Ok so first up there was no sex involved in this meeting at all - it was a straight up massage, but (a) it was great, (b) the girl is nice and attractive, and (c) everything about it felt like a punt - so I thought I'd share the experience.
(And I'm secretly hoping that there may be a happy ending next time I visit
While surfing in ukp someone mentioned massages and had a link to gumtree. As per I clicked on it then thought I'd have a look at what was in Leeds. Came across this ad. A lot of the ads on gumtree are blatantly escorts - how many legit masseurs advertise themselves wearing skimpy dresses?
Anyway Jade looks genuine and I had decided that I actually wanted a massage rather than a punt, so I decided to text her at lunch time. And everything about the experience was the same as arranging a punt - cloak and dagger about where the location is, asking about prices, here's the postcode, "call me when you're outside". It got the juices flowing in the same way as the anticipation to a punt does - but much cheaper than a punt. This was how I knew she was genuine. I've often seen "masseurs" advertise a "massage" for the same cost as a punt - that can't be right. Who in their right mind would go see a girl for a massage when the same money can get you much more things being massaged? Anyway - I digress.
After eventually finding the location I end up parking in exactly the same location for where I go to see one of my semi- regular escorts - the temptation to jack in the massage and go see the escort was VERY high at this point. Anyway I persisted as I wanted to see how it played out.
Jade works out of a hotel (just like a WG), talked me past the security (just like a WG), directed me to her room, asked me how long I wanted, paperwork out the way then told me to take my clothes off! So far so familiar
What followed was a really nice, relaxing massage - good amount of pressure, strong hands, I've only ever had a couple of "proper" massages before and this one blew the last one out the water.
As far as I know Jade doesn't escort - but you never know whether body to body massage might be on the cards, or topless, or a happy ending. I can hope.
Any tips on how to broach this subject? At the moment I'm just thinking of getting completely nekkid next time and hoping nature takes it's course down below and she gets the hint.
She's been in Leeds for the last 6 months apparently - anyone out there in UKPland seen her for a massage and got any extras?
Apologies if I've broken any rules by posting this review in this section (as she's not an escort and doesn't offer those services).