Joana (Top Rimmer), Willesden

[unus669]

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August 2021

Duration: 1hr £70

Comms: Getting hold of Joana was hit and miss for me. I like to book on the day. My impression is, she tries to get punters booked in advance. She replied to a text I’d sent her 2 days prior, the day she replied I was lucky to be in a position to see her that afternoon.

The Woman: Joana is no spring chicken as various reviews have made clear. Think more a granny on heat.

The Punt: I was intrigued by Tantraman’s  :thumbsup:review and a few reviewers before him, hence decided to give this granny a go. Basically I was looking to get rimmed good and proper and swallowed  .

On arrival I requested to have a shower, Joana provided a clean towel as I stripped. Straight out of the shower she ushered me to lie face down and relax. I’m not into all this B2B shenanigans, but I thought I’d try it. It felt good as I still had DOMS from the gym the previous day. It wasn’t long before Joana started rimming me and then sucking my now rock hard little man. I must say, I’ve not seen a granny on heat like that before, as others have mentioned. Her BJ was average, but her rimming is top notch. At some point we re-positioned so I could finger her pussy and ass, which she seemed to enjoy. Got  2-3 fingers in both holes, probably could fit more. This went on for 5-10 minutes before I shot my load, she diligently took her time to swallow every drop, smiling at me as she did it.

During the interlude, we conversed via her phones translation app, as her English is limited and my Spanish/Portuguese doesn’t exist. She’s an interesting woman.

Round 2, was more of the same. Had another shower, she joined me, it was a squeeze, but she attempted sucking me off again. Didn’t cum again, as I was spent. Was out in just over an hour.

All in all, the rimming was well delivered and 2 loads swallowed for £70. Also fucking is included, as she asked me if I’d fuck her next time.

Summary:VFM with a granny that delivers a good rimming, if it’s what you’re after. Not for a punt for everyone, but I enjoyed the service and might see here again, as it’s VFM.

[pa5151]

One of the best grannies in London 

[danso]

Great review sounds like an interesting punt to tick of your HL.
What did she look like? Approx. age? Body type?

More details will be much appreciated very interested

[Stevelondon]

Prefer them young 

But if the service is excellent………… would perhaps enjoy some rimming.

But as has been asked. What does she look like, body etc

[unus669]

Great review sounds like an interesting punt to tick of your HL.
What did she look like? Approx. age? Body type?

More details will be much appreciated very interested

Think a previous reviewer said, she told him she’s 60.

She’s about 5’4, chubby, tits/arse still firm.

[unus669]

Prefer them young 

But if the service is excellent………… would perhaps enjoy some rimming.

But as has been asked. What does she look like, body etc

If you WhatsApp her, she will send a picture on request. Her number is on one of her reviews.

[RAJEC]

Does she still have a green tongue as reported in previous reviews?

I’ve avoided her on that basis.

I think she’s cleaned out the arseholes of most of ukp’s London contingent by now 

[unus669]

Does she still have a green tongue as reported in previous reviews?

I’ve avoided her on that basis.

I think she’s cleaned out the arseholes of most of ukp’s London contingent by now 

 

No Green tongue

[Boss_Grinz]

Does she still have a green tongue as reported in previous reviews?

I’ve avoided her on that basis.

I think she’s cleaned out the arseholes of most of ukp’s London contingent by now 

Met her this evening at 8.15 pm, and no she doesnt have a green tongue unfortunately lol

Not my usual kind of punt but as I was in the area thought lets see what all the fuss is about.
Nothing spectacular about her massage or anywhere close to the usual B2B massages.

Rimming is definitely the only good service provided, OWO have had better. She is a nice chatty lady but will be going back again I very much doubt it.

[tantraman]

Glad you enjoyed, unus669 ... Joana is full-on rim-tastic!

[Kamilondon]

Good to see she finally managed to fit you into her busy schedule 😂. The green tongue thing had also stopped me from even thinking to book this granny again.
May have to go see her at some point. 

[Double009123]

Anyone know what happened to her?

[unus669]

Anyone know what happened to her?

Last time I saw her, she said she’ll be of home to Brazil in December and intends returning this coming spring.

[Double009123]

Thanks for update mate!