This can only be a negative rating because for the first time my cock-pill didn't work. Hopefully it's a one-off, but that remains to be seen.
External Link/Members OnlyThe more I research a girl, the more I always seem to find a reason
not to pay her a visit, so I like to go on impulse now and again, and this was one of those occasions. I hadn't noticed her on the 'available today' page before, and liked the look of her photos. I do like a tart to
look like a tart, and I'm a sucker for over-the-top fake eyelashes. One reviewer said she was bigger than she appears in the profile, and one said she wasn't. I like 'em voluptuous in any case, so let's give her a go.
It turns out she isn't independent, but on the rota at a parlour called 'Leicester Ladies'. It's not a place I pay any attention to, and had certainly never considered visiting, because it's been mentioned a few times on here, and I had the impression it was at the fag-end of the market. It's no seedier than plenty of other provincial knocking shops, though, and there was nothing wrong with the room. It's near the Burleys Way flyover, opposite a snooker hall and completely invisible, but easy to find when directed by Madame. There's plenty of parking, at £1 for two hours. It's a rum part of town; I felt perfectly safe and secure - for both myself and my car - in broad daylight, but I wouldn't want to hang around there at night.
She's the girl in the photos, and they didn't seem notably out of date, although she'd certainly chosen the most flattering ones, as of course anybody would. First impressions were that she was a bit
Carry On era Barbara Windsor, in that she's very diminutive - not much more than 5 foot - bright, bubbly and very giggly. But...there's a fine line between 'voluptuous' and 'fat', which varies according to individual taste, and with an introductory grapple it soon became clear she was the wrong side of the line for me.
I've seen fatter girls, though, and it's always been up and at it and ready to go, because Cialis really is a miraculous drug. But not this time, and even a perfectly good blowjob couldn't get it fully primed. Close, but no cigar. At one point she gallantly climbed aboard to try some cowgirl, but it wasn't hard enough, and I threw in the towel. She wasn't having it, though, and got stuck in again from a different angle, but to no avail. When I threw the towel in again she cried "Ooh, I don't want you leaving disappointed, let me give you my special wank, I can do magic with a bit of baby oil."
She can, too, and bless her, with some skilful handiwork she finally got me over the line, which is something that several girls recently - even after some terrific sex - have been unable to do. I told her so, too, and she looked very pleased with herself, as well she might.
So there we are. I didn't fancy her, and it's a negative rating for obvious reasons. But for anyone who likes their girls petite in height, with plenty of meat to grab hold of, Shelby's a nice girl with a good attitude, and could be a lot of fun.
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