Members OnlyHang on, did that work?
Fuck knows.
Kylie & Sasha then goes & swaps with Sienna & Dahlia, same again, tries and turns, Sasha is excellent on the blow job front too, Kylie knows her way around a cock, sucks like a dyson. Dahlia like Sienna can get greedy with it but sucks with lots of energy. Sienna gave me a spiderman kiss next I think, it was becoming a bit of a blur now. Dahlia was trying to eat my ear lobe off, & I'm knocking our dad jokes left right and centre as Kylie announces she want's to sit on my cock.
Now, honestly I wasn't planning on having full sex, but at this point in the proceedings, I really didn't mind, I was having the time of my life & wasn't going to say no to hanging out the back of Kylie's lush ass. As Kylie put the rubber on, the problem was, what to do with the rest of them? I go Dahlia to eat out Sasha as she played with her toy. I encouraged Dahlia to fist Sasha, I wasn't being serious but as the banter was flying I said "come on girl, take your watch off & get up in the there!". Lots of laughter. I fucked Kylie as kissed Sienna & then on with a fresh condom Kylie & Sienna swapped out for a pounding.
Struggled to concentrate on shagging now, just too much visual stimulation to be honest, so I got Kylie to swap with Dahlia & give Sasha's cunt a fiddle with, & pulled off the rubber, forced my cock deep into Dahlia's mouth and continued to kiss Sienna who was really into the kissing.
Time was coming to a close & Dahlia presented her face for some spunk inspection & i furiously tried to wank the little man to the vinegar strokes & said to the girls, "Y'know what I'm going to get some more money out & do this again."
Why don't you? agreed the girls.
Well, okay I didn't spunk. But frankly I did everything but. I stopped, I gave all the girls a big long kiss and thanked them all for an amazing time & pulled my jeans on & went down to the cash machine again...
The next episode I'll have to post later on today as I'm short on time but suffice to say, an excellent time was had by all. Were I live in this area I'd visit every week & if you're lucky enough to have a win on the horses or the lottery, you'd do well to give this once in a lifetime punt a try.
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